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Hey - 11/15/2014 9:36:56 AM   
JackPhallus


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Status: offline 		I got banned from the IRC chat a few weeks ago and was told I'd be banned for a few days but I haven't been unbanned yet, who do I see about getting unbanned?
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RE: Hey - 11/15/2014 9:50:19 AM   
ExiledTyrant


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Status: offline 		Your case is still pending. We may be slating you for execution, sometimes we need to thin the herd. So we are currently downloading your cookies in an effort to locate your home address in the event you meet the execution requirements.

Thank you for being a valuable member of CollarSpace

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RE: Hey - 11/15/2014 9:54:35 AM   
shiftyw


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Status: offline 		Disregard him OP, you need to email support- no one here can help you..

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RE: Hey - 11/15/2014 9:55:56 AM   
ExiledTyrant


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shiftyw

Disregard him OP, you need to email support- no one here can help you..


Your case is no longer pending. The canning WILL happen!

Jus sayin

P.S. thank you for being a valuable member of CollarSpace.

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RE: Hey - 11/15/2014 10:20:03 AM   
shiftyw


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RE: Hey - 11/15/2014 1:36:34 PM   
Moderator3


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Status: offline 		You will need to see the IRC Cops. They have a chat in the list of chat rooms. If that doesn't help, you could contact Support, but I am not sure how they would handle that or if they can assist you.

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RE: Hey - 11/15/2014 6:13:48 PM   
Edwynn


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Here's another way to get banned.

I think that this might be a good new approach for moderators to inform someone of the new situation; 'YOU NOW HAVE UNDER-ARM PROTECTION FOR 2 WEEKS.'

Oh wait, I think there might be a trademark royalty trip-up, there. Sorry, never mind.





< Message edited by Edwynn -- 11/15/2014 6:20:23 PM >

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 7:28:01 AM   
JackPhallus


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Status: offline 		Alright thanks guys, I'm banned from all IRC chats so not sure how I'll contact the IRC cops but I'll just email support it was meant to be just a few days but it's lasted weeks. Really killing my boner

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 7:37:10 AM   
ExiledTyrant


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Status: offline 		Oddly enough, support has made this thing that is the perfect place to stick your boner, hot soppy wet pussy, although you'd have to walk away from the net to facilitate that, but it is an option.

Jus sayin

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 10:35:38 AM   
shiftyw


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Status: offline 		Wait..isn't IRC like...a separate entity from ColllarChat?
Isn't it a chat cilent?

Why would you come here with this question?
(and sorry I didn't read this sooner, I assumed you got booted on the othersides chat)

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 10:51:12 AM   
sexyred1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JackPhallus

Alright thanks guys, I'm banned from all IRC chats so not sure how I'll contact the IRC cops but I'll just email support it was meant to be just a few days but it's lasted weeks. Really killing my boner


Say it isn't so, how could a guy named Jack Phallus ever allow his boner to be killed? I mean, really!

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 2:22:32 PM   
SeekingTrinity


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JackPhallus

Alright thanks guys, I'm banned from all IRC chats so not sure how I'll contact the IRC cops but I'll just email support it was meant to be just a few days but it's lasted weeks. Really killing my boner


Damn, it must absolutely bring you to death's door if your ISP goes down or you forget to pay your internet bill, eh?

It's so sad that they don't manufacture boners to last anymore. Cheap parts, subpar workmanship. Damn it, no one takes pride in their work anymore! Perhaps you can return your boner to the store for a full refund?

Ya know, since it's just been murdered and all. Shall we call in the Coroner now or wait until later?

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 3:08:27 PM   
ThePrincessKali


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JackPhallus

Alright thanks guys, I'm banned from all IRC chats so not sure how I'll contact the IRC cops but I'll just email support it was meant to be just a few days but it's lasted weeks. Really killing my boner



Maybe they found your insesint whining and apparent obsession with your penis to be as painfully annoying as I do.

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 3:15:53 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity


quote:

ORIGINAL: JackPhallus

Alright thanks guys, I'm banned from all IRC chats so not sure how I'll contact the IRC cops but I'll just email support it was meant to be just a few days but it's lasted weeks. Really killing my boner


Damn, it must absolutely bring you to death's door if your ISP goes down or you forget to pay your internet bill, eh?

It's so sad that they don't manufacture boners to last anymore. Cheap parts, subpar workmanship. Damn it, no one takes pride in their work anymore! Perhaps you can return your boner to the store for a full refund?

Ya know, since it's just been murdered and all. Shall we call in the Coroner now or wait until later?


Well, he did go from run of the mill switch to eunuch sub in one fell swoop. Fear the power of the Mods, FEAR THEM!

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 4:09:20 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

ORIGINAL: JackPhallus

Alright thanks guys, I'm banned from all IRC chats so not sure how I'll contact the IRC cops but I'll just email support it was meant to be just a few days but it's lasted weeks. Really killing my boner


Try IRC Levitra or Viagra IRC formula. I would suggest that you try Cialis IRC daily tablets, but lugging those bathtubs around seems so pointless.

< Message edited by Gauge -- 11/17/2014 5:05:50 PM >

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 4:17:54 PM   
shiftyw


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge


quote:

ORIGINAL: JackPhallus

Alright thanks guys, I'm banned from all IRC chats so not sure how I'll contact the IRC cops but I'll just email support it was meant to be just a few days but it's lasted weeks. Really killing my boner


Try IRC Levitra or Viagra IRC formula. I would suggest that you try Cialis IRC daily tablets, but lugging those bathtubs around seems to pointless.



what is the deal with those bathtubs anyways?

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 5:50:18 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shiftyw




what is the deal with those bathtubs anyways?


Nothing says limp dick better than a pair of bathtubs.

< Message edited by Gauge -- 11/17/2014 5:51:31 PM >

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 6:14:45 PM   
SeekingTrinity


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Status: offline 		Apparently chat room banning runs a close second in the boner murder hierarchy

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 7:14:42 PM   
JackPhallus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ThePrincessKali


quote:

ORIGINAL: JackPhallus

Alright thanks guys, I'm banned from all IRC chats so not sure how I'll contact the IRC cops but I'll just email support it was meant to be just a few days but it's lasted weeks. Really killing my boner



Maybe they found your insesint whining and apparent obsession with your penis to be as painfully annoying as I do.



WHOA SETTLE DOWN NOW SON WHINING AND MY DICK ARE MY TWO MOST FAVORITE THINGS I WON'T LET YOU OPPRESS MY INDIVIDUALITY

YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME CHECK YOUR FEMALE PRIVILEGE

Also I have no idea what any else is talking about, I meant I got banned from the IRC chatroom that's on the main site. And yes my erection strength is directly correlated with how many places on the internet I can spam pictures of my dick.

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RE: Hey - 11/17/2014 7:19:53 PM   
ExiledTyrant


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Status: offline 		I just can't imagine how or why you got banned.

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