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Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/29/2014 4:52:43 PM   
MercTech


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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/29/2014 6:02:17 PM   
Chwilfrydig


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Status: offline 		If I had one, I'd have trouble choosing between "Pull to inflate" and "Objects appear smaller than their actual size"





Edit to clarify..."If I had a penis". I do have genitalia, last time I looked.

< Message edited by Chwilfrydig -- 4/29/2014 6:07:26 PM >

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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/29/2014 7:31:28 PM   
Lynnxz


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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/29/2014 7:51:17 PM   
kdsub


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ORIGINAL: Chwilfrydig

"Objects appear smaller than their actual size"




lol... pitiful...but i love it... the problem of course is the lettering would be too small to read...lol

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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/29/2014 8:31:36 PM   
DaddySatyr


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Status: offline 		I'd get a $100 bill tattooed on my winky. Three reasons:

1) I like to play with my money.

2) I like to watch my money grow.

3) The next time the trouble 'n' strife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she wouldn't have to go downtown to do it.







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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/30/2014 11:01:27 AM   
PyrotheClown


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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/30/2014 3:26:16 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chwilfrydig

If I had one, I'd have trouble choosing between "Pull to inflate" and "Objects appear smaller than their actual size"





Edit to clarify..."If I had a penis". I do have genitalia, last time I looked.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/30/2014 3:40:02 PM   
smileforme50


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I would have on my pussy...."Enter at Your Own Risk"

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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/30/2014 3:42:09 PM   
DaddySatyr


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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/30/2014 4:19:12 PM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		The guy that did the tatt on my arm 100 years ago had a housefly tattooed on his manhood. Said he did it one night when he didn't have any customers and got bored.

My roomie at Ft Dix assured me that it did not turn into a bald eagle when he got excited.

As for me, you come near my genitalia with a tattoo gun, we are gonna rumble.



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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 4/30/2014 9:01:31 PM   
MercTech


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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/1/2014 5:59:13 PM   
kiwisub12


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Thought it was a bit presumptuous.

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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/1/2014 7:54:22 PM   
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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/1/2014 8:39:13 PM   
DaddySatyr


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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/1/2014 9:55:22 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

I'd get a $100 bill tattooed on my winky. Three reasons:

1) I like to play with my money.

2) I like to watch my money grow.

3) The next time the trouble 'n' strife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she wouldn't have to go downtown to do it.





An oldie, but a goodie. You beat me to it.



Screen captures still RULE! Ya feel me?



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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/2/2014 12:57:28 AM   
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What was that line written on the doors in the Haunting? Something like 'All ye who stand before these gates shall be judged'?

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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/2/2014 1:15:55 AM   
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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/2/2014 12:19:42 PM   
MercTech


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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/2/2014 7:46:13 PM   
smileforme50


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MercTech

Then again, there is sometimes going overboard...

http://www.westword.com/slideshow/the-pass-around-girl-9463/



Damn....I'm picturing that chick when she's about 75.....

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“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... - 5/3/2014 10:44:00 PM   
BecomingV


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Domme - FEAST

submissive - feast

Switch - Feast

Yes, that's about right. LOL

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