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LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:40:14 AM)
How about calling somebody a present, as in "the gift that keeps on giving"

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:40:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Who hasn't had their fiber today???? [:-] I love that, I might modify it to "Btw what do you think about shredded wheat, very healthy" How very myalgia of you! Or is it malign of you... Crap, we need a grammar nazi ruling in here, cuz I'm too stoopid. Exiled

VideoAdminChi -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:53:32 AM)
quote: This entire time I've been sending out mail declaring myself a Master... I figured the delay in their response was because Chi was taking me Cmail and scribing it in calligraphy on some fine parchment and then hand delivering it I was totally blaming CM's sorry excuse for pony express. [sm=boohoo.gif][sm=pushed.gif][sm=boohoo.gif]

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:54:26 AM)
I was just cmaiing some Gleeking hasty-witted harpy (thanx Sylvere) and she mentioned the colostomy bag as a right and proper nomenclature... Naturally I argued that more often than not, at the very most they are the contents of the colostomy bag. Jus sayin Exiled

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:56:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminChi quote: This entire time I've been sending out mail declaring myself a Master... I figured the delay in their response was because Chi was taking me Cmail and scribing it in calligraphy on some fine parchment and then hand delivering it I was totally blaming CM's sorry excuse for pony express. [sm=boohoo.gif][sm=pushed.gif][sm=boohoo.gif] Oh my gawd WOMAN! How dare you spend our hard earned membership dues paying violinists for chamber music as you rewrite my Cmail. WTH? Jus aggravated Exiled

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 10:58:10 AM)
Mottley-minded is just great... Frothy, I don't want to imagine what frothes out of a douche or colostomy bag, hard limit

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:05:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Mottley-minded is just great... Frothy, I don't want to imagine what frothes out of a douche or colostomy bag, hard limit [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] [sm=rofl.gif] Okay, funny yes, then strait to squick. About a hundred years ago there was a thread on... (Threw up in my mouth a little)... Vaginal froth.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:08:55 AM)
Well, maybe we should start using frothy and I just have to get over my delicate digestive system...

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:12:43 AM)
Hmmm... We may need a ruling here. Chi, can we call someone a frothy fucker and still be within the TOS? We'll accept silence as a "HELL YES!"

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:13:52 AM)
But maybe we can go for "That's a bit frothy in my book" as the toned down reply?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:18:24 AM)
You could always refer to them as "Santorum" http://spreadingsantorum.com/

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:19:07 AM)
Feckin deadly babe! And if it isn't getting the point across we can make a "photobucket" account, fill it with images, and add a link ;) Jus sayin Exiled P.S. I strongly suspect that at some point you will land in Exile along side me... Mainly because of our innocent banter, of course.

VideoAdminChi -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:19:49 AM)
quote: Chi, can we call someone a frothy fucker and still be within the TOS? Doubtful. "Bless your heart" and "wank rabbit" are fine though [:D] Don't you have someone to torment in person? Have you used that wooden spoon yet?

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:22:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VideoAdminChi quote: Chi, can we call someone a frothy fucker and still be within the TOS? Doubtful. "Bless your heart" and "wank rabbit" are fine though [:D] Don't you have someone to torment in person? Have you used that wooden spoon yet? So much for silence being "golden". Pfffftttt.... She is worn completely out, on the couch in a fetal position wondering why she picked me up from the airport. Jus sayin Exiled

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:24:52 AM)
Hmmm my other half just looked at the thread and handed me a wooden spoon, is this the conspiracy of wooden spoons? Can we call somebody a wooden spoon? And how about "frothy"? It's Shakespearean after all...

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:27:16 AM)
You frothy wooden spoon gutter snipe! Sounds enough like wankrabbit in my book, bless my heart. Jus sayin Exiled P.S. That sounded suspiciously like the wrong side of the razors edge of the TOS (shrugs).

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:28:55 AM)
We just have to find ways to not be against ToS without being to vague, I might start calling people "my little wabbit" as in "frothy wank rabbit"

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:35:48 AM)
Maybe we just need new avatars. That shouldn't be against the TOS. [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OjZs9-N5904/TToi3NVt3fI/AAAAAAAABaA/OpQ4W0Ed9l8/s1600/head%2Bup%2Bthe%2Bass.jpg[/img] Then we can just go... Hey, dude. <---------- P.S. Sorry about the MacBook ;)

LadyConstanze -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:38:34 AM)
ack, missed keyboard again, you know how much a MacBook Pro costs and how easily they are ruined by liquids?

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Douche Bags (2/16/2014 11:39:31 AM)
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