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Blonderfluff -> Our Water Cooler (3/7/2014 9:56:54 AM)

So. I just read a thread from one of our regular posters, about a bunny that she had in her house, that her would-be murdering cats drug in.
It cracked me up. Only here at CChat can you read about crickets loose in the house, driving you insane until they die and reside with the devil; dogs who have destroyed feathered pillows and turned a home into a dead chicken funeral parlor; and a wild bunny, being protected by a Doberman. All this mixed with posts by newbies offering to have sex with teddy bears, and serious discussions about WIITWD.
So. Here is a place for all the far out, wack-a-doodle events that occur in our lives on a daily basis. Can't wait.
I'm just gonna go get a cup of coffee. Be right back.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/7/2014 10:06:09 PM)

First of all, wackadoodle is all one word. Jeez Louise miss fluff, you should know this stuff. [;)] No more cricketing, but I still haven't found it. My next door neighbor has added to his menagerie. 2 pits, one small lizard, tropical fish, one snake (size unknown), one very noisy Tweety who loves to whistle loudly, to outdo the bark of the two dogs.
Don't forget to breathe through your mouth when you get to the top landing, the smell of sweaty/wet sneakers, dog pee, wet carpet and the smell of pot are sure to cleanse your sinuses. Not in a good way.

I also now will NOT sit on the toilet seat (excuse the TMI) until I check the toilet bowl to make sure some strange snake is not waiting to, quite literally, bite me in the arse when I don't expect it.




angelikaJ -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 12:37:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

First of all, wackadoodle is all one word. Jeez Louise miss fluff, you should know this stuff. [;)] No more cricketing, but I still haven't found it. My next door neighbor has added to his menagerie. 2 pits, one small lizard, tropical fish, one snake (size unknown), one very noisy Tweety who loves to whistle loudly, to outdo the bark of the two dogs.
Don't forget to breathe through your mouth when you get to the top landing, the smell of sweaty/wet sneakers, dog pee, wet carpet and the smell of pot are sure to cleanse your sinuses. Not in a good way.

I also now will NOT sit on the toilet seat (excuse the TMI) until I check the toilet bowl to make sure some strange snake is not waiting to, quite literally, bite me in the arse when I don't expect it.


Has that happened to you very often?




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 7:40:12 AM)

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Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 7:50:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

So. I just read a thread from one of our regular posters, about a bunny that she had in her house, that her would-be murdering cats drug in.
It cracked me up. Only here at CChat can you read about crickets loose in the house, driving you insane until they die and reside with the devil; dogs who have destroyed feathered pillows and turned a home into a dead chicken funeral parlor; and a wild bunny, being protected by a Doberman. All this mixed with posts by newbies offering to have sex with teddy bears, and serious discussions about WIITWD.
So. Here is a place for all the far out, wack-a-doodle events that occur in our lives on a daily basis. Can't wait.
I'm just gonna go get a cup of coffee. Be right back.


I think I killed the sex with toys thread, sighzzzz poor socks he was doin so well:)




punisher440 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 8:30:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

First of all, wackadoodle is all one word. Jeez Louise miss fluff, you should know this stuff. [;)] No more cricketing, but I still haven't found it. My next door neighbor has added to his menagerie. 2 pits, one small lizard, tropical fish, one snake (size unknown), one very noisy Tweety who loves to whistle loudly, to outdo the bark of the two dogs.
Don't forget to breathe through your mouth when you get to the top landing, the smell of sweaty/wet sneakers, dog pee, wet carpet and the smell of pot are sure to cleanse your sinuses. Not in a good way.

I also now will NOT sit on the toilet seat (excuse the TMI) until I check the toilet bowl to make sure some strange snake is not waiting to, quite literally, bite me in the arse when I don't expect it.


Has that happened to you very often?

AngelikaJ, it happened to my grandmother once around 20 years ago. My grandfather did some plumbing work and left the cover off a place they used a plumbing snake to clean out the line [they lived out in the country] and a 5 1/2 ft long chicken snake decided to check out the inviting hole and ended up curled up in the toilet bowl for my grandmother to find. I happened to be at their house when it happened and will never forget her blood curling scream.Google snake in toilet images...you'll find plenty[but please don't blame me for your new found fear of checking the toilet out before doing your business]

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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 1:48:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ


quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

I also now will NOT sit on the toilet seat (excuse the TMI) until I check the toilet bowl to make sure some strange snake is not waiting to, quite literally, bite me in the arse when I don't expect it.


Has that happened to you very often?

Nope, never happened. But I have a very irrational fear of snakes. When I worked retail many moons ago in the cash office a very large boa escaped from a pet store. We had an open portion above the back of our work area due to an a/c problem. Two women working together can work themselves into severe panic thinking a large snake is going to fall down on their heads. Bitch of it is, large mall, never found the boa. It was traveling through the conduits & pipes. Hence, irrational fear, check the toilet bowl. [sm=danger.gif]




Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 6:31:38 PM)

not exactly wackadoodle but cool
The wood frog has garnered attention by biologists over the last century because of its freeze tolerance. Antifreeze-like blood lets frogs freeze and thaw with winter's whims.
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Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 7:01:14 PM)

Are you kidding me? There is frost on his EYEBALLS. That. Is. Too cool.




Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 7:03:15 PM)

:) awesome huh




Blonderfluff -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 7:08:58 PM)

Okay. I'm out of town, staying with friends, so I can visit with my kids. Spent the day with said kids, however, being of young partying age, staying in on a Saturday night was unthinkable to them. So. I'm up alone, in my friends guest room.

I'm miserable. The heat is set at roughly the same as the surface of the sun. Said friends hubby sleeps with the TV blaring. And I've been warned by my best friend " for gods sake, sleep in. If you wake me up before 9 am, I will gut you like a fish"

I'm an insomniac.

This is why I'm a homebody.




MasterCaneman -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 7:46:34 PM)

It's a frogsicle!




SweetAngel43211 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 7:53:47 PM)

I hear you!!! I am an insomniac and a homebody myself!

My sister was daydreaming about winning the lottery and how she would want to buy an island and build a huge dream house on it..

I was all like okay if that happens I will be the caretaker but, I will need a cabana boy, a pool boy, a male chef, and a maintenance man to live there with me...

Hehehehe




hlen5 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 10:52:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

not exactly wackadoodle but cool
The wood frog has garnered attention by biologists over the last century because of its freeze tolerance. Antifreeze-like blood lets frogs freeze and thaw with winter's whims.
[image]https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1/q71/s720x720/1970753_620784568000722_1443740741_n.jpg[/image]



Too cool! And pun intended!!




ElectraGlide -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/8/2014 11:32:07 PM)

Water Cooler talk at work has always bored me. On break and lunch what does everybody talk about, work of course. It makes me sit in a corner quiet and enjoy a cup of coffee. It is hard to change the subject and talk about good things outside of work. I am glad I have hobbies and interest in my private time, I think most people don't have much good going on outside of work, or they just don't like to talk about it at work, lol.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/9/2014 6:42:52 AM)

Sooo I'm feeling like crap last night. Stomach is rock hard, I'm in pain, belly is swollen like a whale. Finally get to sleep. Remember waking up at one point and deciding I want part of a chocolate bar. Took me forever to get it open, but I don't remember that or eating it.

Found out why when I woke up this morning, turns out I fell asleep again with the chocolate bar under me. Or what's left of the melted mess. MM laughed at me, par for the course, and called me his goofball.




anniezz338 -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/9/2014 9:14:37 AM)

Most water coolers I have seen people talk about shows that they watch, local events, their kids, other coworkers, etc. My water cooler topic today is why does the mashed potatos in a TV dinner always have to run longer than the rest of the meal or they are cold?




Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/9/2014 9:17:07 AM)

ok, anyone watching Black Sails?
Or excited that Da Vinci's Demons is coming back?
hehehheheh




LanceHughes -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/9/2014 9:24:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide
Water Cooler talk at work has always bored me. On break and lunch what does everybody talk about, work of course. It makes me sit in a corner quiet and enjoy a cup of coffee. It is hard to change the subject and talk about good things outside of work. I am glad I have hobbies and interest in my private time, I think most people don't have much good going on outside of work, or they just don't like to talk about it at work, lol.

"Water Cooler talk at work..." went the way of B&W TV.  In those days, EVERYBODY watched one of three channels.  The talk revolved around those programs.  "What didja think of Lucy's new baby?"  "I think that wasn't her kid.  I think there was an older child for a stand-in." "Yeah, I read that somplace." and so on.  Maybe it was the home team against their traditional rivals. Etc.  But the talk was around a very limited number of topics.

Today, life is fragmented.  There are so many channels that once you've found "yours," you tend to stay right there without the ... resource /  benefit ... of other viewpoints.  That's why today's water cooler talk revolves around work.  It's the only common topic. And even then, many bring their own "flavor" of water to work and drink it at their desks.




Lucylastic -> RE: Our Water Cooler (3/10/2014 12:06:28 AM)

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When it comes to oral sex, maybe it's time to start phoning it in.

Lick This, a new App by San Francisco-based team "Club Sexy Time," promises to let users hone their cunnilingus skills by licking their smartphones, according to Fast Company.

The app requires no download; you just go to lickthisapp.com on your mobile browser and start tonguing away at your phone screen. The site suggests that you "wrap it up" by putting some plastic wrap over the screen. This is presumably because your cell phone is dirtier than a toilet seat.

Once you've fashioned your makeshift dental dam, it's time to get licking. At this time, there are three exercises available for budding cunning linguists.

"Up n' Down," which challenges users to flick a light switch up and down as quickly as possible.
"Circles," which has users move the handle of a mechanical pencil sharpener around as quickly as possible.
"Freestyle," which asks users to use their tongue as an implement to jab at a beach ball bouncing seemingly at random around the screen.
http://lickthisapp.com/




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