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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/17/2014 6:03:05 PM

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It does tricks as well, fetch the paper, roll over, do my taxes... ( i also had to go there )

I've been needing a new accountant, since I moved here to Pennsyltucky. Is there an hourly rate?

Screen captures still RULE! Ya feel me?

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/17/2014 6:31:19 PM

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OP says: Dick pics . . while scrolling pics on profiles, thinks dang, close enough to meet, seems sane, nice eyes, spels gud . . .

Women do sparkle up to me when they note my sanity, nice eyes, and spelling. It's so objectifying.
No shit, when my eyes aren't shining they hate me. When my eyes are on, they die for me. Even the very same woman, a day later. Observing this for over a half-century has totally chanced my perception of human motivation.
The ten commandants probably need to be rewritten again (been several revisions) to morally distinguish between eye lust and cock lust.

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/18/2014 12:51:23 AM

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The 'dick pic'? It's a young guy looking for quick sex, not a relationship. They figure it out eventually. Or not.

Women may not be interested, but it gives the gay men here something to drool over. Maybe if guys thought about it that way they'd re-think putting their short-and-curlies out there.

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 1:28:07 AM

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People show us what's important to them. .. Viewing someone's profile only to see dick shots tells me that's the most important thing in their life - and we're not compatible. Their dick might be the centre of their universe, but to me it's just a dick. Or I'll see someone bent over with a lettuce up their backside, so proud they took the entire thing.

It's just the tip of the iceberg, folks!

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 1:37:01 AM

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Its the pineapple...more prickly....

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 1:41:28 AM

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If I see penis there had better be a hot-dog bun and condiments present in earnest. In fact, replace the penis with a hot-dog...

it would be a hell of a lot more interesting than another picture of another penis.

Ridiculous ridiculous penis..

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 2:11:50 AM

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Generous application of extra hot mustard?

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 2:17:00 AM

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oh yes!

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 3:31:30 AM

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People show us what's important to them. .. Viewing someone's profile only to see dick shots tells me that's the most important thing in their life - and we're not compatible. Their dick might be the centre of their universe, but to me it's just a dick. Or I'll see someone bent over with a lettuce up their backside, so proud they took the entire thing.

It's just the tip of the iceberg, folks!

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 5:37:25 AM

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it would be a hell of a lot more interesting than another picture of another penis.

I really like how you present yourself in your photos. Subtle erotica for the win!

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 7:00:29 AM

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it would be a hell of a lot more interesting than another picture of another penis.

I really like how you present yourself in your photos. Subtle erotica for the win!

agreed!

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 7:16:19 AM

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it would be a hell of a lot more interesting than another picture of another penis.

I really like how you present yourself in your photos. Subtle erotica for the win!

agreed!

Not to be a party pooper, but I would like to suggest losing sight of the pubic hair for two reasons, pyroaquatic. First IMO, because it would make the nude shot a notch more elegant. Second, your prospective partner may prefer hairless nether regions or a closer-trimmed look. Keep them guessing!

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 9:33:02 AM

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it would be a hell of a lot more interesting than another picture of another penis.

I really like how you present yourself in your photos. Subtle erotica for the win!

agreed!

Not to be a party pooper, but I would like to suggest losing sight of the pubic hair for two reasons, pyroaquatic. First IMO, because it would make the nude shot a notch more elegant. Second, your prospective partner may prefer hairless nether regions or a closer-trimmed look. Keep them guessing!

No parties pooped on here. Trimmed, Wild Bush, Hedgemaze, Shaved, it's all mutable.

Though I am not looking for a partner any longer. It's me in all of its rawness after some not-so-friendly mixed martial arts while I was living at a nudist/artist colony. There is... uh... alot of back story to that photograph. I really need to update now that you mention it.

From now on if I see nothing but a penis pic on a profile I am going to assume that the profile belongs to a literal penis and nothing more. Just another floating disembodied typing wang, nothing to see here folks.

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 9:51:52 AM

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The reason why I don't like dick pics is because if I'm going to date somebody, I don't want the rest of the online world to know what's in their pants. I want to be one of the few people who see everything, to make it more special. I don't like dick pics being sent to me either because it ruins the surprise...you can TELL me everything about your dick when it's appropriate to...I don't need a visual. I can go to Tumblr and find all the dicks I want to...

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 12:39:31 PM

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No parties pooped on here. Trimmed, Wild Bush, Hedgemaze, Shaved, it's all mutable.

Though I am not looking for a partner any longer. It's me in all of its rawness after some not-so-friendly mixed martial arts while I was living at a nudist/artist colony. There is... uh... alot of back story to that photograph. I really need to update now that you mention it.

From now on if I see nothing but a penis pic on a profile I am going to assume that the profile belongs to a literal penis and nothing more. Just another floating disembodied typing wang, nothing to see here folks.

LOL...same with gaping arses, and what a relief BOTH can't be shown in the same shot, other than a non-frontal dangling participle every once in a while.

Thanks for taking my suggestion in stride, considering you're no longer available, making this a moot point. Men seem to have a specific grooming preference more so than the ladies, but I know a couple Dommes who insist on a shaven or waxed look with male genitalia.

CrazyHarleyQuinn, I feel the same way you do. Nobody else needs to see what my man's junk looks like. I would tell a woman the same, not only about showing her nakedness, but I also suggest she not show the entirety of her breasts--keep nipples obscured or veiled in mystery until her man has earned the right to see them.

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 2:20:43 PM

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The reason why I don't like dick pics is because if I'm going to date somebody, I don't want the rest of the online world to know what's in their pants. I want to be one of the few people who see everything, to make it more special. I don't like dick pics being sent to me either because it ruins the surprise...you can TELL me everything about your dick when it's appropriate to...I don't need a visual. I can go to Tumblr and find all the dicks I want to...

*I don't need a visual in pictures, I'd rather wait to see the real thing.

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/20/2014 3:59:32 PM

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So, you mean when I post John Holmes dick, nobody's actually appreciating it, let alone believe it's mine?

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RE: You had me right up until..... - 5/21/2014 9:52:10 AM

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I do nt often look at profiles and wee wee pictures are a complete thumbs down.
Its like a friend taking the hat off a brand new baby and the response is in your mind "ohh my put its hat back on but you responwd "precious" one day they might be precious but it aint today! Red smushed funny shape and less is more.

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