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A Fitness Band for Maso's - 9/17/2014 10:06:12 AM

shiftyw

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http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/pavlok-zaps-you-into-fitness-082714

But seriously...

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RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's - 9/17/2014 10:13:56 AM

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If it came with a remote, or better, a pager number, I'd buy you one.

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RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's - 9/17/2014 10:17:36 AM

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Well-it lets all your friends know you're being a lazy fuck and they can zap your ass via facebook or something.

So should I expect it in the mail upon release? I mean I am trying to lose weight and my fitbit doesn't do fun electro play with me!

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RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's - 9/17/2014 10:23:11 AM

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I've always wanted to establish the "thinking of you" corp. we would provide small insertable pagers with the most insane vibration function you can imagine.

Naturally I would use it for evil. I'd send one to the president and wait for the state of the union address and then dial ;)

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RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's - 9/17/2014 10:32:32 AM

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How long before a sub wraps that thing around the base of his cock.

Who wants to be guinea pig there?

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RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's - 9/17/2014 10:35:55 AM

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ORIGINAL: AAkasha

How long before a sub wraps that thing around the base of his cock.

Who wants to be guinea pig there?

OMG! You sick, fucking twisted.... Wait, I'm just complimenting you, aren't I?

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RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's - 9/17/2014 12:32:55 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant

quote:

ORIGINAL: AAkasha

How long before a sub wraps that thing around the base of his cock.

Who wants to be guinea pig there?

OMG! You sick, fucking twisted.... Wait, I'm just complimenting you, aren't I?

YEP!

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