crazyml
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail First. Call dentists out of your equivalent of the yellow pages, and say, Are you doctor feelgood? If they say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa? hang up. Then you go in and tell the one you got, you blast that fuckin nitrous at me until you are afraid I am gonna cakk right in this fuckin chair, and then turn it up 10 pounds....once I am near death, hit me with the needles, and do it all........I dont give a fuck about time............and I want a near death experience with that nitrous. Then, (this should be before hand) get acetominaphin, ibuprofen, and naproxin sodium in the strongest tablets you can find) every two hours, swallow at least 2 but not more than 4 of each, drink lotsa water, and water only.........no booze......and about an hour before you go to bed and at least 2 hours after your last pills drink about as much whiskey as you have ever drank, and hop in and snore. Only way out of it far as I am concerned, and you can quote me. The voice of experience (every three months)..... And this.. quote:
ORIGINAL: LadyPact I am legendary for hating the dentist. Thank God the one thing this little town has is one guy who works with Me and through My bullshit. I'm prescribed a valium for the day of the appointment and he sends Me home with percocet. Yep. Valium before gas, and lots of it, just like Ron said. The mix of the other types of pills he mentioned get alternated for swelling and pain. Ice helps. As to the being afraid of needles thing, some folks can lessen their fear of needles by <trumpets> getting used to other people playing with them in the community. Make yourself familiar with the thing you fear. You don't have to engage in needle play yourself. Just learn a bit about them. See what the 23G needle really looks like in situations where you're not afraid. It helps. If it makes you feel any better, I'll be in the same boat tomorrow. We can suffer together.
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