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HotinFlorida -> Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 11:59:01 AM)

Just curious to hear experiences.




smartsub10 -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:02:43 PM)

When I was married there weren't any in-laws that I was even remotely attracted to.
So, ugh, no.




DaddySatyr -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:05:11 PM)


If we're talking actual walked-down-the-aisle or stood-in-front-of-a-judge, then; No.

If we're talking about family members of ladies with whom I was in a relationship? Hell to the YES!







Screen captures still RULE! Ya feel me?




freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:07:05 PM)

Once, a few years ago at a drunken party, I fucked my SIL.

Wasn't anything special and it was no different to shagging any other girl not in my life at the time.

So.... nothing much to report.




FieryOpal -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:07:08 PM)

~ FR ~
quote:

ORIGINAL: HotinFlorida

Just curious to hear experiences.

Don't shit where you eat. [X(]




InHisHeart -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:09:25 PM)

nope




HotinFlorida -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:13:22 PM)

U can include family members of people you dated as well. That works.




DaddySatyr -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:18:23 PM)

In that case; several times.

When I was younger, I had this propensity for dating twins (either one or both). Three times I was dating both and once, I was only dating one and her sister kept hitting on me.

There was also the recently-separated (young-ish) aunt of a young lady I was dating. Her self-esteem was in the toilet and my insanely possessive girlfriend asked me to put a smile on her face (she didn't want to know about it and we never discussed it, ever again).







Screen captures still RULE! Ya feel me?




InHisHeart -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:23:21 PM)

Does a half sister of a step brother of an adopted cousin of a guy I dated count?





FelineRanger -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 12:57:40 PM)

Have you shot your wad yet, OP?




thompsonx -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 3:11:43 PM)

ORIGINAL: HotinFlorida

Just curious to hear experiences.


My name is tom jones. I was a foundling. There is a rather interesting account of my first meeting with my birth mother by a mr. fielding.

No I am not from kentucky





ThePrincessKali -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 3:31:28 PM)

Why not just preface with, "I want something to jack off to?"




thishereboi -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/27/2014 8:36:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HotinFlorida

U can include family members of people you dated as well. That works.



still nope




Gauge -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/28/2014 2:38:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HotinFlorida

Just curious to hear experiences.


Yeah... about that. You couldn't find some bad fan fiction out there like an erotic Walton's story?




Gauge -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/28/2014 2:40:02 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ThePrincessKali

Why not just preface with, "I want something to jack off to?"


One does not simply walk into Mordor.




HotinFlorida -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/28/2014 8:32:28 AM)

Ok not that kind of place I guess. I would rather this thread be deleted( moderator I'm talking to you) This thread is going no where. I actually didn't shoot a wad people. I just like to ruffle some feathers and yes I think certain scenarios are hot. But this thread is not.




InHisHeart -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/28/2014 10:03:49 AM)

Not enough spank bank material for ya?

Oh well........
[sm=boohoo.gif]




HotinFlorida -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/28/2014 10:37:20 AM)

Fine I want to be bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

oh yeah oh yeah




Blonderfluff -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/28/2014 10:39:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HotinFlorida

Ok not that kind of place I guess. I would rather this thread be deleted( moderator I'm talking to you) This thread is going no where. I actually didn't shoot a wad people. I just like to ruffle some feathers and yes I think certain scenarios are hot. But this thread is not.

It won't be deleted. It will stand a a testimony to anyone who looks at your profile, looking for...whatever. Well done! Now everyone knows soooo much about you.

Edit for kindness.

You can still make a recovery here. Go to Introductions. Make a "mea culpa" statement about the silly thread you started. Tell us something about the real you. We've all misjudged places and people. Just a suggestion....




Blonderfluff -> RE: Has anyone ever had sex with an In-law? (7/28/2014 10:43:58 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: HotinFlorida

Fine I want to be bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

oh yeah oh yeah

Omg. Awesome. [sm=whoa.gif][sm=whoa.gif][sm=whoa.gif]




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