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Three more days until - 2/11/2014 8:43:48 AM

jlf1961

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You blow a ton of money on gifts, flowers, romantic dinner only to hear what her friend's husband/boyfriend did that makes you look like a two ton jerk under a pile of shit.

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RE: Three more days until - 2/11/2014 9:47:19 AM

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I never worry about that. I am Me and that's all I ever will be. I am taking Her out shopping (got the day off thanks to presidents day) in Fairbanks, and a nice dinner. Not sure if She will do a movie, but We will see.

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RE: Three more days until - 2/11/2014 12:50:25 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterP61

I never worry about that. I am Me and that's all I ever will be. I am taking Her out shopping (got the day off thanks to presidents day) in Fairbanks, and a nice dinner. Not sure if She will do a movie, but We will see.

This, right here, could qualify as one of those that may make others look bad.

In my house, though, we've never made a big deal about Valentine's day.
I've never been impressed by a man buying me flowers or gifts on Valentines, but have been if its just an ordinary day, "just because".

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RE: Three more days until - 2/11/2014 1:07:16 PM

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I like to enjoy Valentine's day BDSM style.

I purchase a dozen roses, a big box of chocolates and a bottle of good wine.

Then, while she serves as my naked foot rest, I enjoy the roses, wine and especially the chocolates!

"Mmmph. Mmmm, mmmmmph! These are really good. Is that a truffle? I think it is! Oh yeah! Oh! Mmmmph!"

< Message edited by Marc2b -- 2/11/2014 1:36:07 PM >

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RE: Three more days until - 2/11/2014 1:22:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

I like to enjoy Valentine's day BDSM style.

I purchase a dozen roses, a big box of chocolates and a bottle of good wine.

Then, while she serves as my naked foot rest, I enjoy the roses, wine and especially the chocolates!

"Mmmph. Mmmm, mmmmmph! These are rally good. Is that a truffle? I think it is! Oh yeah! Oh! Mmmmph!"

You're such a hopeless romantic.

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RE: Three more days until - 2/11/2014 1:25:53 PM

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And then there is this wonderful advertisement for a romantic holiday.

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RE: Three more days until - 2/11/2014 1:29:12 PM

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

And then there is this wonderful advertisement for a romantic holiday.

Now that is funny

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RE: Three more days until - 2/11/2014 8:17:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DomKen

quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

And then there is this wonderful advertisement for a romantic holiday.

Now that is funny

Technically it could be considered a triple Freudian slip.

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 5:49:21 AM

ShaharThorne

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Told Mom since we don't have any beaus that we ain't got a thing to worry about. I am betting that my brother MIGHT get us some roses just to make us smile.

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 6:05:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: theshytype

quote:

ORIGINAL: MisterP61

I never worry about that. I am Me and that's all I ever will be. I am taking Her out shopping (got the day off thanks to presidents day) in Fairbanks, and a nice dinner. Not sure if She will do a movie, but We will see.

This, right here, could qualify as one of those that may make others look bad.

In my house, though, we've never made a big deal about Valentine's day.
I've never been impressed by a man buying me flowers or gifts on Valentines, but have been if its just an ordinary day, "just because".

Well I guess I will just have to deal with Me being a bad role model then.

In a poly situation like LP and I are in there are two days that are for Us with no /s types. That is valentines day and Our wedding anniversary. This doesn't mean there are not any others, I just bring those two up right now because they are a little over a month apart (hey, I am human and like My alone time with her as much as Her tk).

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 8:20:13 AM

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the following is something I wrote for a certain someone the first year we started seeing each other. the day is what you make it. it doesn't have to be the commercial day that is dictated to us.

The roses have wilted,
The violets won’t bloom,
But for them there’s no place,
In my BDSM room.

Bugger St Valentine,
He’s really the pits,
With his soppy old verses,
He gets right on my tits.

They say Romance is dead,
It’s simply not true,
He’s chained in the corner,
While I’m waiting for you.

Get into your latex,
I’ve space on my wall,
I’m rattling the cuffs,
Now answer their call!

My teeth have an itch,
That I really must scratch,
I’ll leave marks on your arse,
Just so that we match.

