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SavageFaerie -> RE: Lets write a story (7/23/2006 8:05:28 PM)
We love you pretty dancer you shall be greatly missed.

ShreveportMaster -> RE: Lets write a story (7/23/2006 8:57:28 PM)
Meanwhile, on the Starship Linterprise, Shreve (masquerading as First Officer Sock) decides to test the ultimate weapon against bad humor, recently developed by Star Feet... the dreaded Photon Tomato. "Mr. Jackoff, target that giant dildo, and launch a full spread of Photon Tomatoes." "Yes Mr. Sock" replied Jackoff, and the Russian fingers (well, according to Lt. Awhorea he has rushin fingers) plied the controls, sending the dreaded projectiles out at the speed of dark. PPPPPPWWWWWWWeEeeeeaakkkkkkkkk! The Tomato imploded in a juicy Anti-Proton splat. "Dereckt hit ameedships vith Photon Tomato Sir" cried Jackoff in delight. The unpowered Dildo, it's batteries rendered useless by Tomato juice spun off into the vast reaches of interstellar space. Mr.Sock nodded, and then turned, leaving the bridge, going off in search of an Ore-Idan slave girl..not a green one, but one fully ripe, for the Poon-Tang was upon Him.

enigmabrat -> RE: Lets write a story (7/23/2006 9:13:19 PM)
(LOL what happend to bratlinf she get thrown out the airlock or something)

tinkerbellKH -> RE: Lets write a story (7/24/2006 12:12:58 AM)
hmm the whole story is about sex, i think everyone needs to get laid. everyone but me, i have beed laid 3x this week. smiles

chantrea -> RE: Lets write a story (7/24/2006 1:03:30 AM)
After finding a platter of whine and cheese in the room labeled Complaints (yeah, big surprise the whining going on there) and consuming it with un kajira like haste, trea sits back against the wall, finishing off the bottle of wine, watching the room spin. Hearing a small, giggly, heavily accented southern voice say in her ear... "Enjoy the poison?" She looks around, seeing tinkerbell, she smiles and waves to the girl, then chokes, gags and vomits. Watching her world spin before her, bright lights flashing before her eyes, tears stream down her cheeks as she thinks of all the people who won't know what happened to her as she expires, sinking into the darkness.....

litleone8620 -> RE: Lets write a story (7/24/2006 1:08:52 AM)
Then suddenly, the angel of mercy, LO, swoops down and saves chantry from an untimely death. "There won't be any deaths at this time." She says in a sing song voice. She sets chantry down in a happy place where no evil can reach her. And i mean NO EVIL. Chantry is surrounded by all her friends, and she is happy yet again.

chantrea -> RE: Lets write a story (7/24/2006 1:13:36 AM)
LOL ~floating in the happy place, she twirls in quiet glee~

twicehappy -> RE: Lets write a story (7/24/2006 5:35:53 AM)
Until suddenly they are sucked into a wormhole that sends the ship in orbit around planet collar me. They beam down and discover a strange people dressed in leather, lace and chains. The leader of the people owns a small two legged pet named benji who cannot appear to be potty trained which is why the crew was brought to this planet. Come says the femalr leader Bitatrouble i and my advisor LA shall take thee to the temple of the Mischief God Loki whom we think hath cursed this poor pup where ye shall be whipped and have strange phallic shaped rocks inserted into all your orifices. "What?" exclaims the crew! This is how we welcome all visitors to our world except the rare male subbie unicorn and all members of the 12th house on 12th street. and then mysteriously........

chantrea -> RE: Lets write a story (7/25/2006 12:22:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy Until suddenly they are sucked into a wormhole that sends the ship in orbit around planet collar me. They beam down and discover a strange people dressed in leather, lace and chains. The leader of the people owns a small two legged pet named benji who cannot appear to be potty trained which is why the crew was brought to this planet. Come says the femalr leader Bitatrouble i and my advisor LA shall take thee to the temple of the Mischief God Loki whom we think hath cursed this poor pup where ye shall be whipped and have strange phallic shaped rocks inserted into all your orifices. "What?" exclaims the crew! This is how we welcome all visitors to our world except the rare male subbie unicorn and all members of the 12th house on 12th street. and then mysteriously........ A black cloaked figure appears. Walking towards the grouping of people, and pushing back the hood, revealing Loki in all His godliness. Bitatrouble and LA hit their knees in the presence of their god. The assembly from the ship jsut look at Loki, until Bratling rushes forward crying... "LOKI!!!!! We thought you were a GONER!" He gives a low laugh, and scoops up Bratling, hugging her tight. Turning to Bitatrouble and LA, He says a few words and dismisses them with a negligent wave of His hand. "They won't bother you again, they don't know any better. Come friends, let us have a feast."

