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LadyConstanze -> Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:43:18 AM)
So since it's been a while since I last haunted CM, rules have changed and stuff, still feeling like a politician and having to be diplomatic (not my best quality, an uncle of mine is in the diplomatic service and told me to stay away, as he'd hate to see WWIII), I was joking around with Exiled about ways to call somebody a douche bag without breaking TOS, he suggested that it's not a good idea, since douche bag would imply that they can actually get near a vagina. Extensive cleaning of screen and keyboard was required (be careful, this would be the 3rd MacBook with liquid damage, I can't afford them all that often)

anniezz338 -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:47:33 AM)
Bless your heart is a very good way to convey what you mean and not get a gold letter. Also this [sm=fingers.gif] but I don't know if that will get you a gold letter or not.

windchymes -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:50:50 AM)
Good point. Maybe we should substitute enema bag? I personally have a little bit of a soft spot for the term 'douche bag', because when my son had his daughter 7 years ago, I kept warning him that he needed to start watching his language now because of the little ears, but he usually snorted and brushed me off. Then one day, when she was barely talking, she crawled up into his lap and cuddled her little arms around his neck, leaned in close to him and whispered, "You're a douche bag!" into his ear. [:D] I still smile when I think of it.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:51:41 AM)
Well, darlin, my go to now... Although I've avoided posting it...Is I read a post and call them Al. I considereded posting it, but then the Nazis would crawl them woodwork or the morbidly curious would ask, Al? As in Albert, Alfred,etc... And I would be forced to admit, it's short for Anal Leakage. Jus sayin Exiled

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:51:51 AM)
Hahahahaha, yes maybe we can ask "Do you feel constipated?"

VideoAdminChi -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:54:46 AM)
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windchymes -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:55:26 AM)
Who hasn't had their fiber today???? [:-]

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:56:19 AM)
Ha! Naturally we'll have to quote them when the intro reads, "after much contemplation.." And edit it to "after much constipation..." Jus sayin Exiled P.S. I should probably go look for gold fan mail after this.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:56:51 AM)
Chi, this is actually educational, we are working on ways to not break the rules.... Exiled should not get a gold letter but a gold star for being a creative pupil

Missokyst -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:58:42 AM)
How can anyone disapprove of douchebag? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_b3oPslctA

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 9:59:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminChi [sm=adminwatch.gif] Holy Smoke! It's golden wedgie girl, Cat Woman! To the bat cave!!!!! Nu-nu-nu-nunu BAT MAN! Exiled P.S. That wasn't a néner neener chia-pet, it was a poor rendition of the old Bat Man theme music. Jus coverin muh ass Exiled

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:01:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst How can anyone disapprove of douchebag? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_b3oPslctA Would posting that link be frightfully against ToS?

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:03:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: Missokyst How can anyone disapprove of douchebag? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_b3oPslctA Would posting that link be frightfully against ToS? The magic 8-ball says, "it's worth the risk." You really can't argue with the magic 8-ball, it's accuracy is unparalleled... In fact I think it was the main oracle used in the thread link you sent me this (my) morning ;) Jus sayin Exiled

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:07:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant Jus sayin Exiled Where is LaTigresse when you need her? She so cracked me up in that thread

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:12:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant Jus sayin Exiled Where is LaTigresse when you need her? She so cracked me up in that thread Oh crap! You shouldn't have said that, you'll wake her up. Some of the funniest shit I've seen through the history of CM, is when some hapless douche bag grabs a hold of that little wriggly orange thing that's curiously teasing and taunting through the forums... And then realize that they just pulled LaT's tail. Immediately I hear Steve Erwin narrating the tale of horror. Exiled

VideoAdminChi -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:16:39 AM)
quote: Bless your heart is a very good way to convey what you mean and not get a gold letter. Correct. No one has been modded for saying "Bless your heart" and if they believe otherwise, they may contact me via CMail but may not discuss it on this thread.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:20:24 AM)
LaTigresse and the term fisting will always always bring a smile on my face, that was one of the unparalleled classics in the history of CM... And the one where some real weirdo tried to out me, and he grabbed a lawyer who specializes in defamation law, I recall that was so hilariously funny, he just googled Constanze and Germany, since I mentioned that I had lived there, I so hope he sent her a message.... That was a guy who complained that pro subs aren't submissive as she wouldn't submit to him for free just because he said he is a master and wanted to (shock horror) have safety parameters in place. Comedy gold

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:22:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Who hasn't had their fiber today???? [:-] I love that, I might modify it to "Btw what do you think about shredded wheat, very healthy"

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:38:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze pro subs aren't submissive as she wouldn't submit to him for free just because he said he is a master and wanted to (shock horror) have safety parameters in place. Comedy gold Crap! Why didn't anyone tell me that was how it worked. This entire time I've been sending out mail declaring myself a Master... I figured the delay in their response was because Chi was taking me Cmail and scribing it in calligraphy on some fine parchment and then hand delivering it I was totally blaming CM's sorry excuse for pony express. Jus sayin Exiled. P.S. Gawds I hate the damn mirror.... I may have to admit that I'm just too fucked up in the head. P.P.S. Nope, I'm over it now and still blaming Chi.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:40:01 AM)
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