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I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a stone... - 1/26/2014 7:34:12 PM   
jlf1961


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I watched a friend of my niece who was stoned out of his mind make a chili dog with peppers, cheese and onions, wrap a large slice of pizza around it and a microwaved burrito and chow down.

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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/26/2014 8:01:18 PM   
MalcolmNathaniel


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Status: offline 		Sell them a brownie first.

Then you can serve, well, anything. You'll make a huge profit.

This isn't one of my stories but I'll appropriate it for the moment.

Someone I knew went on a year abroad in Israel. He and his friend went to Egypt on break and spent an afternoon on a beach along the Red Sea. They were served pipes of hashish from the establishment and then the waiter took their order. Banana pancakes. Those take about 10 minutes to makes even if you have to make the batter from scratch. Apparently service isn't as prompt in Egypt for a couple of drunk, stoned, Jewish-Americans as it is stateside. About a half hour later the waiter appeared with the pancakes. Meanwhile they both got hungrier and hungrier as the marijuana took effect. They had also forgotten about the order they had placed much earlier.

"Dude! That guy is a frelling genius! We wanted pancakes and he just showed up with them!"

"Dude!"

"Dude!

From what I heard those were the best banana pancakes ever made on this planet.

The waiter got one hell of a tip from utterly poor service.

The fact of the matter is if it's edible or shiny you can sell anything to a stoner.

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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/26/2014 8:08:59 PM   
MisterP61


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Status: offline 		Hell... give it a year or two and you may be able to do this in Somewhere Texas. Just saying.

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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/26/2014 8:29:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		i'm probably cutting through colorado this year. i've never had the stuff. do tell where it's legal!

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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/26/2014 9:25:59 PM   
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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/26/2014 9:48:10 PM   
LafayetteLady


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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/26/2014 10:20:15 PM   
MalcolmNathaniel


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ORIGINAL: LafayetteLady

I have a stoner cookbook! Great for edibles.


There is a real problem with server stoners food that has more pot in it.

It's only wafer thin.

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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/26/2014 11:26:30 PM   
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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/27/2014 8:55:16 AM   
shiftyw


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Status: offline 		Fritos and nutella is surprisingly delicious. Although, admittedly, I haven't dared try it sober.

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RE: I am thinking of moving to colorado and opening a s... - 1/27/2014 11:14:35 AM   
vincentML


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Status: offline 		In the California and Yukon gold rushes the big money was made by the hardware mongers and the whores. So, yeah. Sounds like a good idea.

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