Gauge -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 9:51:03 AM)
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To stay on topic before drifting wildly off topic and plunging headlong into the absurd: OP, I hope your search for the site is going well. quote:
ORIGINAL: subrosaDom If we walk together, do you think that our combined SUPER DOM POWER will make us run into lots of sex slaves? Because that would be -- something to be bottled and sold. TPE = Totally Pissant Expression. I think. I haven't had a full cup of coffee yet... here is how my brain works without the aid of caffeine: subroasDom: Gauge, let's go get some sluts. Gauge: Yeah, we need to pay the mortgage on the entire city block we own just to house these cute little toys. subrosaDom: So, we go for a walk again? Gauge: Of course, but for fuck sake, stop tripping over them, the last one sued us for pain and suffering because you were wearing steel tipped boots. subrosaDom: Goddammit Gauge, they are all over the place, it is fucking absurd to expect to not trip all over them. Gauge: (sighs) I know... it is our burden. subrosaDom: (sighs) Gauge: Ready? subrosaDom: Ready. **subrosaDom and Gauge look at each other and extend one arm toward the other, their hands are fists. On each others hand is a shiny metallic ring of strange and wonderful design. They put their fists together and bright light and sparks fly all around them.** Both: (Loudly) WONDER DOM POWERS... ACTIVATE! Gauge: FORM OF DOMLY DOM! subrosaDom: FORM OF... you sonofabitch... I wanted to be the Domly Dom this time. Gauge: (glaring angrily) Say it... Fucking SAY IT! subrosaDom: OK, OK, OK, OK... FORM OF.... this is silly... Gauge: SAY IT! subrosaDom: FORM OF SIR SLUTSALOT! **Nothing perceptible seems to happen to either of them** Gauge: Your heart wasn't in it... was it? subrosaDom: No, no, it was, or do you forget that this is what happens all the time? We never transform. Gauge: Shush you... you are harshing my mellow. subrosaDom: (rolls eyes) So, where should we go this time? Gauge: We follow the yellow slut road. subrosaDom: Follow the yellow slut road? Gauge: Yes, follow the yellow slut road. Both: (in unison) Follow the yellow slut road. Follow the yellow slut road... (rhythmically chanting) Follow the yellow slut road... FOLLOW THE YELLOW SLUT ROAD! **Gauge and subrosaDom join arms and go skipping down a path, covered in sluts, tripping over them. As they trip over the sluts, the sluts get up, join arms and skip down the path chanting with their newly found Masters. They are also followed by a small dog affectionately known as Sir Toto FwuffyPuppy, who keeps tripping over slutty dogs.** -Fade to black-
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