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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 6:24:20 AM

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A friend from NYC told me a good one, client collected his own cum and then made frozen lollies and stuff like that out of it, he basically would collect it for weeks faithfully, freeze it in and show up with his cooling box and then expect her and her friend to make him eat and drink it all. My tummy would be far too delicate for that

WTF!!

Ugh. Man Jam lolly's.

There are some very creative D's out there! M

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 6:35:31 AM

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Here's a recap:

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It was about the guys sending offers to pee on them, so we decided we could just use funnels and sell it in bottles...

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Hey, you wanna see $150 go down the drain? I think we need to invest in funnels, my aim isn't that great ;)

I'm having a thought here...

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You could be production manager "Drink more, you bitches, we have outstanding orders for 5 gallons, you're behind production targets!"

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 6:41:25 AM

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Quit yer bitch'n!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 6:46:17 AM

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HA... That means us girls could write our name in the snow too, but we would never have to decide which head does the thinking for us...

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 6:57:03 AM

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HA... That means us girls could write our name in the snow too, but we would never have to decide which head does the thinking for us...

Now, get your ass back to work! Those 55 gallon drums aren't going to fill themselves.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 6:59:07 AM

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All the advantages, and no worries about getting kicked in the baby makers!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 7:01:39 AM

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3 cups of coffee and a liter bottle of water in already, I'm trying to fill my quota, massa production manager

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 7:08:44 AM

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3 cups of coffee and a liter bottle of water in already, I'm trying to fill my quota, massa production manager

With my evil genius and your total disregard for emotional well being while wielding a whip, we are going to take over the world.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 7:12:20 AM

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Tell you what, when I emptied the dogs earlier, I thought we might rope Alfie into the business, he pees like a donkey, his fave weapon when little dogs try to bite him is to "wash them away", all we need is buckets at every lamp post and tree! We're going to be rich!!!!!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 7:50:53 AM

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It's RAINING!!!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 8:50:40 AM

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Imagine the injuries gold coins could cause....

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 9:11:12 AM

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Well that's one injury I wouldn't mind getting....as long as I get to keep the gold.

Does that make me a madichist?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 9:15:48 AM

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I SO want a LIKE button for some posts...

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 9:15:58 AM

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Nope, that makes you a moneycist

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 9:36:15 AM

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Is it too late for breakfast? No coffee for me, can't stand the stuff. But a big huge tall glass of tangerine juice, a double shot of Nyquil & 3 cold pills should do it. If you don't mind, I've got my puffs plus and a warm blanket, I'll just curl up on the big comfy couch & sleep. Thankees.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 10:40:33 AM

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Oh dear, I'm in an alternative universe, the subbies command us arround, ET, MC, help help

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 11:12:07 AM

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Oh dear, I'm in an alternative universe, the subbies command us arround, ET, MC, help help

Stick with the plan. Play along until...

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 11:43:55 AM

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Did you snap a picture of Fluffy?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 11:49:03 AM

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Figured out why she was missing, huh?

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/20/2014 11:52:18 AM

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Figured out why she was missing, huh?

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