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if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind of criminal would you be?

cat burglar

5% (1)

safe cracker

0% (0)

miami vice style kingpin

11% (2)

hit man

16% (3)

mad scientist

22% (4)

computer hacker

11% (2)

other (please explain)

33% (6)

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(last vote on : 6/11/2014 7:40:24 AM)
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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/4/2014 12:10:02 PM

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Kingpin or no dice. They get the mansions, yachts, and hot chicks the hero has to either co-opt or rescue (or both). Fortunately, I've been reading up on this...Evil Overlord List. All I need is to work on my accent, get some dope threads, and an army of ugly minions who don't mind getting machine-gunned by the truckload to further my plans. Muah Hah Hah....

MasterC, that's all very well, but you know it's only a matter of time before James Bond or Napoleon Solo comes along & caps your arse.

I'd rather be the mad scientist, because when my evil plans for world domination go tits up, I know the Yanks will take me in under Project Paperclip & I can live happily ever after in luxury .

Besides, I think I'd look rather good in a lab coat & rubber gloves!

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Or Ilya Kuliakin (sp?), but he's already on NCIS

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Yeah, Ducky's hot!

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/4/2014 12:27:03 PM

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I thought hein5 was a femme fatale !

Well aren't you sweet!!

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/4/2014 12:28:53 PM

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Now that I have just frightened myself, I think I'll go watch Joel Osteen or a cooking show or something.

Hee hee!!

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/4/2014 12:30:03 PM

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Oh man,I would so be Keyser Soze.

The behind the scenes mastermind,pulling all the strings,making the world dance to my tune.
Fuck yes-There's a reason I consider Machiavelli and Rasputin role models

I would hope not, what about the mouse???

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/4/2014 12:41:20 PM

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Oh man,I would so be Keyser Soze.

The behind the scenes mastermind,pulling all the strings,making the world dance to my tune.
Fuck yes-There's a reason I consider Machiavelli and Rasputin role models

I would hope not, what about the mouse???

How do ya think I got her?

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/4/2014 3:10:04 PM

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I would be "other". I would be the kind of crew boss that had a team of a dozen who dealt in a contraband and did a little smuggling of their own to get product to where it's worth the most. We would use techniques you haven't seen in movies or read about in books (yet) and many of us would retire or invest in above board business, getting out when the "getting" was good, to quietly fade away from crime.

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/4/2014 5:20:06 PM

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I would be the one behind the screen that no one sees and no one knows his/her name, what they look like, etc...but yet gets what he/she wants.

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/4/2014 9:52:33 PM

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Oh man,I would so be Keyser Soze.

The behind the scenes mastermind,pulling all the strings,making the world dance to my tune.
Fuck yes-There's a reason I consider Machiavelli and Rasputin role models

I would hope not, what about the mouse???

How do ya think I got her?

She must have come along after the flashback then!!

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/5/2014 9:05:43 AM

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The whole Hungarian Mafia thing was just an excuse to eliminate the family, clearing room for Mouse.
Sheesh-where's your sense of romance

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/5/2014 10:06:58 AM

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Mallory from Natural Born Killers, or the chick from Audition. Essentially anything Miike does is the most disturbing porn for me ever. Totally worth the subtitles.

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RE: if you were going to be in a crime movie, what kind... - 1/5/2014 10:32:47 AM

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And just 'cause I can, one of the hottest most disturbing scenes in cinema, like ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4tu_ro98Pw

This chick is so beautifully sadistic, insane, and makes some fabulous points.

Honestly, Mallory has got nothing on this one, forget I mentioned her.

Asami all the way.

Too make the whole thing even worse, the actress playing Asami was a method actress, and Miike loves that sort of thing. So yeah.

Best quote from the movie, "Words create lies, pain can be trusted".

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