ExiledTyrant
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Joined: 12/9/2013 From: Exiled Status: offline
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So God walks into the Garden of Eden with his bag of tricks and sez: God: I've handed out everything, with your help, and I have two things left that I don't know what to do with. Adam: Wot'cha got? God: Well, let's see... um, the ability to stand up and pee. Adam: Holy crap! THAT IS AWESOME! That would set me above all creatures that creepith and crawleth upon the Earth, I would be cooler than... than... than the frekin lion! Can I have it? God: Eve, what do you think? Eve: Well, you did make me to be Adam's helper, and support him in all ways. I do want him happy, so let him have it. God: Okay (and poof, Adam was off and running to go pee on everything). Well, Eve, all I have left is multiple orgasms. Exiled P.S. Thanks a fukin lot, Adam woo hoo, look at me, I can write my name in the snow.
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Gnothi Seauton To lead, first follow: Aurelius, Epictetus, Descartes, Sun Tzu, to name a few. Semper fidelis (which sometimes feels like a burden)
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