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Man of the House - 7/12/2006 3:47:12 PM

SpankMuhButt

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This probably won't be sooo funny to some of you but it's all in good fun lol

The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE
HOUSE".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The friggin' funeral director would be my
guess."

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RE: Man of the House - 7/12/2006 3:58:05 PM

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Love it!

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RE: Man of the House - 7/12/2006 7:28:55 PM

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hehe I told this one to my mom who in turn has told it to everyone she knows

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RE: Man of the House - 7/12/2006 8:52:51 PM

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