You look great in rubber,
Kilt and Rocks just divine,
I must have you now,
Be my Anti-Valentine!

needles

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 8:40:15 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: needlesandpins

the following is something I wrote for a certain someone the first year we started seeing each other. the day is what you make it. it doesn't have to be the commercial day that is dictated to us.

The roses have wilted,
The violets won’t bloom,
But for them there’s no place,
In my BDSM room.

Bugger St Valentine,
He’s really the pits,
With his soppy old verses,
He gets right on my tits.

They say Romance is dead,
It’s simply not true,
He’s chained in the corner,
While I’m waiting for you.

Get into your latex,
I’ve space on my wall,
I’m rattling the cuffs,
Now answer their call!

My teeth have an itch,
That I really must scratch,
I’ll leave marks on your arse,
Just so that we match.

You look great in rubber,
Kilt and Rocks just divine,
I must have you now,
Be my Anti-Valentine!

needles

freakin awesome:)

Im putting up a tumblr page for my pet as a valentines day/early birthday present, and my daughter is cooking us my hubbys favourite dinner(its his birthday too).

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 9:17:58 AM

jlf1961

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And guys, remember, she is only gonna love you until she finds another guy with a bigger bank account.

Gotta love an optimist

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 9:22:48 AM

Lucylastic

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bank account schpank account.
not all of us are about money Jeff.
A shitty man is a shitty man, no matter who many 0's he has in his bank account.
and the same goes for a woman.
Id live on the streets with my husband, rather than lose him.
even if his birthday IS on valentines day!!!!

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 9:41:12 AM

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I like this bit -

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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic
....no matter who many 0's he has in his bank account.

We don't do Valentine's day.
Anyways, wasn't it supposed to be about secret admirers and such??
Well.... the Mrs & I aren't exactly "secret" any more!

So what's the point??? Seriously!

If I bought my OH anything stupid like flowers or choccies she'd shove 'em where the sun don't shine.
And I gots loadsa 0's on my bank account.... nothing but 0's!!

She would much prefer I made the coffee & croissants in the morning for a change instead of her doing it.
That's our way of doing "Valentine's day".

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 12:53:03 PM

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I wasn't going to get him anything other than making him dinner, which will include steak, but got a Groupon for FTD this AM and have sent a heart-shaped Lucky Bamboo plant to his office.

I was going to make molten chocolate cakes for dessert, but just got an email from Whole Foods with lots of additional dessert recipes ideas.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Molten-Chocolate-Cakes-With-Sugar-Coated-Raspberries/Detail.aspx
http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/blog/we-heart-healthy-desserts
http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/blog/12-dark-chocolate-treats-you-or-your-valentine

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 1:18:51 PM

Lucylastic

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choccccyyyyy valentines chocolate, Id rather have a big ol slab of dairy milk than a box...of mixed stuff,..
But im making ganache for the inside of strawbs for all the family tomorrow night after youngest son has his birthday dinner.
I like bamboo plants too:) nice thought

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 8:35:11 PM

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We're going out for dinner Saturday night, not sure where yet. He's getting me a gift, new rule I'm not allowed to buy him one although I can get him a card. I love buying funny cards appropriate to the person, I also love to write heartfelt messages in them.

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RE: Three more days until - 2/12/2014 8:50:18 PM

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

And guys, remember, she is only gonna love you until she finds another guy with a bigger bank account.

Gotta love an optimist

I don't give a shit what's in his bank account.

When I was married, Valentines Day was the loneliest day for me on many levels.

The mister loves to celebrate all holidays, so while V Day is not necessary for me, I greatly appreciate what he does. And I do stuff for him, too.

This year we've found a local restaurant in our new town that we want to try. Since Friday will be restaurant chaos, we're going Saturday.

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RE: Three more days until - 2/13/2014 2:05:37 AM

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thanks Lucy :-)

I've never cared what money a guy has had in his account either. it would be nice if I had more money, or when with someone, we had more money, but I wouldn't leave someone I love for a man just because he happens to have more money. it's a pretty poor outlook on us women as a blanket cover, although there are some like that. it works both ways though.

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