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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 12:50:03 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		I'm sure they do little one... I think dark hair is beautiful, in fact sadly Master prefers it.. why couldn't I fall for a man who go wild for redheads?  I can't wear my hair dark, I'd look like snow white being so pale... I did try it once though.. people kept asking me if I was getting enough rest! * giggles*

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 12:58:03 PM   
litleone8620


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Status: offline 		Actually my hair isn't naturally that dark. It's more like a light brown. But i was still getting blonde jokes even though i hadn't been blonde for years, so i dyed it a darker brown. But shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone.

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 1:04:19 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		Cuddle I think your beyond cute, if I were into girls, I'd have a green eyed brunette fetish just for you... I'm not into girls though and even if I were Master doesn't share.. * shrugs*

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 1:05:40 PM   
litleone8620


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Status: offline 		That would make sense if my name was cuddle....... 

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 1:08:16 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		Oh my gosh, your right! Sorry littleone, see I just think your cute and cuddlesome!  Let's cuddle!


I'm workin on about an hour of sleep, so the fact that I can still make any sense at all makes me happy


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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 1:14:29 PM   
litleone8620


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Status: offline 		I hear you. You make sense to me.....

It's these forums, they're too damn addicting.

*cuddles up to dancer* are you sure your Master won't mind?

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 1:38:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		I need a cuddle too lol

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 1:50:24 PM   
litleone8620


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Status: offline 		Awwwwwwwwwww *throws arms around yorkie* Do you need to talk about you turning 33?

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 1:53:29 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		Arghhhhhhh u mentioned my bday lol.
I dont wanna talk about that no - im dreading it.
Im pi**ed off in general hun is all lol

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 2:03:45 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		See, this little gem of a thread I just found tells me alot about why I could never be submissive.
(please know I am in uber fiesty mode and being silly )
But you see, if someone made me a superduperchocolateraspberry(substituding raspberries for cherries cuz I think cherries are BLECK!!) cake, there is only one way it would matter about the wedding dress thing. Putting this in hetro perspective here......if that guy was busting his ass to have six pack abbs, going without his fav. tasty treats, worrying about how scrumpdillishious he was going to look on that wedding day I MIGHT forgo the cake, prolly verbally smack the mom that made it cuz she should know better, put it in the freezer, tell mom she better make a fresh one AFTER the wedding and be really evil to the guy for trying to look better than ME on the wedding day. And THEN just MAYBE I would go for a walk, kick a few bratty kids along the way (kidding!!)  and grumble and not eat the blasted cake.



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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 2:09:06 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Nope, I thought about it some more.......I would definately eat some of the cake after the walk. Rewarding myself for the walk and all. Then if after all that the dress didn't fit right, be mad and grumpy at the world in general. It would of course be the dresses fault.....

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 2:48:27 PM   
desertdancer


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Status: offline 		See LeTigress, this is just it, Master IS worried 'bout his abs, he does have a six pack...well more like an eight pack.  He always is working out and is conscious of how he looks, however this is not about D/s for me, this is 'bout a girl wanting to look her best for her wedding.. I brought it to the boards here because in that moment I was desperately wanting that damn cake! * Smiles* 

If truth be told, Master likes girls who are fluffy and encourages me to eat eat eat and to eat everything I want, that's why I have to be so careful, because the inner PMS'ing me wants to listen to him and have a free for all in a bakery.. like I said, I'm not fat or to thin, I could probably lose a coupla pounds so that's why it's paramount that i DO NOT EAT THAT CAKE!!!!!!!

However, I love the idea of taking a walk and kicking some kiddies... you speak to my evil side, I knew there was a reason why I like you so much!

~dancer


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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 4:24:08 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

you speak to my evil side



See...  my fellow, GERH, who also happens to use my retired avatar of choice (good taste), I knew there was an evil side hidden somewhere in the deep, dark recesses of you...  I keep mine tucked away, just for special occasions...

Congrats on your upcoming wedding!

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 4:32:53 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		* walks in eating a big ol hankering of chocolate cake with double chocolate frosting and 2 huge scoops of denali ice cream* .... SOOOoooooo are we still on the red head thing or did we go back to someone plumping up from a small snack .. lmaooooo ....... *dives out the window*

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 5:06:41 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Gathers all the GERH's and other girlie-girls and holds out giant sheet to catch Tamer. 
* removes edible yummies from his hands, and wonders if he thought the window was the easy way out, lol *

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 5:12:37 PM   
SavageFaerie


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Status: offline 		He should know by now that you cant outwit GERH's and girlie-girlies, there is strength in bewbie numbers

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 5:54:55 PM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		Okay, this won't be as good as Mom's, but you CAN kill the craving and make it easier on yourself!  Get a slice of fat-free, sugar-free angel food cake, and top it with a few fresh cherries and fat-free whipped cream.  It's amazingly low in calories.  Then, take a long walk each day for the next couple days.  Your hips will never know. 

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 8:17:12 PM   
ShreveportMaster


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Status: offline 		gathers all the lovelies into a giant hug and delights in all the warm girly parts pressed against Me  Note, I will gladly dispense hugs at anytime, and if y'all are ever anywhere near Shreveport, give a shout and stop by for a real one.

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 8:56:35 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		heh heh heh .... I guess my plot worked after all ..... mwuhahahahaha

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RE: Please help - 7/11/2006 9:02:36 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Sneaky...
Mind of an evil genius...
I can appreciate those things in a kinky person...

*offers hand outstretched to shake Tamer's*
*hides joy buzzer in palm* 
*smiles innocently* 

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