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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:11:33 PM   
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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:14:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

So, Ron, have you told any other women that their heads look fake and that they should commit suicide rather than offend your sense of aesthetics?



Angela Jolie, and every woman that wears purple or fishnet.

You can quote me.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:16:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

I think we need to re-name this thread, and dedicate it to finding Ron his blowjobs!!!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndiJdx2Jrtk

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:20:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Wow. Angelina Jolie. Forget blowjobs - she must have been a vacuum cleaner in a former life. With those lips, if she went south on a bloke, he'd never see his todger again. She'd suck it right off his body, along with most of his internal organs, probably. Angelina Hooverlips, me and my brother call her.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:24:49 PM   
Blonderfluff


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail


quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

I think we need to re-name this thread, and dedicate it to finding Ron his blowjobs!!!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndiJdx2Jrtk

Inya, Haille Selassie

Irie, Mon

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:26:00 PM   
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Wow. Angelina Jolie. Forget blowjobs - she must have been a vacuum cleaner in a former life. With those lips, if she went south on a bloke, he'd never see his todger again. She'd suck it right off his body, along with most of his internal organs, probably. Angelina Hooverlips, me and my brother call her.


Not to mention all of a blokes hair.



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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:35:19 PM   
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Not to mention all of a blokes hair.


Angelina Jolie sucked off all of Ron's hair? Well, it wouldn't surprise me. American women can be *very* rough and tomboyish, at times, IMO.



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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:36:09 PM   
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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:41:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

I think we need to re-name this thread, and dedicate it to finding Ron his blowjobs!!!


It's because he can't blow rainbows.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:46:54 PM   
chatterbox24


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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 2:51:43 PM   
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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 3:02:25 PM   
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It's not my second language!!! Lol!! Localised English is just different from English from other parts. It's like US butchering the spelling of English words. At least we still stick to British Spelling although spell check is annoying and keep forcing us to spell American style.


So are you saying that the word if does not exist in Localized English? Admittedly he did not say if I owned you that would be the first order of business, but he clearly implied it. Did you miss that?


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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 4:14:13 PM   
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quote:

Not to mention all of a blokes hair.


Angelina Jolie sucked off all of Ron's hair? Well, it wouldn't surprise me. American women can be *very* rough and tomboyish, at times, IMO.


You say that like it was a bad thing.
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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 4:18:59 PM   
FieryOpal


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Status: offline 		Hey, wait a minute--Angelina Jolie happens to be one of my favorite actresses. Any woman who can captivate Brad Pitt is all right in my book. (Plus I suspect they're having kinky sex.)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

So, Ron, have you told any other women that their heads look fake and that they should commit suicide rather than offend your sense of aesthetics?

Angela Jolie, and every woman that wears purple or fishnet.

You can quote me.

That's it ... You'll never get to see me in my purple gartered fishnet stockings!
(They're really black, but one of my corset bustiers is purple.)

Seriously, though, BeautifulLotus, the place to vent is here:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_4267202/tm.htm "Funny Messages from the 'Other Side'"
http://www.collarchat.com/m_4577130/tm.htm "50 Shades of NOPE"

If everybody posted their own thread about getting weird-arse or untoward messages, then that's all there would be on the fora.
Like the "Dom" with a blank profile who wrote me saying he's actually a sub but doesn't have a sub profile because he's afraid he'll be harassed ... for wanting strap-on play. Apparently there is a rogue faction here at CM that goes around terrorizing our poor male subs, and his one-handed typing skills don't allow him to press the Report button.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 5:23:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm hoping this thread makes it to ten pages...so my continued participation is vital.
But I hope like hell brad and jolie are just reenacting the sex scene from Mr. And Mrs. Smith every night. And I'm hoping they find me and ask me to unicorn.

< Message edited by shiftyw -- 5/16/2014 5:24:30 PM >

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 6:35:54 PM   
thishereboi


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I'm hoping this thread makes it to ten pages...so my continued participation is vital.
But I hope like hell brad and jolie are just reenacting the sex scene from Mr. And Mrs. Smith every night. And I'm hoping they find me and ask me to unicorn.


I think you will get your wish, but just in case i will try to help out.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 7:44:06 PM   
shiftyw


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ORIGINAL: thishereboi


quote:

ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I'm hoping this thread makes it to ten pages...so my continued participation is vital.
But I hope like hell brad and jolie are just reenacting the sex scene from Mr. And Mrs. Smith every night. And I'm hoping they find me and ask me to unicorn.


I think you will get your wish, but just in case i will try to help out.


I think there were three wishes in there.
I'm going to pretend you're talking about Brad and Jolie asking me to unicorn. Hook a girl up, they can cmail me, I'm bad with kids though...

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 8:01:31 PM   
thishereboi


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw


quote:

ORIGINAL: thishereboi


quote:

ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I'm hoping this thread makes it to ten pages...so my continued participation is vital.
But I hope like hell brad and jolie are just reenacting the sex scene from Mr. And Mrs. Smith every night. And I'm hoping they find me and ask me to unicorn.


I think you will get your wish, but just in case i will try to help out.


I think there were three wishes in there.
I'm going to pretend you're talking about Brad and Jolie asking me to unicorn. Hook a girl up, they can cmail me, I'm bad with kids though...


lol, I'll see what I can do.

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 8:20:01 PM   
FieryOpal


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ORIGINAL: shiftyw

I'm going to pretend you're talking about Brad and Jolie asking me to unicorn. Hook a girl up, they can cmail me, I'm bad with kids though...

So how do you think that would go: F/f/M, F/f/m or M/f/f Or more of a free-for-all scenario?

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RE: Guys...PLEASE DON'T DO THIS - 5/16/2014 8:24:08 PM   
Blonderfluff


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We just created our own wank fodder thread.

This keeps getting better and BETTER!!!

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