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ORIGINAL: sloguy02246

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They dwell in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.

They usually will only fuck at night. Come to think of it, they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe it's because they are ruled by the Moon.

This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that "Romancing The Stone" and "Wuthering Heights" kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past ex-lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve, which is bullshit. They are wonderful people.

They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathhouses). They want to be comfortable while fucking. Oh sure, during foreplay they will willingly let themselves be bent over a bar stool, but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not an actual pet.

Cancerians live for oral...as long as it tastes good. Kama Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream...fruit...anything with sugar. But don't rush them - they like to smolder so when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs. They all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can also be submissive. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like a school boy/girl with a whip to keep them interested.

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Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

My favorite sluts are Aquarians. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you - and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy with those that care about them.
Go figure.
They are easy going and like kinky stuff. To them, sex is a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought.
They enjoy fucking in groups of three. Think of being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick - that is a Aquarian dream. But they need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course or you two will be just talking all night (which can be stimulating just as well too). Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty incidents and possible jail time.

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

My favorite sluts are Aquarians. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you - and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy with those that care about them.
Go figure.
They are easy going and like kinky stuff. To them, sex is a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought.
They enjoy fucking in groups of three. Think of being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick - that is a Aquarian dream. But they need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course or you two will be just talking all night (which can be stimulating just as well too). Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty incidents and possible jail time.



It's actually kind of accurate. Only it wasn't a Home Depot, it was a Smith & Edwards....

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ORIGINAL: sloguy02246

Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)

Let the games begin!
Libras are not only mental but emotional creatures.
But, beware, once your Libra is on fire, you will be consumed. Libra's believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life.... Porn? Not for a Libra! They HATE vulgarity.

Libra is ruled by the goddess Aphrodite. They never think like just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. They love to role play and dress up. Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is.
... so if you are being hit on by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to want you.
But if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights of love making. Libra's are also the romantic of the zodiac, they don't just fuck.

Libra's require psychological penetration. Confidence and understanding must exist between the Libra and their mate. Thus, when mutual confidence and respect exists, sexual energy is exchanged and not wasted.

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ORIGINAL: HandsonYou2
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Many user web surveys show Scorpios as the most kinky of all the signs.
... while Scorpions and Sagittarians may be most likely to switch. Any comments about this idea?

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Look at Mars-Venus combinations for a better picture of who will be your best long term mate. Sun sign indicates how you might get a long outside the bedroom. For the guys, study her Mars sign to determine who she dreams of. Gals, pay attention to his Venus sign to catch his eye.

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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)

My favorite sluts are Aquarians. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them, chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you - and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit, then get shy with those that care about them.
Go figure.
They are easy going and like kinky stuff. To them, sex is a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough. Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought.
They enjoy fucking in groups of three. Think of being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick - that is a Aquarian dream. But they need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated, but to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical fun time. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course or you two will be just talking all night (which can be stimulating just as well too). Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty incidents and possible jail time.



It's actually kind of accurate. Only it wasn't a Home Depot, it was a Smith & Edwards....

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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Wow. Lots of Aquarians!! That HAS to be a sign that we are kinkiest....