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"man" of the House - 7/5/2006 6:43:48 PM

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The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.

And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

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RE: "man" of the House - 7/5/2006 7:41:51 PM

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RE: "man" of the House - 7/5/2006 8:23:44 PM

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*laughs* Thank You, that's the first time i've laughed all day. :D

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RE: "man" of the House - 7/5/2006 9:27:37 PM

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LOL, very funny... It's the second time I'm seeing it, but it still is hilarious.
I actually thought the thread was about you announcing who runs the man and the house like you and I.

Will you turn on your profile and write to me woman! I can't find you on the other side. M

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RE: "man" of the House - 7/5/2006 9:36:19 PM

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I hope everything on other side is turned back on and you're back here, TM, lol, and thank you; I am getting ready to retire for the evening, and that put a smile on my face and prepared me for pleasant dreams, thanks again, Maam!!!

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RE: "man" of the House - 7/6/2006 4:38:57 AM

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Lol...enjoyed that.

Here is a link to a song that suits the joke.

http://www.pwwhite.com/mansong.swf

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RE: "man" of the House - 7/6/2006 6:12:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: Oumae

Lol...enjoyed that.

Here is a link to a song that suits the joke.

http://www.pwwhite.com/mansong.swf

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RE: "man" of the House - 7/6/2006 8:23:17 AM

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LOL... now that was damn funny......... thanks... i'll be smiling all day long

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RE: "man" of the House - 7/6/2006 7:53:51 PM

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::rolls around giggling::

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