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50 shades of white? hahaha - 1/26/2014 2:30:51 AM

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I just found this while reading some comments about the upcoming movie. It was posted by "Tom G" and it cracked me up.

FIFTY SHADES OF WHITE
The missus bought a Paperback,
down Barnes and Noble way,
I had a look inside her bag;
... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey"……….
……… Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...
In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said I am a dominater !!
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked…..Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like and stood on her left t*t!
Mabel screamed,
her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned
then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!
Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that night.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned Fifty Shades of White.

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RE: 50 shades of white? hahaha - 1/26/2014 2:42:00 AM

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ROFLMAO!

I love it!

Picks up my boobies and stomps my feet... Us old broads get no respect! I would have better aim with my teeth though.

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RE: 50 shades of white? hahaha - 1/26/2014 4:56:16 AM

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Great, thank you.

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RE: 50 shades of white? hahaha - 1/26/2014 8:47:28 AM

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Hilarious!

Brings to mind a friend's FB post yesterday:

Overheard in the baking aisle at Target, 3 women discussing their "50 Shades of Grey" birthday cake.

I'm kinda glad I'll never know how it turned out.

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RE: 50 shades of white? hahaha - 1/26/2014 10:36:20 AM

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This is frigging brilliant!!! Thank you for sharing!

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RE: 50 shades of white? hahaha - 1/27/2014 1:02:54 PM

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Hah! That is great. Thanks for the laugh.

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RE: 50 shades of white? hahaha - 1/27/2014 2:19:40 PM

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It's clever but it perpetuates the myth that the elderly should not want sex. That you should be nonsexual if you aren't young. That you can't be attractive to your partner if you aren't 18 any more.

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