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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 8:55:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		Actually, the issue with being labelled by a church whatever happens is even worse than that. Not even a midlife crisis conversion to Islam or Buddhism will lead the church to revising their opinion. They're a lot less demanding than they were back when you'd get automatically excommunicated for missing mass three or four Sundays in a row.

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 9:07:19 AM   
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Geysers of massive stupidity and prejudices having nothing to do with anything from a man who cannot spell reverend.  I don't think I will bother reading this dogshit.


Ciao, Father Guido here, backa froma my ...Union business.
Mnottertail, you're a funny guy, no really, whena you come around what a pennance you gonna get!
That'sa another thing about the shitty pansa demon voters, God giva them shorta change ona dee sense of humor!
The funny movie costa $8 dollars they only gotta $4 , so they no getta in.
They go to the tailor witha their $4 and try to buy the dinner jacket anda the tailor taka them inna the backa room anda show them the straighta jacket for $2.
Say thee tailor, ...you wanna 2?" "How's abouta I give-a you 3 for $4?"
Anda you watcha The Reverand Father Popeye, soma- times he'sa spella the certain worda different ona purpose, he'sa lika to... lighta the dynamite ona purpose witha no longa fuse.
Anyway,.. my friend-a Guiseppe always wanna go to New Yorka City so he sava hees money (nobody giva him dee money he worka anna save it himself!) and last year he take a trip to New Yorka City.
He stay atta nice-a hotel.
At dinner time he'sa go down stairs to the hotel restauranta for dinner.
The waiter come over to him anda ask ifa he wanna the soupa. Giseppie say "No, I no wanna da soup."
The waiter say, "Well we're famous for the soup here, you should try it!"
Guiseppe say; "No, I no wanna da soupa.
The waiter say, "C'mon, you have to try the soup, it's the best in town!"
Guiseppe say, "I NO WANNA DA SOUPA!" "I NO WANNA DA SOUPA!" "YOU ASKA ME 'NOTHER TIME I GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU INA LA BANZA!"
So Guiseppi after his meal and a longa day of sight seeing go upa stairs to his room (203) and falla asleep.
Mean-a-while another guy he eatta in the hotel restaurant and he getta very sick.
The manager of-a de hotel he afraida they gonna geta sued by the lawyer who also vota for the shitty pants demon Obama so he senda these two bigga guys up to his room (302) to give him an enema.
Guessa who's room dey getta by mistake?
So my frienda Guiseppie he's backa in Italy and we aska him abouta his trip.
He say,...."Well I tella you, they gotta nice museum, the New Yorka Yankees baisball stadium, bigga subaway system, nice-a hotel anda nice-a restaurant but I'ma gonna tell you one thing, ifa you eat ina the hotel restaraunt anda they offer you the soup you take em!
Because if you no take em they gonna come in the middle of the night ana you gonna get em anyway!

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 9:25:28 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, ana here I am giving a lecture a longa time ago, I thinka 1979 whena we had a smarta president, Jimmy Carter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AKvRvL5r3A&list=RD0AKvRvL5r3A

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 10:34:13 AM   
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I know many people who call themselves believers and go through the motions of their belief without any real conviction behind it. They go through the motions because that is what they have always done. It is how they were raised . . .



this is pretty much all you need to do in catholicism, till the '60s mass was in latin do you think my grandmother used to understand a word?

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[SIDEBAR: I am in complete agreement with Richard Dawkins in that there is no such thing as a "Christian baby" or a "Muslim baby" etc. They are babies born to Christian or Muslim parents who will be indoctrinated into
their parents belief structure.]



this is what amish and other anabaptist say, they think you have to receive baptism in adult age under coercion

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. . . and it doesn't occur to them to act any differently or, if it does occur, they continue on because they are comfortable with it and/or because of social pressures. Such people are, I believe, Atheists (or at least Agnostics) at heart.
So, I accept that a person could walk around calling themselves (and/or being labeled by others as) a Catholic while still being an Atheist. But to be a true believer in any religion precludes being an Atheist and vice versa.




Again you are looking at the problem through a protestant mind, for catholics once baptised you are part of the community, it is like a citizenship... and as moonhead said nowdays it is not so easy to be excommunicated, I think not even if you try to assasinate the pope.

