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ExiledTyrant -> RE: I know I am out of touch, but (1/31/2014 12:03:18 PM)
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Let's see how out of touch you are, give me some history of this:
Back in 35 when times were hard
I carried a sawed off shotgun and a marked deck of cards
Diamond cuff links as they came
A 12 inch blade and a bebop chain
I went to my love, one winters night
And she said Stagger Lee your love ain't right
So I went to vampire street where all the bad mother fuckers meet
Through 2 inches of mud, and 4 inches of crud
I came to this place called the bucket of blood
I hollered at the bartender and said bring me something to eat
He brought me a fucked up glass of water and a stale piece of meat
I said hey mother fucker, maybe you don't know who I am
He said, frankly mother fucker I don't give a damn
He started to bitch, but he bitched no more
For I pulled out my rod and dropped him dead to the floor
2 to the gut, 4 to the head, I laid that mother fucker out cold and dead
She came down the staircase and said bartender please
I said, shut up bitch, his minds at ease.
She said, Stagger Lee it's half past 8, why don't you come up stairs and I'll set you strait
We went up stairs, she stripped off her clothes
She stood there naked from her head to her toes
To show that bitch I was a man, I fucker her on the floor and I fucked her on the Di-Van
I fucked that bitch til she could hardly stand
It got so quiet you could hear a pin drop
When Billy Lions walked through the door and said
Where's that bad mother fucker at that wants to kill me
I said, right behind you mother fucker and the name is Stagger Lee
He started to bitch but he bitched no more
For I pulled out my rod and dropped him dead to the floor
2 to the gut 4 to the head, I laid that mother fucker out cold and dead
I woke up the next morning in the Pen
Facing the judge and the jury men
The judge said, Stagger Lee your charged with rape and murder in the 1st degree
I said, Hey mother fucker, you don't scare me
He said, son I'm going to give you some time
I said, 10's no time, 20's no time
I've got a grandma in singsing pulling 99
And when I die and go to hell
I'll kick the devil right in his tail
I'll lay his pitchfork upon MY shelf
And run the fucken show, all by myself
Exiled
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