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going out thursday - 7/2/2014 3:10:58 PM

daykoper

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So we are going out Thursday to dinner and the movies and I am looking for ideas for things that we can do in public to ramp up the intensity for our post going out scene. any ideas would be appreciated and I can even post an update as to what happened and how it went. thanks

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 3:41:40 PM

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We don't know you. We can't even view your profile to get to know you. We don't know if you're male, female, or trans, Dom or sub, and we have no idea who you're with.

Hell, we don't even know what movie you're seeing and what's for dinner.

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 5:25:50 PM

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Yeah, do things in public that will get you charged as sex offenders. That will be one unforgettable scene.

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 5:43:53 PM

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Oh Steven, lighten up. We can give generic information to someone that we have no idea who they are, male or female, sub, dom, top, bottom, playful kinkster, hardcore fetishist, or blow up doll.

To the OP, here are a few suggestions:

1. Go out dressed as a carrot. Have your partner act like a bunny and eat you.

2. While at dinner, take a dildo and flop it on your plate. Call the waiter over and complain about it. Have your partner get all upset at you and have them ass fuck you with the dildo right there in the restaurant. You get a triple score for this if it happens to be a Chic-Fil-A.

3. Have your partner tie you to the front of a garbage truck. Have your partner offer people money to beat you with an empty can of tuna.

4. Go have a really swanky meal at a fine top quality restaurant, then get skin-grafted to your partner... go see movie afterward.

5. Go find a water buffalo. Dress them nicely in a tux. Take it to a children's movie and insist they they get in for free.

6. Get squirt-guns. Fill them with molten lead. You both take off all your clothes and have a battle in the middle of the highway. Remember to scream "GOT YOU" a lot. If caught by the authorities, claim you were rehearsing for your upcoming roles in a feature film about pencils.

7. Get surgical staples. Staple each other to the seats at the movie. Claim you sat on a Ju-Ju Bee. Sue everyone.

8. Buy the book 50 Shades of Gray. Read it like scriptures on the street corners. Try to convert others to BDSM.

9. Put marshmallows in the microwave. Film both of you reacting to what happened. Post on YouTube.

10. Get on your computer and ask for advice for how to spice things up for your date. Give as little information as possible about yourself. Never return to the thread.

See Steven? It wasn't difficult. Now you try.

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 7:07:19 PM

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~FRing it~

Invite a Giant Pacific Octopus to dinner with you both as the third wheel. Have him wear a top hat because...you know...this is some classy shit here and a damned octopus showing up in a backwards facing Compton hat like he was part of NWA just won't cut it. While at dinner, give him a guitar AND a banjo. This is supper important. Then have him play both parts of the dueling banjos song as inspired by the movie Deliverance on both instruments....4 tentacles playing the guitar and the other 4 tentacles playing the banjo.

How'd I do, Gauge?

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 7:45:19 PM

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Well done! ^5

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 7:45:43 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity

~FRing it~

Invite a Giant Pacific Octopus to dinner with you both as the third wheel. Have him wear a top hat because...you know...this is some classy shit here and a damned octopus showing up in a backwards facing Compton hat like he was part of NWA just won't cut it. While at dinner, give him a guitar AND a banjo. This is supper important. Then have him play both parts of the dueling banjos song as inspired by the movie Deliverance on both instruments....4 tentacles playing the guitar and the other 4 tentacles playing the banjo.

How'd I do, Gauge?

You forgot the swarm of locusts singing the Hallelujah Chorus... but not bad at all.

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 9:11:02 PM

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I try, I try. But damn it, how the hell could I have missed the locusts?!?! Total rookie mistake on my part

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 10:10:57 PM

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I try, I try. But damn it, how the hell could I have missed the locusts?!?! Total rookie mistake on my part

You did GREAT!

I guess I won't mention the squeegee.

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 10:45:24 PM

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Gauge, that last suggestion is a bit out there. Who the hell would try something like THAT?

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 10:50:46 PM

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Gauge, that last suggestion is a bit out there. Who the hell would try something like THAT?

Are you referring to suggestion 10 or the squeegee? Or both?

Even so, I know suggestion 10 was out there, a bit extreme for my liking, but frankly it just oozes kinky... doesn't it?

The squeegee is totally reasonable.

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 11:42:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

Gauge, that last suggestion is a bit out there. Who the hell would try something like THAT?

Are you referring to suggestion 10 or the squeegee? Or both?

Even so, I know suggestion 10 was out there, a bit extreme for my liking, but frankly it just oozes kinky... doesn't it?

The squeegee is totally reasonable.

Suggestion 10. The squeegee was a bit too reasonable. Dare I call it vanilla?

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RE: going out thursday - 7/2/2014 11:47:53 PM

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Suggestion 10. The squeegee was a bit too reasonable. Dare I call it vanilla?

Oh sure. What are you, some sort of princess? The squeegee doesn't live up to your standards of kink? Did you write the Twue UberTurboBDSM Manual Magna Carta? Just because it isn't YOUR kink, doesn't mean it doesn't fit into MY kink.

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RE: going out thursday - 7/3/2014 12:36:29 AM

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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

Suggestion 10. The squeegee was a bit too reasonable. Dare I call it vanilla?

Oh sure. What are you, some sort of princess? The squeegee doesn't live up to your standards of kink? Did you write the Twue UberTurboBDSM Manual Magna Carta? Just because it isn't YOUR kink, doesn't mean it doesn't fit into MY kink.

Gasp! I expected more Twue Domliness out of one such as you!

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RE: going out thursday - 7/3/2014 3:19:08 AM

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5. Go find a water buffalo. Dress them nicely in a tux. Take it to a children's movie and insist they they get in for free.

THIS.
Why trash an innocent water buffalo's mind with drivel like Frozen?
No, I really have to stop you there, people should not torture animals, even for the purpose of kink.

Smh

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RE: going out thursday - 7/3/2014 10:45:43 AM

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THIS.
Why trash an innocent water buffalo's mind with drivel like Frozen?
No, I really have to stop you there, people should not torture animals, even for the purpose of kink.

Smh

Boy, some of you don't recognize humor. Like you could find a tux for a water buffalo.

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