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jlf1961 -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 11:17:46 AM)
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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant
Your always so positive. I can't imagine why no one has snapped you up yet.
Bewildered
Exiled
Look, three years ago I entered the grumpy cynical old guy stage of my life.
Let me splain some things to you.
Of 9 "high school romances" that went on to marriage, only one is still going strong. And that pair actually finished college as parents, even finished grad school as parents (they added a few more during grad school) and now 33 years later the baseball team they raised have begun to have grand kids. They are happy (Brady Bunch sickeningly sweet happy to be honest.)
I have had four failed marriages, first wife cheated on me and while I claimed a child that was not mine, went on to drink herself into kidney disease. Second wife joined the Mormon church and became some sort of religious fruit loop. That marriage ended the day she told me I did not pray properly.
Third wife decided that after bitching about me not having a good paying job, that when I was offered a job in Key West paying 25 an hour, that she preferred to stay in North Carolina near her grandmother, and told me to get the fuck out of her house.
Last wife was more subtle, she married me, then three months later ran off with a coworker she had been sleeping with after cleaning out my bank account.
Then of course their are the women who complain about all they can find are jerks that screw em and leave em, and why cant they find a decent guy... All the while telling their sob story to a decent guy that they friend zoned years ago.
Of course, should I win the big lotto jackpot, I am planning to give every woman I deal with regularly $10,000 for one reason. To watch their wonderful guys go ape shit because some guy gave them 10 grand for "nothing," knowing full well there is not a man alive that would do that, so it had to be in exchange for something.
I figure the $230 grand that I spend on this experiment should have a 98% breakup and or divorce rate.
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