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Please help - 7/10/2006 8:24:27 PM

desertdancer

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Well since everyone knows Im PMS'ing today, I'm having a little problem...see I have this delicious cake, it's got fresh cherries and mmm cream and OH GOD I want some, I really really want some... but I've got a wedding dress to get into so I have been watching my hips, to make sure they don't grow..bigger.. PLEASE PLEASE someone tell me not to go into the kitchen and eat that damn cake. I have NO will power when I'm PMs'ing and I can't just toss the cake out, my mom made it.... * whimpers..sadly*

~dancer

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 8:26:53 PM

litleone8620

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I would gladly take that cake off your hands, but i, too, am watching my hips, and there's ice cream in my freezer calling my name. Get it away!

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 8:33:59 PM

ShreveportMaster

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places a finger under dancer's chin, gently tips her head back, and locks her eyes to Mine.
you will not eat that cake, you will be a good girl, and forgo that immediate pleasure, for the lasting one of the pride and joy on your Master's face when He sees His property, beautiful, and sweet lovely in her wedding gown, not looking like a sack of doorknobs. The first would be gone in minutes, the second you will treasure forever.

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 8:35:50 PM

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OMG that was absolutely wonderful....

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 8:38:13 PM

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There are two ways I can go around this since you are PMSing, I can go with the gentle suggestive way which has a lower chance of working.

Or I can go with the more..."efficient" tiger way of doing this which has a pretty high percentage of working, though it may have some...consequences.

so....which you want?

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 8:41:42 PM

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*whispers to desert* take the second one!

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 8:44:01 PM

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when is the wedding?

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 8:49:17 PM

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Go eat it you can do it. Its calling your name: dancer come eat me. I hear it calling you.

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 8:57:41 PM

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Shreve thank you! * smiles brightly and puts down the fork* You saved me jsut as I was about to crumble... Your making some girl one happy lass if you handle her the way you just did me

Tiger, for littleone's benifit I'll go with option 2 please

...any wayward, your cruel, cruel cruel cruel!

~dancer

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 9:00:14 PM

litleone8620

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Yay!

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 9:03:13 PM

LiliesDoGrow

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Awww Dancer! You don't want to eat some nasty foul hip spreading cake. You want to feast on your happiness that you're getting married!

Good luck to you and yours. Give your mum a kiss for making it for you, but put it in the fridge for now.

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 9:06:34 PM

LotusSong

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Nothing tastes as good as success. Take the cake, put it in the freezer and you can have it later.

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 9:16:26 PM

Rumtiger

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okay...just remember it's not gonna be pretty, so if you'r really not sure, skip the big paragraph that follows, dont even look at a word or you'll get the blood demon on my ass.

*ahem*

You know how fucking huge your gonna be, walking around in white with a cake bouncing around in you? corsets arent typically looked well on in a church you know? I think I read a little book called Moby Dick describing such a scene, dont you know the rules, your supposed to get all pudgy after the ring is on the finger, hell you really want the cake, have it during your honeymoon, hell maybe you can get creative and use it with your honeymoon if your into that sorta thing. Just remember that cherries will kill you though, they help cause heart attacks when thier coupled with a shitload of fat, well whaddya know theres our friggin topic! Okay, you dont wanna waste food, I can understand that, heres an idea..have someone else eat it, more then one mouth in the world yah know?

*end*

I actually had to kinda....cut some stuff out, decided to go a little more easy on you. Got a second dose if needed.

Have a super day.

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 9:23:09 PM

Rumtiger

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oh..and when your mom wasent looking I think I saw a bird take a shit in the cake, love that cream now dontcha?

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 9:41:12 PM

WayWardSoul

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quote:

ORIGINAL: desertdancer

Shreve thank you! * smiles brightly and puts down the fork* You saved me jsut as I was about to crumble... Your making some girl one happy lass if you handle her the way you just did me

Tiger, for littleone's benifit I'll go with option 2 please

...any wayward, your cruel, cruel cruel cruel!

~dancer

I'm sorry dancer, I read your profile and saw you was a redhead with green eyes, and my ex was a redhead with green eyes. So maybe I was taking the bad out on you, and you know you don't want to do it. Ya got to love the redheads with green eyes but hate them at the same time.

Best wishes and many happy years to come.
WWS

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 9:57:46 PM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

Ya got to love the redheads with green eyes but hate them at the same time.

Hmmm..... drums fingers on the table...
This green-eyed redhead doesn't know whether to use her evil eye stare at WWS, or just agree with him, knowing how I can be (although never with Master)...
Hmmm.... maybe a quick evil eye, and then run away giggling, imagining that my ex probably thinks the same thing... lol

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 10:09:51 PM

WayWardSoul

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quote:

This green-eyed redhead doesn't know whether to use her evil eye

*shivers* I know that look all to well

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 10:18:01 PM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: WayWardSoul

quote:

This green-eyed redhead doesn't know whether to use her evil eye

*shivers* I know that look all to well

LOL... I tried using my evil eye once on Master in the beginning vanilla stage, and He simply looked at me and asked if I was in pain or had heartburn or something like that, because I was scowling so hard. Kinda ruined my moment since I started laughing... That was a TPE moment if I ever heard of one!

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 10:19:43 PM

ShreveportMaster

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gives desert a hug, and a kiss on her curls. Sadly, I am alone at present, but I do understand a slave's need for a little gentle, but firm reinforcement from time to time. btw, congrats on the wedding, and I think your Master has found a jewel. (of course I can be a tad bit prejudiced as I am especially fond of redheads...especially with green eyes, and a pony-tail)

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RE: Please help - 7/10/2006 10:24:21 PM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShreveportMaster

(of course I can be a tad bit prejudiced as I am especially fond of redheads...especially with green eyes, and a pony-tail)

Dear SM,

May I compliment you on your outstanding good taste?

~ DRH

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 7/10/2006 10:25:15 PM >

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