TheHouseOfHussey -> RE: Lets write a story (7/26/2006 11:11:40 AM)
But little did they know that Loki, the GOD of Lokiwood in the outskirts of Oklahoma had turned cannibalistic and the feast He was talking about would be them! Loki quickly tied up all of the girls and put them in a cage, locked it and put the key safely around His neck. He shot the Men, not to kill them, just wound them, tied them up, placed them on a spit over a open flame and started turning them slowly and basting them with butter, ummm, roasted chest nuts over a open fire..........and then..........

enigmabrat -> RE: Lets write a story (7/26/2006 2:41:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tinkerbellKH hmm the whole story is about sex, i think everyone needs to get laid. everyone but me, i have beed laid 3x this week. smiles (claps) we are all so happy for you!!! its a sad sad person that feels the need to share this kind of info in a public forum and normaly Id ignore it cuz I dont care if you been laid or not but frankly tinker I dont much care for you or how you act in these forums as far as Im consurned you and HOH deserve eachother you can be miserable and make fun of others that are so much better then you together ok rant and nastyness over back to your regularly schedualed thread

WayWardSoul -> RE: Lets write a story (7/26/2006 3:19:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tinkerbellKH hmm the whole story is about sex, i think everyone needs to get laid. everyone but me, i have beed laid 3x this week. smiles I just feel sorry for that poor chicken's ass

enigmabrat -> RE: Lets write a story (7/26/2006 3:29:27 PM)
(giggles) tehehe thanks WWS!!!!

desertdancer -> RE: Lets write a story (8/10/2006 10:33:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHouseOfHussey But little did they know that Loki, the GOD of Lokiwood in the outskirts of Oklahoma had turned cannibalistic and the feast He was talking about would be them! Loki quickly tied up all of the girls and put them in a cage, locked it and put the key safely around His neck. He shot the Men, not to kill them, just wound them, tied them up, placed them on a spit over a open flame and started turning them slowly and basting them with butter, ummm, roasted chest nuts over a open fire..........and then.......... The butter melting and running down the seared flesh of the men making Loki's stomach growl with angry hunger, he pranced, (much like a pirate of the carabien) over to Level's turning body and pulcked the apple right out of his mouth. Smiling down at his food he pat patted Level on his scrumptious ass and laughing out loud he said "Must not play with my food, me mum always said.' before he bit down into the slightly warmed apple, the juices running down his chin, Loki then turned and pranced back to the caged females. "Mmmmm" Loki purred as he ran the finger tips of his free hand down the front of his chest, his eyes gleaming he raked them over the poor shivering lasses and quirked a cruel half smile. "Hmmmm....I can't decide if I should fuck you whores, or save you for dessert." Loki teased as he fisted his strong fingers into TwiceLoved's (twice happy) hair at the nape of her neck, his grip making her cry out as the fine hairs there were tugged Loki brought her face closer to the bars of her cage and ground the bitten apple into her soft tender lips instantly making them swell with tingeling bruises. "Mayhap I will fuck you then eat you for dessert" He purrer into her ear, his breath making all her fine hairs lift and shiver down her spine, she squirmed in his grip as she spit out the ripe juices of the apple. Loki's eyes flashed as apple scented spillte landed onto his cheek, his whole body tensing he threw down the apple and lifting up his free hand to strike the shivering lass, he growled from low in his throat, making TwiceLoved go completely still with freight she could only watch as Loki's strong fist came towards her........ ((once again, please forgive spelling, I haven't gotten permission for a spell check added onto this machine))

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