sheisreeds
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My partner and I finally have a brawl scheduled at an event where our breed of edge play is expected and accepted. However, I have been out of commission for medical reasons for over a year. I am in a Switch relationship and we think wrestling is for sissies. Our favorite weapons for fighting other than the basic feet, knees, hands, and teeth >;) are wiffle ball bats. At this point these are not safe for me, those buggers actually can cause quite nasty contusions and between me not having my wolverine healing factor back, and my pelvis still being a mess, it's no good. In our case we are fine with things breaking, as long as they will not endanger others. We're ok with gouges, bruises, and I've lost count of the number of times I've sprained a finger. We like strange, bizarre, absurd, things. It's halloween, it's a damn halloween party, and all I can think about is the one toy I can't bring, wiffle ball bat. We've used things like those yard decoration pvc candy canes, mops (yes, mops), electrified fly swatters, carbon fiber rods, and other sorts of nonsense. I'm trying to think of things that pack a lot of sting, without a lot of thud. Anyone got some festive ideas? Repurposed halloween decorations? Got a favorite repurposed item? I'm thinking all those halloween stores will be in clearance mode Saturday morning. UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH I hate being rusty.
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