IIapetus
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Hey OP.
Welcome - I am new here too.
I felt compelled to reply for one of two reasons. A., Your post was a masterpiece, and perfect storm, of provocative humor. In which case, I'll quit my job, you'll continue being lazy, but we'll go write a sitcom together. Or at the very least, a viral YouTube video. Guaranteed.
Or B., You're serious. In which case, whilst I am new here - and in no place to give D/s advice - perhaps some life advice might suffice. And as a disclaimer, I don't know you. And all I do know about you is in two paragraphs, and quite some paragraphs they were. You made quite an impression on me. Imagine the power of two paragraphs, nice ones about yourself, in your profile. That would be step one.
Here goes on step two, which will support step one. Enough experience in the vanilla world has taught me - you have to paint yourself in an at least marginally positive light. Don't lie. If you want real life connections, lies come undone mighty fast. So whilst I read a paraphrased collection of negatives - lazy, no money, wants it all done for him - you could be saying - "young, undergrad, investing in future", blah, blah. Or at least that's what I was thinking, whilst finishing lap 80 in the pool...
Okay, on to your biggest contextual boon - you're at college. Never again will you be among such a concentration of youthful, sexually active, generally switched-on, mostly available, financially challenged, people, ever again. Make the most of the opportunity. Make a connection to a group or society in the real world, or look for similarly collegial D listings online. Depending on college, most will be in the same boat financially, so you'll at least be dealing with that hindrance, through its sheer ubiquity among your studious peers.
Finally. On laziness. Learn this, and learn it good. As an adult, you have to do it for yourself. Mum and dad won't be around forever, and no one likes lazy. You'll only get away with laziness if you're outrageously beautiful. So beautiful, you're a candidate to be put in a transparent box in an art gallery. Or cryogenically frozen to demonstrate to future generations the physical zenith humanity reached. Or you're Harrison Ford, circa 1979, the Apocalypse Now vintage Harrison. (I jest, HF had to work hard to get his SW:IV casting). So make your own reality, and take the first step, and get up and deal with it. Every journey starts with a single step. Yours will likely be a tiny, baby ant sized, step. But if it's in the right direction, that's a start.
And finally, finally, on the brightest side - anyone after your money, who are message board inclined, now know you don't got no $.
Iaps
< Message edited by IIapetus -- 10/6/2014 6:27:42 PM >
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Dash of nutmeg
Large splash of sarcasm
Sea salt and irreverence to taste
Combine in a large bowl, simmer over a high heat. Serve immediately.
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