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ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 9:14:15 AM)

Hey, the condo above should score some points, right?




Gauge -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 9:51:03 AM)

To stay on topic before drifting wildly off topic and plunging headlong into the absurd:

OP, I hope your search for the site is going well.


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ORIGINAL: subrosaDom

If we walk together, do you think that our combined SUPER DOM POWER will make us run into lots of sex slaves? Because that would be -- something to be bottled and sold.

TPE = Totally Pissant Expression. I think.



I haven't had a full cup of coffee yet... here is how my brain works without the aid of caffeine:

subroasDom: Gauge, let's go get some sluts.

Gauge: Yeah, we need to pay the mortgage on the entire city block we own just to house these cute little toys.

subrosaDom: So, we go for a walk again?

Gauge: Of course, but for fuck sake, stop tripping over them, the last one sued us for pain and suffering because you were wearing steel tipped boots.

subrosaDom: Goddammit Gauge, they are all over the place, it is fucking absurd to expect to not trip all over them.

Gauge: (sighs) I know... it is our burden.

subrosaDom: (sighs)

Gauge: Ready?

subrosaDom: Ready.

**subrosaDom and Gauge look at each other and extend one arm toward the other, their hands are fists. On each others hand is a shiny metallic ring of strange and wonderful design. They put their fists together and bright light and sparks fly all around them.**

Both: (Loudly) WONDER DOM POWERS... ACTIVATE!

Gauge: FORM OF DOMLY DOM!

subrosaDom: FORM OF... you sonofabitch... I wanted to be the Domly Dom this time.

Gauge: (glaring angrily) Say it... Fucking SAY IT!

subrosaDom: OK, OK, OK, OK... FORM OF.... this is silly...

Gauge: SAY IT!

subrosaDom: FORM OF SIR SLUTSALOT!

**Nothing perceptible seems to happen to either of them**

Gauge: Your heart wasn't in it... was it?

subrosaDom: No, no, it was, or do you forget that this is what happens all the time? We never transform.

Gauge: Shush you... you are harshing my mellow.

subrosaDom: (rolls eyes) So, where should we go this time?

Gauge: We follow the yellow slut road.

subrosaDom: Follow the yellow slut road?

Gauge: Yes, follow the yellow slut road.

Both: (in unison) Follow the yellow slut road. Follow the yellow slut road... (rhythmically chanting) Follow the yellow slut road... FOLLOW THE YELLOW SLUT ROAD!

**Gauge and subrosaDom join arms and go skipping down a path, covered in sluts, tripping over them. As they trip over the sluts, the sluts get up, join arms and skip down the path chanting with their newly found Masters. They are also followed by a small dog affectionately known as Sir Toto FwuffyPuppy, who keeps tripping over slutty dogs.**

-Fade to black-









ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 10:05:09 AM)

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Dayum! That needs a sequel.

Jus sayin




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 10:11:21 AM)

I'm in for the condo myself. TPE baby[:D]




aphrodite5 -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 10:54:03 AM)

~Fast Reply~

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You can find a bunch of NSA relationships on dating sites. In fact, I've gotten to the point where I use that as a test. If I can have a NSA relationship, then I know that's not the girl for me.


Does this make anyone else cringe? I'm reading this as a serious case of Madonna/Whore Complex. Like any girl who admits to enjoying sex is not relationship material.

This may not be what you mean, OP, but I think what people are saying is that the problem isn't the website. CollarSpace has lots of folk looking for relationships. CollarSpace is free. It meets your criteria. If you aren't finding what you're looking for, maybe it's something you're doing.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 10:58:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: aphrodite5

. Like any girl who admits to enjoying sex is not relationship material.



That's wot makes her relationship material! No one likes to sleep in the wet spot, so I prefer an over achiever that makes sure everyone has to sleep in the wet spot... That's the girl for me.

Jus sayin




littleladybug -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 11:08:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

You're just not using enough bait. You need do show them what they're missing out on.

[img]http://deborahgilbert42.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/alex_mansion28329.jpg[/img]

Jus sayin



Wow, a GE??? Now that's high class...

To the OP:

There's such a thing as *too much information* put into a profile.

I understand that you want to be "real" in terms of your employment situation. However, it brings up, at least to me, quite a few questions. Why are you unemployed? What's your training? What are your employment prospects?-- to give just a few. Combine that with your stated desire to find a slave with a good job and the willingness to give you control of her money-- it's probably a huge turnoff to the people you are trying to attract.

I'm not suggesting that you should not broach this subject early on, but it might benefit you to cast your net a bit wider in the beginning of your search. Why not wait until you actually start chatting with someone to bring this up-- which gives her the opportunity to ask questions, and you the chance to explain things? You never know what someone would be willing to work with once they get to know you....

Whether you like it or not, money is an important issue. I've been involved with people with really good jobs, and people who were scraping to get by. All other things being equal, I'll take the person with a good job any day of the week. As I am sure you are aware, money issues can be a huge strain on a relationship. However, with that being said, do you have prospects? I certainly can't speak for all women, but IMO, that is a huge consideration. If the future looks bright, I can overlook "today's issues" quite a bit.

