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Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:15:52 AM   
jlf1961


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First of all, all of you in happy successful relationships, please understand that sooner or later, some terrible calamity will befall the pair of you and both of you will end up in a locked room watching Obama Speeches alternating with "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."


Besides, no one knows which freaking Valentine that is supposed to be celebrated today!

The only enjoyable thing that happened was the St. Valentine's day massacre (okay not so much for the guys that got shot.)

And when you are a 53 year old Geek/survivalist/lunatic bent on world conquest, you are basically alone because you cant find a woman crazy as you are that wont try to take over your plans and feed you to the chucabras.

So quit celebrating already and join the ranks of the lonely and miserable.

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:19:24 AM   
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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:21:28 AM   
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Shut up.

First of all, all of you in happy successful relationships, please understand that sooner or later, some terrible calamity will befall the pair of you and both of you will end up in a locked room watching Obama Speeches alternating with "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."


Besides, no one knows which freaking Valentine that is supposed to be celebrated today!

The only enjoyable thing that happened was the St. Valentine's day massacre (okay not so much for the guys that got shot.)

And when you are a 53 year old Geek/survivalist/lunatic bent on world conquest, you are basically alone because you cant find a woman crazy as you are that wont try to take over your plans and feed you to the chucabras.

So quit celebrating already and join the ranks of the lonely and miserable.

These are exactly my plans, except without a TV because I'm either going to be a hobo, beach bum or wilderness woman. It's definitely on my bucket list as "the right way to retire". ;)

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:35:19 AM   
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I didn't get any Valentines cards. Therefore, I shall go out tonight and bop lots of women with a cricket bat.

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:37:18 AM   
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Wrong holiday, I know. But a similar sentiment.



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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:39:16 AM   
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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:40:10 AM   
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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:43:12 AM   
MisterP61


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Status: offline 		Aw Jeff. I will be your valentine if you will have me. I must mention I come with the a fore mentioned Obama speeches and honey boo boo on blue ray. Just kidding... I don't really have those, but I would get them for you since you seem to be a big fan.

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 10:52:08 AM   
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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 11:04:50 AM   
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FR

I didn't get any Valentines cards. Therefore, I shall go out tonight and bop lots of women with a cricket bat.


You do realise I'm going to have to call you Bunny Foo Foo now?


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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 11:10:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		After much debate, I chose America's Test Kitchen's Chocolate-Raspberry Mousse as the dessert to make for tonight. Alas, this is premium content and those w/o a subscription will not be able to see it. http://www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/2775-chocolate-raspberry-mousse?incode=MASAZ00L0

Runners up were the "Joy of Cooking's" Chocolate Mousse or Zabaglione (which would have had the same Marsala wine I'm using in the sauce for the steak, but I ended up eliminating it in favor of a dessert that had chocolate.)

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 11:10:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

FR

I didn't get any Valentines cards. Therefore, I shall go out tonight and bop lots of women with a cricket bat.


You do realise I'm going to have to call you Bunny Foo Foo now?


Greeeeaaaaatttt... Now I get to drive all the way to Fairbanks with the bunny foo foo song playing in My head. Thank you.

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 11:13:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MisterP61


quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

FR

I didn't get any Valentines cards. Therefore, I shall go out tonight and bop lots of women with a cricket bat.


You do realise I'm going to have to call you Bunny Foo Foo now?


Greeeeaaaaatttt... Now I get to drive all the way to Fairbanks with the bunny foo foo song playing in My head. Thank you.


I keep telling you people to fear my bunny flogger.... You should listen.

Jus sayin
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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 11:16:35 AM   
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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 11:17:46 AM   
jlf1961


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Your always so positive. I can't imagine why no one has snapped you up yet.

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Look, three years ago I entered the grumpy cynical old guy stage of my life.

Let me splain some things to you.

Of 9 "high school romances" that went on to marriage, only one is still going strong. And that pair actually finished college as parents, even finished grad school as parents (they added a few more during grad school) and now 33 years later the baseball team they raised have begun to have grand kids. They are happy (Brady Bunch sickeningly sweet happy to be honest.)

I have had four failed marriages, first wife cheated on me and while I claimed a child that was not mine, went on to drink herself into kidney disease. Second wife joined the Mormon church and became some sort of religious fruit loop. That marriage ended the day she told me I did not pray properly.

Third wife decided that after bitching about me not having a good paying job, that when I was offered a job in Key West paying 25 an hour, that she preferred to stay in North Carolina near her grandmother, and told me to get the fuck out of her house.

Last wife was more subtle, she married me, then three months later ran off with a coworker she had been sleeping with after cleaning out my bank account.

Then of course their are the women who complain about all they can find are jerks that screw em and leave em, and why cant they find a decent guy... All the while telling their sob story to a decent guy that they friend zoned years ago.

Of course, should I win the big lotto jackpot, I am planning to give every woman I deal with regularly $10,000 for one reason. To watch their wonderful guys go ape shit because some guy gave them 10 grand for "nothing," knowing full well there is not a man alive that would do that, so it had to be in exchange for something.

I figure the $230 grand that I spend on this experiment should have a 98% breakup and or divorce rate.



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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 12:37:07 PM   
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Thanks! Great cartoons and great song (both of which I am now forwarding, hoh yes).

I'm now cheered up and feeling much less aggressive. I shall get bladdered and only whack *one* woman with my cricket bat.


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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 12:46:45 PM   
LadyConstanze


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I didn't get any Valentines cards. Therefore, I shall go out tonight and bop lots of women with a cricket bat.


If you want to hear something TRULY humiliating, Kia got 3 cards...

Actually made me laugh, bought each of my doggies a big bone, I guess they prefer edibles to cards and flowers (last year when a guy was joking around with roses and presented Kia with a bouquet, she chewed one or two...."

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 12:49:16 PM   
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I didn't get any Valentines cards. Therefore, I shall go out tonight and bop lots of women with a cricket bat.

I got one from my parents and one from a kind, elderly colleague. Not sure if that's better or worse than none.

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 12:50:41 PM   
PeonForHer


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If you want to hear something TRULY humiliating, Kia got 3 cards...



Well, that's because Kia wears too much make up and dresses like a strumpet.

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RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please - 2/14/2014 12:52:55 PM   
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I didn't get any Valentines cards. Therefore, I shall go out tonight and bop lots of women with a cricket bat.

I got one from my parents and one from a kind, elderly colleague. Not sure if that's better or worse than none.


Aww, that's better, DC - of course it is.

I sent my younger sisters Valentines cards when they were teenagers. I never, ever told them later.

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