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Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 6:24:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze A friend from NYC told me a good one, client collected his own cum and then made frozen lollies and stuff like that out of it, he basically would collect it for weeks faithfully, freeze it in and show up with his cooling box and then expect her and her friend to make him eat and drink it all. My tummy would be far too delicate for that WTF!! Ugh. Man Jam lolly's. There are some very creative D's out there! M

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 6:35:31 AM)
Here's a recap: quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze It was about the guys sending offers to pee on them, so we decided we could just use funnels and sell it in bottles... [image]local://upfiles/1775518/044ACC459A3941E1BF6E45240D6FBBA4.jpg[/image] quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Hey, you wanna see $150 go down the drain? I think we need to invest in funnels, my aim isn't that great ;) I'm having a thought here... Vanilla Catheter [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZWqgYBROGHw/TIbOcZvM7PI/AAAAAAAABlA/ehrvDSPycDg/s320/imgname--reminding_docs_to_remove_foley_catheters---50226711--images--afoley.gif[/img] Sadist Catheter [img]http://www.resource-rentals.com/assets/images/hoses/garden-hose.jpg[/img] Muhahahahaha quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze You could be production manager "Drink more, you bitches, we have outstanding orders for 5 gallons, you're behind production targets!" Wizenberg [img]http://fr.wordans.ca/wvc-1348538531/wordansfiles/images/2012/9/24/162954/162954_340.jpg[/img] I'm feelin an Empire is up and coming. Jus sayin Exiled

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 6:41:25 AM)
Quit yer bitch'n! [image]local://upfiles/1154425/42DC12087CD14AC3BEC9497234791B9B.jpg[/image] Jus sayin Exiled

LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 6:46:17 AM)
HA... That means us girls could write our name in the snow too, but we would never have to decide which head does the thinking for us...

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 6:57:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze HA... That means us girls could write our name in the snow too, but we would never have to decide which head does the thinking for us... [sm=rofl.gif] Now, get your ass back to work! Those 55 gallon drums aren't going to fill themselves. Jus sayin Exiled

Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 6:59:07 AM)
All the advantages, and no worries about getting kicked in the baby makers! Genius

LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 7:01:39 AM)
3 cups of coffee and a liter bottle of water in already, I'm trying to fill my quota, massa production manager

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 7:08:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze 3 cups of coffee and a liter bottle of water in already, I'm trying to fill my quota, massa production manager With my evil genius and your total disregard for emotional well being while wielding a whip, we are going to take over the world. Jus sayin Exiled

LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 7:12:20 AM)
Tell you what, when I emptied the dogs earlier, I thought we might rope Alfie into the business, he pees like a donkey, his fave weapon when little dogs try to bite him is to "wash them away", all we need is buckets at every lamp post and tree! We're going to be rich!!!!! [image]http://my.fakingnews.firstpost.com/files/2013/09/scrooge-mcduck-make-it-rain.jpg[/image]

smileforme50 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 7:50:53 AM)
It's RAINING!!!

LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 8:50:40 AM)
Imagine the injuries gold coins could cause....

smileforme50 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 9:11:12 AM)
Well that's one injury I wouldn't mind getting....as long as I get to keep the gold. Does that make me a madichist?

GreedyTop -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 9:15:48 AM)
I SO want a LIKE button for some posts...

LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 9:15:58 AM)
Nope, that makes you a moneycist

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 9:36:15 AM)
Is it too late for breakfast? No coffee for me, can't stand the stuff. But a big huge tall glass of tangerine juice, a double shot of Nyquil & 3 cold pills should do it. If you don't mind, I've got my puffs plus and a warm blanket, I'll just curl up on the big comfy couch & sleep. Thankees. [:)]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 10:40:33 AM)
Oh dear, I'm in an alternative universe, the subbies command us arround, ET, MC, help help

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 11:12:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze Oh dear, I'm in an alternative universe, the subbies command us arround, ET, MC, help help Stick with the plan. Play along until... [img]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/bride-sitting-toilet-chained-handcuffs-22302186.jpg[/img] Jus sayin Exiled

LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 11:43:55 AM)
Did you snap a picture of Fluffy?

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 11:49:03 AM)
Figured out why she was missing, huh?

LadyConstanze -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/20/2014 11:52:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant Figured out why she was missing, huh? [image]http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/268/1/7/ab___terence___i__m_watching_you__animation_by_merci12-d5fuw85.gif[/image]

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