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MistressDarkArt - 3/2/2014 11:19:17 AM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		Thank you, thank you, thank you. I can not tell you how much we appreciate your coming to our rescue with the lube. It is wonderful! and just what was needed. You make a very nice product. Oh, and the soap was mighty fine too. Thanks a million!!

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/2/2014 11:45:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		Howdy, D! I was wondering how that went, thanks for the report!

Think I ought to market this stuff? I like to see happy people running around out there!

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/2/2014 4:24:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks very much for a quality-made product! It's nice to find what we really needed. I really do appreciate how well it works for me. Debi and look forward to a lot of fun, with help from you.
thanks mucho!

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/2/2014 8:53:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hey there, NADL! Thanks for stopping by! So glad it worked out (or in this case: in) for you. Enjoy!

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/2/2014 9:00:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		What is this wondrous elixir???
~hugs~


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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/2/2014 10:57:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Elixir, hah! That's funny; it's actually called 'Intimate Massage Elixir'.

It's a heavy-weight medical-grade silicone lube I developed w/my doc after a brutal hysterectomy/cystectomy. Much more dense and concentrated than any silicone lube currently available (as far as I know). It can be used anywhere on or in the body (except eyes). Great for full body massage, nether parts (especially atrophied tissue from menopause), shining, detangling and defrizzing hair (and fur!), sticky zippers, squeaky doors, dry skin. No fragrance, preservatives, or color. Absolutely inert and hypoallergenic. Super long-lasting, waterproof and great for use in shower or pool: washes off with soap and water. Safe for use with latex, glass and acrylic toys. Cover silicone toys with a condom before using.

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/2/2014 11:01:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		OMG, that stuff sounds AMAZING!!!!

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/3/2014 4:26:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		NBMG and BF, it is wonderful stuff. And yes, MDA, you should market it. So much better than anything that can be bought at the store. Shoot, we'll be back one day, wanting more ourselves. Smiles.

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/3/2014 1:41:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sounds like wonderful stuff. I have always used powder for latex but a large tube and a tight mummy bag sounds like fun about now LOL.

Where can one buy the stuff?

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/3/2014 2:06:15 PM   
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Elixir, hah! That's funny; it's actually called 'Intimate Massage Elixir'.

It's a heavy-weight medical-grade silicone lube I developed w/my doc after a brutal hysterectomy/cystectomy. Much more dense and concentrated than any silicone lube currently available (as far as I know). It can be used anywhere on or in the body (except eyes). Great for full body massage, nether parts (especially atrophied tissue from menopause), shining, detangling and defrizzing hair (and fur!), sticky zippers, squeaky doors, dry skin. No fragrance, preservatives, or color. Absolutely inert and hypoallergenic. Super long-lasting, waterproof and great for use in shower or pool: washes off with soap and water. Safe for use with latex, glass and acrylic toys. Cover silicone toys with a condom before using.

I don't believe it! Tell me more! Can it make my whites brighter? Does it give me better gas mileage? Will it allow me to see in the dark?

Seriously, it sounds like you've got yourself a winner of a product there. Market it, and if you do, hire me to do the voice-overs, because I have The. Perfect. Infomercial. Voice. On. Earthhhhh. (Seriously, I do, I was a professional voice actor and I've got the samples to prove it).

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/3/2014 2:18:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll do the PR campaign!

Seriously, it does sound like a fantastic product with several marketing avenues...

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/3/2014 10:02:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'll spread the word on this coast. Take some to munches/parties with me.

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/4/2014 7:52:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

Howdy, D! I was wondering how that went, thanks for the report!

Think I ought to market this stuff? I like to see happy people running around out there!


You ran to the rescue with lube, in a desperate moment?

Where the fuck do you live and what the fuck do you charge?

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/4/2014 7:57:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am feeling the CM entrepreneurial vibe!!!

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/4/2014 8:10:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wouldn't that be a really really cool project?

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/4/2014 10:55:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

You ran to the rescue with lube, in a desperate moment?

Where the fuck do you live and what the fuck do you charge?


Here's the bummer part, Lookie. The SHIPPING cost more than the materials!

If it weren't for the dang shipping cost and time spent bottling, labeling, and packing, I could blow all the commercial silicone lubes out of the water on price as well as quality.

I'd rather just be in the lab making this heavy-weight, the medium-weight version for...ahem...'regular' sex, and the lightest formula for body massage.

Maybe I need to find a distributor. Any volunteers? I'll pay you with enough 'elixir' to drown in!


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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/4/2014 11:19:46 PM   
MistressDarkArt


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Status: offline 		Well! Looks like we have the whole team right here:

LadyConstanze: Executive Marketing Director
MasterCaneman: Commercials/Stand Up Comedian.
NBMG, Mummy, Delilya, and NeedsADommeLady: Distributors/Product Demonstration
Bonderfluff: Spokesperson/Cheer Leader

We still need a Bottling/Packing/Mailing Engineer. Is there a 'ServiceOrientedAttention2DetailSub4U' out there somewhere?

Did I miss someone? Oh yeah:
MDA: Mad Scientist/Chief Cook & Bottle Washer

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/5/2014 3:02:00 AM   
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Status: offline 		Seriously, if it is good, regular lube that works with latex costs a bundle, you'd blow the competition out of the water with that....

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/5/2014 8:14:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		I also have a BBA in General Management, and I've got experience in manufacturing, packaging, and advertising as well. The biggest problem is going to get FDA approval for a product that goes into such a 'personal space', but it's not a showstopper.

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RE: MistressDarkArt - 3/5/2014 8:28:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

The biggest problem is going to get FDA approval for a product that goes into such a 'personal space', but it's not a showstopper.


Agreed. The FDA oversees all cosmetic items, not just those used in 'intimate' areas.

To make money, you have to sell in bulk, which means you have to have FDA approval. The cost of product labeling, packaging, and shipping don't make it worthwhile on a small basis.

I think it's a great idea, but you need to do your research on the FDA requirements up front.

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