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puella -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 2:33:29 PM)

hehe this poor bastard who posted this question!  It's a roast!  (and rather well deserved)...

Look, doll... I don't know how many gay women you have seen, but they are pretty much the same ratio of attractiveness as straight women, and... some you might find hideous are actually considered very good looking in certain circles... butch dykes...

My sister is gay... she is cute, not gorgeous.. my straight sister (before the ravages of time and several kids, and reconstructive surgery) was a model.... so go figure...





LaTigresse -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 2:37:30 PM)

Laughing, as usual I totally forgot about the beginning.......[:D]




gooddogbenji -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 2:37:36 PM)

Puella,

If they're even close to as good looking as you, they're beyond gorgeous.

Just a little note from an admirer.

Yours,


benji

Edited because the pic distracted me to the point of not being able to spell....  lol




farglebargle -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 2:39:48 PM)

Y'all ain't seen my old boss!

ARF!





LTRsubNW -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 2:39:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Puella,

If they're evn close to as good looking as you, they're beyond gorgeous.

Just a little note from an admirer.

Yours, benji


(Thank GAWWWWWD they don't look like me)

(Even I wouldn't do 'em)

P.S....you're right, she is...it ain't fair (and she's a sub!!!! EQUALLY UNFAIR!!!!!).




LTRsubNW -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 2:45:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: puella

hehe this poor bastard who posted this question!  It's a roast!  (and rather well deserved)...

Look, doll... I don't know how many gay women you have seen, but they are pretty much the same ratio of attractiveness as straight women, and... some you might find hideous are actually considered very good looking in certain circles... butch dykes...

My sister is gay... she is cute, not gorgeous.. my straight sister (before the ravages of time and several kids, and reconstructive surgery) was a model.... so go figure...




Simply not true...I stand by my bretheren...all gay women are stunning (except for those that aren't) and all gay men (pleck...farge...) are...uhm....thin.

Yeah...that's it...thin.




littlesubjess -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 4:16:28 PM)

okay lemme set the record straight ... i dont give my number out to just anyone who asks ... i appreciate that this is a silly and somewhat dangerous thing to do ... i use my cam as proof that i am fem ... but if i get on with someone and after chatting online for a while i ask to speak on the phone. through my personal experience i have found that those who are genuine will speak to me .,.. those who arent will make up some excuse as to why they dont wanna talk on the phone ... i find it simple and effective ... just my personal preference.

jess xxx




puella -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 4:41:58 PM)

~slaps a mutual admiration society badge on the doggie~

Awww benji, you are the best.... you always give me a chuckle, and trust me, these days, that is a rarity...


You are coming to the wedding, yah?  You may not pee on my gown but feel free to spray Crappy whereever you like, everyone knows weddings are all about the bride anyway!




iliv2servher -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 5:01:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

[Much good stuff snipped out]

I hate slapping labels on people, detest it in fact.



I must admit that when I first read the OPs opening statement, though careful not to offend, I said to myself, "Oh, here we go again, but this time we're taking aim at lesbians!"  And by that I mean the mistake of using all of the old cliches and popular misconceptions about people who's lifestyles may be different.  But this whole convoluted mess was really done with more lightheartedness than in past threads of this nature.

What I've observed here is that some very good posts have resulted from a very misguided albeit humorous premise.  And people like LaTigerese, who's realistic, down-to-earth and elequent post about labels and misconceptions as they relate to her own personal life, really helped to put a positive spin on what could have been yet another exercise in verbal jousting.

It just goes to prove that there is still a place on CM for rational thought and the polite exchange of ideas.

Bravo!









stockingluvr54 -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 5:51:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SusanofO

I know (it was a joke). You are not ugly!!! Who told you that?
There are some pretty hot looking gay men out there, though, hehe.[;)]
Unfortunately, I am hopelessly hetero.

- Susan


Hopelessly hetro..... and please don't ever change! But if you should?.....well....dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians!!!!!

sorry...couldn't resist...but I find your avatar pic absolutely stunning




LadiesBladewing -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 6:13:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DrkLord33

Ok... so have you all noticed how about 70% of women on this site are first either bisexual, and only looking for women, or gay... and why is it absolutely all of them are drop dead gorgeous... like they just come off of a cover of a magazine.... well maybe because 90% of those women are FAKE!!!! And maybe because those pictures were more than likely stolen from a magazine or a website somewhere.



I am going to take this as a compliment of the highest caliber (even though you've never met myself or SR in order to determine how attractive we are), and say "thank you very much for such a wonderful commentary to our beauty!"

I believe SR is beautiful, and she believes that I am, regardless of our tendency to not quite fit into the societal mold of what is beautiful, but to have such confirmation from one who has never met us -- extraordinary, and graciously accepted!

Zephyr WindDancer Bladewing




Caretakr -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 6:20:09 PM)

Fast reply.

I think that butch Dykes have to be some of the coolest women I ever met in the scene. The total lack of sexual tension that I felt with them was wonderful. It's nice to have a peer that you don't instinctively feel is some sort of competition.

And they rather liked the friendliness and respect I showed them, I guess it's not all that common from het male Tops.

Mores the pity,since a lot of them are damn fine people.




mizlin -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 6:57:29 PM)

Sweeping generalizations.  Why should it matter whether a queer woman is "real", "fake" or otherwise if she's searching for another woman?  Doesn't really concern you or your manhood, now does it?  I'd suggest moving along and applying your Domly charm on the straight girls, you might have more success!




