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PeonForHer -> RE: Squirting (2/27/2014 11:40:43 AM)
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Found at the Other Site, by MariaB, who is too modest to post it here herself:
The real reasons why England was flooded
There once was a woman called Grace,
Who squirted all over the place,
This magical gold
She never could hold,
She really was quite a disgrace.
The women all wanted to know,
How she managed to have such a flow,
That they wanted it too
And if only they knew,
How to orgasm just like a pro
Grace advised other women to push,
If they really wanted to gush,
To sit on his weany
Bear down with her heany
And the water would come in a rush.
The women, they all had to try,
And not one of them claimed to be dry,
England was flooded,
All the people were hooded,
And the elders all started to cry.
The boat builders cottoned on fast,
A sailboat with fanciful mast,
As women kept gushing
The people kept rushing,
Cos water was coming in fast.
Poor Grace, she just took to her bed
And when she was asked, she just said,
I take all the blame
For the women that came
And no longer outside can I tread.
Then she put on her wellington boots,
And collected her heap of lawsuits,
Rowed down to the town,
In her silk dressing gown,
Where she met with a large crowd brutes
She wrote something out with a pen,
And then handed this note to the men,
Stop all your boasting,
Ill take the roasting,
And the water will subside in ten……. Weeks!
By MariaB!!!
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