DauphinDior
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I was reading the news, about that duck something person, and wow: 50% of us need helmets and the other 50% are way too sensitive. But let's not insult each other over something irrelevant when we have: NASA! As I don't mean to offend anyone, nor do I follow social trends, how did NASA make space so fucking boring? You have the moon in the 60s, Star Wars and Star Trek and back to NASA. They actually made Mars boring. We landed on Mars, and no one knows what the hell we did there. We tested relativity with the Cassini probe, and we still can't explain orbit to the common person. Fantastic. And I see what they're doing wrong. You all (not everyone--just a generalization) want to follow "Duck Hunt" the show or whatever, and that little remote controlled rover didn't have one piece of aggressive armament on it. Sure, in the scientific community, we knew there wasn't going to be a species of nefarious green men; however, the 130,000 petition signers for the duck dude--who say they want the network to apologize for suspending him and reinstate him--didn't know that. Put a damn cannon it--have it shoot one of those dumb, harmless green lasers. That would have worked. People would watch that. Hell we might even blind a Vulcan ship captain somewhere and finally get another visit to New Mexico (which of course, is the height of our society and piques all alien interest). Doesn't NASA pretty much sum up the divide in the world today, though? There's a spacewalk today to fix that Hobbit hole, and it's not even top news. WE'RE IN SPACE... top news is a grizzly fellow in camo giving an interview to GQ.
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