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CuriousAboutYou -> How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 2:27:12 PM)

I took a good shower today and for the first time was femdommed (is that a verb?) by an older girl, who is already out of college.
I just wrote about it in the 'experiences' folder but one thing what 'went wrong' was she scolded me for not having a clean asshole.
So I showed it clean and stuck a towel in with my finger and she was ok with that when she put a dildo up me (it was the smallest one she had and it still hurt).

My question is only how do I clean myself so that this won't happen again?
I googled but only found fleet laxative which seems like it takes a long time.




CuriousAboutYou -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 2:28:20 PM)

showered



mistressbri60501 -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 2:42:07 PM)

Start with enema then wash your outside. Have you spent your life not washing your body?
MISTRESS BRI



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 3:06:13 PM)

The word douche sprang inexplicably to mind.



KYsissy -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 3:09:43 PM)

Go buy a hot water bottle. They come with various hose and attachments for this very purpose.
Read up on how to use first.



wittynamehere -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 3:18:03 PM)

I think proper washing (and hair removal if necessary) is good enough for most people most of the time. If this person wants something specific done, ask them what that is.



eden910 -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 3:53:15 PM)

I learned from a couple of very refined gay gents a long time ago that an enema can leave your ass very clean for play. I dislike removing a toy from an ass and having to clean feces off of it. I'm not into scat, it ruins the mood for me. I believe an enema solves that problem. That's the old "hot water bottle" mentioned above or newer disposable ones. Enjoy!



mnottertail -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 3:54:53 PM)

Fleet enemas, properly administered shouldnt have you not shitting in less than a half an hour.

Oh, fuck.........yeah. Like this (I didnt think of telling it):

Lay on the LEFT side, right leg bent towards your pelvis (up), squirt that bitch in, nice and easy......oh about 5 minutes on the left. Then roll to your back about 5.....then the right side left leg bent towards your pelvis about 5 (you might want to have lots of plastic under you....it is called a rotational enema, most are shitting their brains out after 5 minutes or so on the left. check for impaction etc with your finger first........know your asshole.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 4:55:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousAboutYou

I took a good shower today and for the first time was femdommed (is that a verb?) by an older girl, who is already out of college.
I just wrote about it in the 'experiences' folder but one thing what 'went wrong' was she scolded me for not having a clean asshole.
So I showed it clean and stuck a towel in with my finger and she was ok with that when she put a dildo up me (it was the smallest one she had and it still hurt).

My question is only how do I clean myself so that this won't happen again?
I googled but only found fleet laxative which seems like it takes a long time.




I use Toluene or Acetone.



CuriousAboutYou -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 5:03:52 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mistressbri60501

Start with enema then wash your outside. Have you spent your life not washing your body?
MISTRESS BRI


I don't know about you but I have never washed INSIDE my asshole before.
When else, other than in hospital procedures, would it be needed to wash INSIDE the asshole anyway?



CuriousAboutYou -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 5:04:57 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I use Toluene or Acetone.


I'll try that. Thanks.



SweetlySadistic1 -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 5:20:35 PM)

Go buy one of these dealios and use the enema attachment that comes with it. It works wonders. lol

SweetlySadistic1



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 5:43:27 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousAboutYou


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I use Toluene or Acetone.


I'll try that. Thanks.


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angelikaJ -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 5:49:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousAboutYou


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I use Toluene or Acetone.


I'll try that. Thanks.



Only IF you have a deathwish.



angelikaJ -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 5:53:02 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousAboutYou


quote:

ORIGINAL: mistressbri60501

Start with enema then wash your outside. Have you spent your life not washing your body?
MISTRESS BRI


I don't know about you but I have never washed INSIDE my asshole before.
When else, other than in hospital procedures, would it be needed to wash INSIDE the asshole anyway?


My suggestion is to get this book and read it:
http://www.amazon.com/Anal-Pleasure-Health-Guide-Couples/dp/0940208377

For the most part, the rectum is only a temporary storage facility.
It is empty until you have to poop.
If you find residue is left behind then try upping your fiber intake.
It should make for a cleaner and more complete exit.



joybaby -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/19/2014 9:19:28 PM)

don't use fleet enemas. They soften the stool and make it gooey…the goal is to get it all out without making a mudslide. Warm, soapy water enemas work best…get on your hands and knees, then put your chest down so your ass is up in the air. Insert the enema and hold it in as long as you can. It will get everything out if not the first time, then it should by the second time. Baby wipes are great for wrapping around your finger and poking up inside to make sure you're clean. Sometimes, inserting a soapy finger can cause a bowel movement on its own, and an enema isn't needed. After enough practice, you'll be able to tell which approach to take, based on how close you are to having a bowel movement normally….if you stick a finger up and feel one "in the chamber", then fingering yourself with a soapy finger might be sufficient. If you feel you're going to have to go soon, but it hasn't gotten that close yet, then a soapy enema might be needed.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/20/2014 3:32:11 AM)


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ORIGINAL: angelikaJ


quote:

ORIGINAL: CuriousAboutYou


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I use Toluene or Acetone.


I'll try that. Thanks.



Only IF you have a deathwish.


After I'm done, just to make sure I got everything out, I light a match down there.



DaddySatyr -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/20/2014 4:31:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

After I'm done, just to make sure I got everything out, I light a match down there.



Armageddon!

quote:

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In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake ...









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InHisHeart -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/20/2014 7:52:59 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

After I'm done, just to make sure I got everything out, I light a match down there.


Kill two birds with one stone, make sure everything is out and get rid of annoying ass hair.





ResidentSadist -> RE: How do you clean your asshole before a meeting? (6/20/2014 7:59:59 AM)



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