And, as far as the finding people to fuck issue. Yup. That's easy. And yes, a good way to weed out those who are not interested in a committed relationship.

As much as you seem to want to rail against it, the advice that you have been given here to "be patient" is spot on. When I lost my last Dom, and was ready to get back out to meet people, my plan was simple-- hold my nose and dive right in. Whether it's here or on any other site, there is quite a bit of work involved to weed through who you consider to be "undesirable". It does usually require quite a bit of chatting-- which is why I suggested what I did about your profile. The more people you actually chat with, the better your odds.





SeekingTrinity -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 11:35:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Hey, the condo above should score some points, right?


Fridge box condo totally counts...but only if it's located under a bridge. Waterfront boxes are 24/7TPE slave magnets [:)]


And Gauge gets my vote for winning the interwebz today! That was some seriously funny shit. It was even funnier than OP's temper tantrum




ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 11:38:25 AM)


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ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

Hey, the condo above should score some points, right?


Fridge box condo totally counts...but only if it's located under a bridge. Waterfront boxes are 24/7TPE slave magnets [:)]


Yep, I has waterfront GE condo. I'm about to add an Amanna second wing, should triple my net worth.

I know, I get sexier by the minute.

Jus sayin




SeekingTrinity -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 11:47:26 AM)

Totally! I'm tempted to trade in my switch card for a 24/7 TPE slave card just thinking about that Amana box addition. Add a stove box gazebo out back. You will be tripping over ladies just like OP if you do




ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 11:56:56 AM)

An Electrolux widows walk is in the works. How tempting is that?




searching4mysir -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 12:16:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: master247ltr

So everyone is basically going to refuse to address the big elephant/question in the room. (NO ONE HAS GIVEN A FREE M/S DATING SITE).


Cupcake, you are already on one. It isn't the site that is your problem. People have been able to find relationships on POF or OKC just as easily as they do here. You just have to word your ad appropriately.

I don't see a woman giving you control of her finances, however, until you can prove you've got your shit together with your own.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 12:32:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

quote:

ORIGINAL: master247ltr

So everyone is basically going to refuse to address the big elephant/question in the room. (NO ONE HAS GIVEN A FREE M/S DATING SITE).


Cupcake, you are already on one. It isn't the site that is your problem. People have been able to find relationships on POF or OKC just as easily as they do here. You just have to word your ad appropriately.

I don't see a woman giving you control of her finances, however, until you can prove you've got your shit together with your own.



Collarspace tip#42: if you're referred to as Cupcake, you have larger issues than lack of success on a dating site.




InHisHeart -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 1:46:18 PM)

Ahhh, the dream palace I've been looking for. If following the yellow slut road leads me to a waterfront GE condo, I'm in, I can be the sluttiest slut slut slut there is.

There's nothing alluring about a Dom that whines and throws temper tantrums. Now Doms who have the wonderfully creative mindset like Gauge, subrosaDom and ExiledTyrant will seduce any slave/sub/slut.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 1:52:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: InHisHeart

Ahhh, the dream palace I've been looking for. If following the yellow slut road leads me to a waterfront GE condo, I'm in, I can be the sluttiest slut slut slut there is.

There's nothing alluring about a Dom that whines and throws temper tantrums. Now Doms who have the wonderfully creative mindset like Gauge, subrosaDom and ExiledTyrant will seduce any slave/sub/slut.



To truly be the slutiest slut slut slut that ever was or ever will be, you have to pass the cyclone test.

Jus sayin




GreedyTop -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 1:59:31 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Gauge


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ORIGINAL: master247ltr

I was wondering if anyone has any idea on what is the best Master/Slave dating site out there that is free?




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But, finding a TPE slave is pretty hard because you can't be on sometimes and then off whenever.


You keep saying TPE, but I am not sure it means what you think it means.





Damn you. Now I have to unpack Princess Bride, after I had packed all my DVDs. (btw, no joy on Pi, huh?)




ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 2:07:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop


Damn you. Now I have to unpack Princess Bride, after I had packed all my DVDs. (btw, no joy on Pi, huh?)


If the movie is in the bottom of the box, you'll find me short of "charm".




GreedyTop -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 2:41:23 PM)

In the typically unorganised manner I have(and in the one week I have left to pack), I have started randomly throwing things into boxes (although, this time I am trying to keep like with like). THis means that I have absolutely NO IDEA where TPB is in the box.

I'm still cute, though.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 2:46:35 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I'm still cute, though.


There is that.




InHisHeart -> RE: What is the best M/S dating site out there that is free? (9/12/2014 3:22:04 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

To truly be the slutiest slut slut slut that ever was or ever will be, you have to pass the cyclone test.

Jus sayin


I'll just say I don't need a ceiling fan to hold on to. I'm a slut with many great talents.




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