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Can I have a pony? - 7/11/2006 4:41:02 AM   
pahunkboy


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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/11/2006 5:10:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Funnily enough a farm up the road from me has got two new ponies. Ill steal ya one u want the black or dark brown? lol

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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/11/2006 5:43:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Do you want a pony or do you want to be a pony?

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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/11/2006 9:02:14 AM   
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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/11/2006 9:41:35 AM   
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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/11/2006 4:45:09 PM   
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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/11/2006 8:41:23 PM   
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*gives you 10 cigars to smoke all in a row and a vomit bucket*...oh wait that is the wrong parental clichet....*looks in attic for chia pet.*

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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/12/2006 5:55:51 AM   
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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/12/2006 9:45:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		you really do need to specify what type of pony you want - the flesh and blood kind, or the wooden punishment kind.

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RE: Can I have a pony? - 7/12/2006 1:53:55 PM   
Gauge


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Status: offline 		No, you simply may not have a pony. We do not know if you are qualified to own a pony, or if you will give it a good home. What are your past experiences with ponies? Have you ever read any books about ponies? Have you ever read any books to a pony? Will you keep the pony in your bedroom or will you allow it to run free? Will you housebreak your pony? Will you teach it to do tricks? Owning a pony is a big responsibility... you just do not go out on a whim and become a pony owner. The animal shelters are filled with ponies that people thought they wanted.

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Where's Sunset? - 7/12/2006 2:33:46 PM   
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RE: Where's Sunset? - 7/14/2006 8:44:20 AM   
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RE: Where's Sunset? - 7/14/2006 2:42:58 PM   
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RE: Where's Sunset? - 7/16/2006 4:00:11 AM   
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RE: Where's Sunset? - 7/16/2006 4:16:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		*walks in dragging a saw horse wrapped in sandpaper with a pony head glued to the front of it ..... pulls outa horse whip* ..... did someone ask for a pony ??

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RE: Where's Sunset? - 7/16/2006 6:20:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		uh no...don't want no pony here.

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RE: Where's Sunset? - 7/16/2006 8:35:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah. . . he did. .  *points to OP*



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