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Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 10/31/2013 4:12:12 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Status: offline 		Like most (single) sub males....I'm constantly on the lookout for a good woman who has interests similar to mine.....I read their entire profile....but it always comes down to this SAME shit:

They want someone handsome, has a job, ALL their teeth (like THAT's realistic), working car (good tires), hair, taller than they are (so a tree land on me once....WTF????), bathes more than 3 times a week, brushes their teeth, puts their socks away.....wtf ladies?????

I even had a chic tell me once that she wouldn't go out with me again because I told her to go wait in the car while I paid the bill and then 40 seconds later yelled at her "RUN to the Safeway over by the loading dock....I'll pick you up in 20 minutes"

(What she'll never know is....it's that kind of shit that allowed me to pay off the Vega station wagon in under 24 months...that's right....it's paid for).



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RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 10/31/2013 5:15:09 PM   
freedomdwarf1


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
They want someone handsome,

That's a somewhat subjective statement.
To some, I'm as ugly as sin, yet my OH worships the ground I walk on and thinks I'm the dogs bollox.

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has a job,

I don't work but I have a livable income. Does that count?

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
ALL their teeth (like THAT's realistic),

Ummm... Yes, I do.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
working car (good tires),

Yep, I do. It's only just 3 years old and I don't owe a single red cent on it.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
hair,

Yep. A few strands of grey but it's all there and not receeding.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
taller than they are

At barely 5ft2" tall that does narrow the market somewhat for me.

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bathes more than 3 times a week,

I do - every single day, at least once.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
brushes their teeth,

Yep.
Maybe not as much as the dentist would like, but at least once a day.

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
puts their socks away

Of course!! Why wouldn't you??

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
.....wtf ladies?????

Maybe that question should be aimed at you Lookie?

ETA: And I'll draw my pension in less than a decade from now.


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RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 10/31/2013 5:42:57 PM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Awww Lookie, come to Kentucky. We've got plenty of ladies that would see you for the gem you are!

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RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 10/31/2013 5:55:45 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Awww Lookie, come to Kentucky. We've got plenty of ladies that would see you for the gem you are!


(Finally, a woman who see's the diamond).

I'll bring my comb (it's actually a toothpick....but I like the efficiency).

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RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 11/1/2013 10:40:20 AM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		Reminds me of a girl from my 20s that had huge high supposed standards..... rejected everyone
Ran across her in the trailer park a few years later wearing biker slicks with five kids.

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RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 11/1/2013 5:37:35 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Reminds me of a girl from my 20s that had huge high supposed standards..... rejected everyone
Ran across her in the trailer park a few years later wearing biker slicks with five kids.


Are you denigrating my wife?


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RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 11/2/2013 4:19:14 PM   
MalcolmNathaniel


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Status: offline 		Dude, a chick like that probably also wants you to be sober around the kids. AS IF!

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RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 11/2/2013 6:39:36 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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Dude, a chick like that probably also wants you to be sober around the kids. AS IF!


They always want something....it's ALWAYS something.

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RE: Gawwwwwwwdddddddd........ - 11/3/2013 11:48:30 AM   
hlen5


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


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Dude, a chick like that probably also wants you to be sober around the kids. AS IF!


They always want something....it's ALWAYS something.



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