SusanofO -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 8:00:20 PM)

Wow, this happens to me sometimes.

I appreciate the compliment but - that is Not Me! It is Liv Tyler - it's a scene shot from one of the Lord of the Rings movies...However, if I get to know you, I will send you a pic. It was in the "library" of available avatars when I joined collarme. I like photos better than cartoons, etc., and for personal reasons (I do volunteer work with unmentionables) I didn't want to put my own pic up.

I am not bragging, but - I have been told I am nice looking. I have: Medium-length dark auburn hair, green eyes (large eyes), and medium-toned skin. My hair I am letting grow, so it is getting longer. I don't really look much like Liv Tyler, she is much "fairer" complected and also has much longer hair - sorry if that disappoints. I could have let that go, but I am honest, and don't want anyone claiming I am a "fake" if I do send a pic. 

- Susan   




stockingluvr54 -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/10/2006 8:42:30 PM)

Liv Tyler huh? Think I've heard the name before. Anyways....she's absolutely gorgeous in that shot! No need to send a pic....unless of course you want to? You don't need to prove or show anything to me at all. In fact...you've shown me your honest and that means alot around these places! If we get to know each other better over time through these forums....you can send a pic at a later time if you're comfortable with it...???? I'll bet the boys are pounding ya with emails with that pic....lmao! Anyways....I got duped by the pic and had a pretty good chuckle ta boot!




mons -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/11/2006 1:26:08 AM)

Greetings to all
 
this so silly why does this have to do wqith gay women? My niece is gay and yes she is hot as hell but it not becase she is gay this is the ways she carries herself and then the other reason is oh hell if i were gay i would want the hottest woman out there just as i want the man who carries himself very well it is all about looking good for your mate be gay straight or bi or what ever the reason. I am very happy how my niece carries herself we meant her girlfriend she too was as hot ans pretty too. this is not about being gay it is about carry oneself as best and as sweet smelling and soft to the touch as ever, I may be a domme but i still carry myself more then ever as soft and sweet as possible who want a dirty domme lol come on this is just about being yourself and good to yourself not size or muslces but being me or someother woman
 
hey it all about looking good
 
mons[&:]




LeatherBentOne -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/11/2006 10:09:13 AM)

Let's face it.  Most people respond to the saying, "it's a man's world."  And for myself, as a lesbian I agree that it is but not that it should be.  And yes, we're not ALL ugly and that's not why we like women ~ because we can't get a man.  Women in general are pushed to the rear by society as a whole which means:

1.  One hears less about "lesbian anything.
2.  Gay men tend to take over all that isn't male.
3.  Women in general are not at the core of business, politics, religion or medicine.  For example, the fact that women
    get inadaquate healthcare compared to men and  are often dismissed by doctors as hypochondriacs, whiners. and 
    less intelligent than men, proves my point.
4.  Lesbian Dommes are less visible than Gay Males Dommes and yes we do exist in numbers that aren't recorded  
    because some of us just get tired when coming up against a straight and/or male pervasive mentality.
5.  We come in all shapes and sizes just like everyone else, some are gorgeous, but that doesn't mean if we are, our
    online pics and profiles aren't authentic.
6.  Believe it or not, some of us get more pussy than any man could every dream of getting, so because of that make
   sure all derogatory male-generated posts don't come from your own insecurities.
7.  Nobody knows how to make love to a woman better than another woman, so get over yourself.  And our woodies
    always have a hard-on.
8.  I can't think of any lesbian that desires to have a man watch her and her partner during sex unless she is really a
    bisexual, so males can leave their #1 at the door.

Respectfully,
LeatherBentOne




mnottertail -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/11/2006 10:15:12 AM)

Reply to the OP:

This shit has gone on long enough, the reason that all women who are drop dead gorgeous are gay is due to the fact that you can't have them and so the image in your mind colors reality...

The truth of the matter is that all gay women are troutlike in the face with pustules that exude from all areas of their bodies.  Their feet stink and they don't love Jesus, they have horrid breath and have combovers worse than some men.  They are poor housekeepers as well (this I know to be a fact because I was talking to a gay woman friend about it).  The rest tho is kinda made up.


Ron





DigitBox -> RE: Why is every gay woman gorgeous? (7/11/2006 3:53:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DrkLord33

Ok... so have you all noticed how about 70% of women on this site are first either bisexual, and only looking for women, or gay... and why is it absolutely all of them are drop dead gorgeous... like they just come off of a cover of a magazine.... well maybe because 90% of those women are FAKE!!!! And maybe because those pictures were more than likely stolen from a magazine or a website somewhere.

God... the more people jump on the BDSM bandwaggon, the more this lifestyle is turning into nothing more than sex, and fucking, and I dont give a fuck about anyone else as long as I get what I want, and it doesnt matter who I hurt in order to get it. Its so sad that such an honorable lifestyle has been turned into the same shit as everything else.


Actually all of the bisexual women on CM really ARE gorgeous. Don't hate us because we are beautiful, it's not our fault. [:D]

Oh, and I like my kinky sex thank you very much.

bfn...

Digitbox (Transsexual, bisexual, switch, I'm not a fence sitter, honestly!)




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