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VideoAdminChi -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/14/2014 3:06:23 PM)

I'm a morning person - beware!

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ExiledTyrant -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/14/2014 3:23:44 PM)

That makes things more understandable now. Just so ya know, there is no greater joy than hanging a chipper morning person on the cross and whipping the perk right out of her.

Jus sayin
Exiled

P.S. perhaps with a wooden spoon, even.



Blonderfluff -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/14/2014 3:48:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

People like myself, who will shortly be invading your country in order to attempt to teach its inhabitants some civilised habits, including a language, JLF. I hope that helps. ;-)

Oh be still my heart. Peon, if you are going to be on our side of the pond, please consider "jumping the fence"???




TheHeretic -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/14/2014 8:45:59 PM)

Take a morning crap.

Otherwise, I can do whatever needs doing, but don't expect me to be civil about it.



ShaharThorne -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/15/2014 5:41:19 AM)

Okay, I need caffeine and no one is willing to run to the store to get it and a lotto ticket. I am stuck with decaff green tea with Splenda!



littlewonder -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/15/2014 10:40:54 PM)

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Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee


Everything!!!!!



Lucylastic -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/16/2014 1:44:44 PM)

This would be my selfie before coffee
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ExiledTyrant -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/16/2014 1:46:59 PM)

[sm=mop.gif] And there goes the keyboard. Thankx!



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/16/2014 1:56:47 PM)

But it was worth your keyboard wasn't it? That has to be the funniest/cutest doggie look I've seen in a long time.



Lucylastic -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/16/2014 1:58:28 PM)

hahahhaha you know its my pleasure:)
the problem is that the after coffee selfie isnt much better



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/16/2014 2:02:05 PM)

Being a compassionate human.

Speaking in more than just simple grunts.

Makeup.

And according to my mishap yesterday, remembering to put pants on before walking out the front door. D'oh.



freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/16/2014 2:43:07 PM)

Morning??? WTF is that???
Some alien timezone I'm unaware of?? [sm=dunno.gif]

Meh! And double MEH!!
"Morning" doesn't exist here.... at all.

I go to bed when I'm tired... anytime after 1pm.
I fall out of bed when I'm ready... sometime pm; never am.
It's all I can do to get my little legs wobbling to go have a pee.
Beyond that, nothing happens at all until I've had half a pot of coffee. Nothing! [sm=coffee.gif]
Somewhere amongst the coffee, I'll have a ciggy or two... or three.
The world can wait until I'm ready and at least half awake.
If I'm still fighting the fog after that, I go back to bed and try again sometime later.

Until I'm ready to face the world, nothing ever happens here. [sm=poke.gif]


As for decaf - what's the point of coffee with the coffee removed? [sm=eeew.gif] WTF??
Only good for cleaning drains with! Seriously.



Lucylastic -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/16/2014 2:57:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Being a compassionate human.

Speaking in more than just simple grunts.

Makeup.

And according to my mishap yesterday, remembering to put pants on before walking out the front door. D'oh.

sweet holy mother of pearl where the buggering hell have you been??????
Hugggggggggggggggggggls



tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/16/2014 5:49:49 PM)

^^^THIS



ShaharThorne -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/17/2014 3:53:07 AM)

KITTEN!!!! Where have you been, sweetie?!?!?!



GreedyTop -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/18/2014 11:29:41 PM)

I don't drink coffee, except on the occasional bitterly cold morning.

Of course, my *morning* is at 10-11pm.

I drink Mt. Dew or Mello Yellow (and DAMN coca cola for discontinuing the litre bottles of mello yellow in my area!!!). It takes me a good couple of hours after my alarm goes off to become semi-human.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/22/2014 3:17:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic


quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

Being a compassionate human.

Speaking in more than just simple grunts.

Makeup.

And according to my mishap yesterday, remembering to put pants on before walking out the front door. D'oh.

sweet holy mother of pearl where the buggering hell have you been??????
Hugggggggggggggggggggls


Ive been on the other side. Just havent been here. I missed you guyses!



jlf1961 -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/22/2014 4:54:47 PM)

Before coffee


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After 1 cup of coffee
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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/22/2014 5:58:41 PM)

Bill the Cat from Opus, my all time favorite comic strip. I still have all da books!!!



Blonderfluff -> RE: Stuff that is damn near impossible to do before your first cup of coffee (3/22/2014 6:07:29 PM)

I am one of those annoying people that wakes up HAPPY!!

I still need coffee. But I'm usually singing while I make it.

~ducking all coffee cups winging in my direction~



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