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txpet -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 9:20:55 AM)

Narcissists?
Hmm ...
Well, i do have rules of conduct and behavior, so i can not tell you what i really think of you or your attitude.
Thank you.



slavejlb -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 9:48:54 AM)

 
i agree with you a poem express feelings thoughts, i have wrote some pomes to collar me. and that is there whole purpose, is express either feeling of lonelyness, and empty, and maybe once in awhile a bit of happinest.
take care and be safe
slave jlb



NeedToUseYou -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 9:54:10 AM)

I've seen alot of bad poetry. I just skip it really. Read a couple that were okay. But I'm not a poetry person. It really has to be good for me to enjoy it. But, if someone likes writing it more power to them I guess. I just don't read it.


My Bad poetry .... LOL.
Dominant Poem Take 1.... action..

Desire to take, force and thrust.
holding your life, in Me you trust.
Hard but firm, No give, No reprieve.
To you that's heaven,  to me that's Need (sorta rhymes)
Knowing you serve, at beck and call
Forever the servant, always and all.
To love or not is not even the question
It's the drive and passion, not a common obsession.

LoL. Three minutes.....

Submissive Longing take 1.

From the dark, I seek the light
Attempt I may, but can not fight.

The knowing compassion, and trust, I seek.
For him only, to knees, I sink.

No command delayed, No fear untouched
In him, I grow, In pain I'm thrust

From here, I marvel, beg and plea
For the pleasure to kneel to thee.

Three minutes.






missturbation -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 10:19:13 AM)

Take the tres as being spanish or french and you'd have three wank (spanish) or my personal favourite in french very wank!!
Just about sums it up really and i so hope you hate my signature treswank because your words and crochet skills dont bring moistness to any part of me.



gypsyssoul -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 10:23:28 AM)

quote:

Just about sums it up really and i so hope you hate my signature treswank because your words and crochet skills dont bring moistness to any part of me. 

just noticed that my signature is a few lines that might piss "it" off too ... sorry
::: giggles



missturbation -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 10:32:24 AM)

Lol - well love signatures or hate them as treswank does you dont have to read them and it is a waste to count someone out because you dont like the signature on their post - very narrow minded to me.
Have to say in general i like them - they speak about a person a little like tattoos or piercings or wearing a jumper that says 'army' on the front does.



missgiveNTake -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 10:52:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

Take the tres as being spanish or french and you'd have three wank (spanish) or my personal favourite in french very wank!!
Just about sums it up really and i so hope you hate my signature treswank because your words and crochet skills dont bring moistness to any part of me.


Dang, you beat me to it. I figured he came up with his name because he wanks three times a day, because it's all the sex he gets.

Treswank is my name,
and it just the same,
As my daily game.
 
Wank three times,
and make up rhymes
because I hear chimes.
 
When I call my name.

How was that for bad poetry???



missturbation -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 10:58:08 AM)

I'm loving that poetry and i think every1 who posts in this thread should leave some bad ass poetry just for our three times daily friend.
 
Here i sit so far away
Counting the minutes of every day,
Wondering if your thinking too,
Of all the times i fisted you?



michaelGA2 -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 11:04:04 AM)

                                    There once was a lady from Brussels
                                       who's pussy was full of muscles
                                        when she dropped to her knees
                                        a sneeze caused her to squeeze
                                     now her strongest muscle is Russel's



gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 11:40:37 AM)

Oh to be a slave devine
Then I wouldn't be at the end of this line
Awaiting torment at the hands of you
And then being dismissed with a simple "Shoo!"

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 11:42:44 AM)

Ode to the OP

We've heard it, we've had enough, say I
We know it, you want your share of the pie.
But how will you find her, the Domme of your dreams,
When you can't even read poetry without girly screams?

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 11:46:21 AM)

No toys for you!

The youth of the heart, and the folly of Holly
Led her to seduce, and taunt a man jolly.
She made it, she did it, he put in his whole fist.
But Santa knew naughty, and she made that list.

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 11:48:55 AM)

To taunt a man thus, is really not nice.
He told us about poetry, not once and not twice!
His persistent complaining near did that guy in,
but benji's still here, with his usual grin.

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 11:51:31 AM)

A slave's worth - an abstract haiku:

The slave is quiet
Trees rustle in the background
A lonely child cries.

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 12:19:26 PM)

When my long day is through,
I just want a thrashing from you, and you, and you.

Yours,


benji



IronBear -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 12:20:25 PM)

her subby was a friged miget
Who suffered with awith a ridgid digit
And realy pissed his Dome off
She sucked away untill she began to cough
But the miget's digit was even slammed in the door
And it was still so ridgid that a blow torch couldn't even thaw
With desperate measures
And wanting  her pleasures
She flogged it but ridgid it stayed
And her floggers became all tattered and frayed
Then with a grin she took him inside her hot cunt
he moved in and out untill he begin to grunt
She banged him about
So he moved in and out
He did thrust and did skirl
And her tits did a twirl
Untill the deadlock was finally broken
And word had even been spoken
The diget throbbed and it throbbed
From the stem to the nob
As he came and he came he finally wimpered
he fell to the floor and died, his didget was finally limpid






gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 12:22:35 PM)

I hate to say this here and now,
But my ex is something of a cow.
She's not the head, the head is nice.
She's not the tail, not worth the price.

My ex, it seems, smelled quite a bit,
So I'll tell you now, she's a cows shit.

Yours,


benji



gypsyssoul -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 12:25:21 PM)

quote:

To taunt a man thus, is really not nice.
He told us about poetry, not once and not twice!
His persistent complaining near did that guy in,
but benji's still here, with his usual grin.

Yours,


benji




Be it Nice
or be it Wrong
It was he that started it
and came on strong ....
:: giggles ok i had to add a penny's worth



gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 12:30:00 PM)

The papers proclaimed it, it must be true!
It turns out that women don't understand you.
They say you're abusive, they say you're quite mean,
They say you killed hamsters when you were thirteen.

I would dispute that, I would say no,
the hamsters you killed were made out of snow.
The fact that you beat them, these women so nice.
is really between you, their consent, and their price.

Yours,


benji



gooddogbenji -> RE: BAD ONLINE POETRY (7/8/2006 12:32:31 PM)

This puppy is writing a lot of bad poems
Enough to fill up many volumes of tomes.
The rest of you people, the rest of you chumps,
Could really contribute, if you got offa yer rumps!

Yours,


benji



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