If you live in a 99.99% catholic society pressure in getting sacraments is so overwhelming that seems like normal, you will be assimilated resistence is futile.

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 11:33:14 AM   
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I forgotta to tell you abouta the other place.
Everyone knows abouta heaven, hell , purgatory and soma place for unbaptized babies, I can't remember the name.
But there'sa another place too,...it'sa called "the land of the perpetually offended."
Guess who goes athere?

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 11:34:30 AM   
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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 2:00:27 PM   
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you think like a protestant, it's not a critic, I could not care the less, and it's pretty comprensible as you live in a protestant society and in a protestant time of history


I pretty much said as much when I said that was a small c Christian. While it is true that Protestant Christianity has been, and remains, America's dominant religion we are a diverse society with wide variety of religious belief.
Growing up, most of the religious people I met were Catholics although most (including my parents) were of the lapsed, Catholic-in-name-only" variety.

As for the rest . . .

I already said I could see how someone might call themselves a Catholic (or be called a Catholic by others) and still regard themselves as an Atheist so long as they do not accept Catholic Doctrine.



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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 2:01:41 PM   
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but I give not a fig.

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 2:04:31 PM   
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uh, dominant religion.

but I give not a fig.


I do, which is why I give praise to the EDIT button.

ALL HAIL THE HOLY EDIT BUTTON!!!


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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 2:17:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Marc2b, he just wants to be taken into Mother Superior's office for a good hard pants-down spanking.

Father Guido here, yessa he probably a wanta the Mother Su-periorie to looka like the demon crappa ina his pantalone Obama to geeva him a gooda whipping, maka red marks ona hees bum then-a to go to the towna driving the choo choo into the tunnel.
But, that'sa justa my opinion.

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 2:40:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

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uh, dominant religion.

but I give not a fig.


I do, which is why I give praise to the EDIT button.

ALL HAIL THE HOLY EDIT BUTTON!!!




Father Guido here, Marca2b,...you tella Mnottertail he'sa owe you .35 cents.

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 3:09:19 PM   
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you think like a protestant, it's not a critic, I could not care the less, and it's pretty comprensible as you live in a protestant society and in a protestant time of history


I pretty much said as much when I said that was a small c Christian. While it is true that Protestant Christianity has been, and remains, America's dominant religion we are a diverse society with wide variety of religious belief.
Growing up, most of the religious people I met were Catholics although most (including my parents) were of the lapsed, Catholic-in-name-only" variety.

As for the rest . . .

I already said I could see how someone might call themselves a Catholic (or be called a Catholic by others) and still regard themselves as an Atheist so long as they do not accept Catholic Doctrine.




I understand what you are saying and I'm telling you this is a protestant concept, the "catholic in name only" tend to think like protestants as it is the religion of bourgeois morality and capitalism, catholicism is more the religion of feudal society.
For catholics it is god that gives you baptism willy-nilly, so even if you don't belive you still are part of the community so you are a catholic.

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 3:11:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't think they even excommunicated Dermot O'Leary, did they?
The Irish clergy were banned from giving him a church funeral, but he wasn't excommunicated. I suppose the former wouldn't have been a threat if they'd done the latter as well...

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 5:49:29 PM   
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Is this thread a joke or something or is popeye serious? Sarcasm can be so hard online XD

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/20/2014 8:24:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Tkman117

FR

Is this thread a joke or something or is popeye serious? Sarcasm can be so hard online XD



Father Guido here,...whose'a FR?

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/21/2014 8:06:44 AM   
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brilliant thought:)

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/21/2014 10:10:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		I don't understand why this thread was moved. Is humour not allowed in P&R ??? And then they complain about our intensity. Sheesh, you can't satisfy anyone anymore. Except, thanks for bring back the lovely old tush, Lucy.

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/21/2014 10:13:40 AM   
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And as random stupidity was taken away from us....
sighs, we have to make do with snippets:)
this is a new one:) not old, but yeah, similar to the other one:)

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/21/2014 11:41:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		It's either humour or something the mods might have to take action against the OP for, so obviously it has to be humour, even if it's less funny than getting a dose of the clap.

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RE: The Reverand Father Popeye - 1/21/2014 12:55:48 PM   
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