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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:29:24 PM   
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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:30:44 PM   
Caretakr


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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:30:52 PM   
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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:33:36 PM   
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5 pages of random hijacking

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I'm voting for 7 pages


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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:34:15 PM   
WestVancouple


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Status: offline 		You mean most of the available ones are overweight?
The question is not really insulting.
It is an objective observation.
Frankly, most of the available male Doms who advertise on the internet, this site included, are also far from skinny. 
Not all, but the majority.
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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:38:04 PM   
Caretakr


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Status: offline 		I always wanted to see how many hello kitties it would take to smother a politician.

Oh extra thought,edit time.

How many hours of "hamster dance" music do you think it would take to drive an average person catatonic?

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:40:28 PM   
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I always wanted to see how many hello kitties it would take to smother a politician.


Just one well placed Hello Kitty purse would do the trick.

Edited to answer the other question - Exactly 3.5 seconds.

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:44:07 PM   
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Oh caretaker you caught me!!! * blushes bright pink* I actually have the hampster dance Cd and I looove dancing around to it..I may need to be taken out back and shot for that crime against humanity...

Edited to add that I Know that hamster doesn't have a P in it, however..that's how they spell in on the website..oh yes, I can't believe I admitted going to the web site


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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:45:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		I once heard that if you put  furby in a closet with porno tapes playing long enough, it would "learn" the words.

That could be very interesting if the tape was like, "ass bandits 21" or something...........I'd send it to Jerry Falwell.

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:46:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: desertdancer


Oh caretaker you caught me!!! * blushes bright pink* I actually have the hampster dance Cd and I looove dancing around to it..I may need to be taken out back and shot for that crime against humanity...

Edited to add that I Know that hamster doesn't have a P in it, however..that's how they spell in on the website..oh yes, I can't believe I admitted going to the web site



OMFG.............I'll have to go shoot a teletubbie now.

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:48:01 PM   
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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:48:06 PM   
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Goshhhhhh...haven't you read "sub for dummies" book yet?  sheeeshh. 

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:49:21 PM   
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Ok you can take out the teletubbies, shoot them all down, just don't harm Hampton and the Hampsters


Too late hon.

http://www.newgrounds.com/assassin/hamster/

But this one is always more satisfying.

http://www.professorcornbread.com/humor/movies/teletubbies.php

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:51:18 PM   
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Joanna


Welcome to the forums, neighbour!! Always great to see a local here!

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/6/2006 11:58:42 PM   
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I once heard that if you put  furby in a closet with porno tapes playing long enough, it would "learn" the words.


The first time I picked up a Furby it made a sexually suggestive noise at me.  It started doing that creepy tongue rolling, cooing, "I just wet myself while I was looking down your shirt" noise.  Scary little fuckers.  My little brothers would leave them on my nightstand every so often just to mess with me.  There is not much more frightening than waking up face to face with a little horny gremlin making that ungodly noise.

Alright.  I'm really going to bed now.  Night all.  It's been fun.

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/7/2006 12:08:53 AM   
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Anyhoo, I had a real chatterbox to deal with once. I wracked my brain for a solution for weeks, then somebody told me that these wierd little furby things- are voice actuated. So I get one off ebay, for like five bucks plus shipping. Godawful ugly looking little f**k.

Sounds like a duck on ludes. So I stick some batteries in it, put it on the living room table..she comes over and starts going on about these shoes....and the furby starts going off......she is not impressed by this competition.

So I tell her "Oh, I am planning on getting ten more."

"And why would you want TEN of these things?"

"So I can tie you up,and leave you  a closed room with them,..And you can all have a nice long conversation,with the first word you say."

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/7/2006 12:56:31 AM   
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When it comes to overweight discussions I do like the comments by a morbidly obese person, that the eat almost nothing but continue to gain or keep on the weight, while they go to the gym etc....
Often they explain it is their amazing low metabolism, glandular problem, or some other odd calorie producing thing aside from food.

So I have to wonder how nature has missed this amazing calorie from nothing thing. Why are we not all afflicted with something like this that can keep us well fed on nothing? Especially all those folks starving to death in drought afflicted countrys.

It's a bit of a mystery.....

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/7/2006 12:59:43 AM   
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Cause so many of those searching, don't have a Dominant to whip, F**K, work, deny, the weight off them?

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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/7/2006 1:02:15 AM   
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RE: Why are most female subs overweight? - 7/7/2006 5:41:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		Considering my CM email this morning contained an email from the OP, stating, "I saw your post, oinnnnnnnnkkkkkk" (I edited it to make it actual English), I'd say this thread is nothing more than someone who wants to create an uproar and all attention focused on this thread.

Caretkr, you actually have this one right.  One person, seeing who all he can control.

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