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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/17/2014 4:56:52 PM

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Even when I was married, I never let any man in the bathroom even if I was just peeing.

I like some mystery, damn it! ;)

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Red, if you're peeing powder, I recommend getting that checked. Doesn't sound healthy.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/17/2014 4:57:44 PM

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Yes, with a puff and perfume with a bulb on it and candles and fairy dust and we never sweat, we glow.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/17/2014 4:59:26 PM

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Yes, with a puff and perfume with a bulb on it and candles and fairy dust and we never sweat, we glow.

Ah... /s of the year is within your grasp. Just have this little questionnaire for you to fill it:

Spit or Swallow
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My place or Yours

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/17/2014 5:18:57 PM

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My grandmother used to say "women don't fart they poof".... I insinuated she should lay off the anal.... hell I've spit toilet water in the face of my owner, we went past the feminine mystique thing long ago

I agree that it's a mans job to do the protecting, he shows up with the muscle and shoos all the vultures but I still think guy stuff is much more fun... plus I don't give blowjobs so using powertools is still ok... plus it lets you get all cute and ask for help after you've been trying to loosen that bolt for an hour and cant do it, then they feel useful and I get kisses, win win.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/17/2014 5:33:39 PM

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Even when I was married, I never let any man in the bathroom even if I was just peeing.

I like some mystery, damn it! ;)

Powder, DAMN IT, POWDER ONLY!

I was raised by hippies and he had three sisters in his one bathroom house, he says, anything I do is nothing he didn't already know happened anyways.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/17/2014 5:47:19 PM

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My best friend has a fetish of sorts for watching men pee. Back in the day when we would go to dance clubs three nights a week (alternative clubs) I would lose track of her at least once a night and find her around there. She only got in trouble once. I have no idea what the fascination was. The guys didn't care. Only once did a security guard usher her out of the bathroom and scold her, but she was (and is) super cute so she just got a warning.

Years later, she still loves watching guys pee. No contact, just watching. I don't get it.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/18/2014 3:17:08 AM

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I don't understand why they don't just get rid of urinals and make all bathrooms unisex with toilets in stalls. It really would solve a lot of problems with crowds and waiting.
Although it would help if more guys learned to aim before this kind of change is made....

Absolutely not!!! No unisex toilets with me, because men always pee all over the seat!

I had a unisex toilet for the first 11 yrs of my working life and the toilet seat is always filled with men's pee splattered all over it. It's gross!! I was so mad that I started putting up signs telling men to please be considerate and aim properly!! And then what happens is, women refuse to sit on it because there is pee on it, and then they stand on the seat and squat to pee, which creates even grosser mess, dirty pee footprints, it's an absolute disaster!!

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 6:53:42 AM

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Meh. Awkward is the Word I'm looking for I guess but I wouldn't really react in any way. Can't remember the last time it's happened or even if it has ever happened.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 6:57:27 AM

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I don't understand why they don't just get rid of urinals and make all bathrooms unisex with toilets in stalls. It really would solve a lot of problems with crowds and waiting.
Although it would help if more guys learned to aim before this kind of change is made....

Absolutely not!!! No unisex toilets with me, because men always pee all over the seat!

I had a unisex toilet for the first 11 yrs of my working life and the toilet seat is always filled with men's pee splattered all over it. It's gross!! I was so mad that I started putting up signs telling men to please be considerate and aim properly!! And then what happens is, women refuse to sit on it because there is pee on it, and then they stand on the seat and squat to pee, which creates even grosser mess, dirty pee footprints, it's an absolute disaster!!

Must be a stressful Place of work when men don't even have the time to aim properly!
Seriously I can't remember the last time I saw a pissed down toilet neither.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 9:09:44 AM

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Never mind....mod3 handled it earlier before I wrote a response :)

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 9:25:45 AM

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I don't understand why they don't just get rid of urinals and make all bathrooms unisex with toilets in stalls. It really would solve a lot of problems with crowds and waiting.
Although it would help if more guys learned to aim before this kind of change is made....

Absolutely not!!! No unisex toilets with me, because men always pee all over the seat!

I had a unisex toilet for the first 11 yrs of my working life and the toilet seat is always filled with men's pee splattered all over it. It's gross!! I was so mad that I started putting up signs telling men to please be considerate and aim properly!! And then what happens is, women refuse to sit on it because there is pee on it, and then they stand on the seat and squat to pee, which creates even grosser mess, dirty pee footprints, it's an absolute disaster!!

Must be a stressful Place of work when men don't even have the time to aim properly!
Seriously I can't remember the last time I saw a pissed down toilet neither.

I encounter it occasionally in situations where there is a single restroom for both men and women in some kind of public setting. They're lockable and used by only one person at a time. But if they're not cleaned very often and used by many people over the course of a few hours, a lot can happen. I'll sometimes go into one of these restrooms, look at the condition of the toilet seat and thank my lucky stars that I don't have to sit down on it.

With urinals, it's a bit different, since one can stand a bit closer and there's a somewhat larger "target" to aim for. But for some reason, the floor in front the urinals typically might be a bit "stained." In some cases, one might even find such a sticky, gooey mess in front of a urinal, which makes me wonder if someone was trying to see how far away they could stand and still hit the urinal. Maybe it's more sub-conscious and primal, wanting to "mark our territory," so to speak.

One of my first jobs was working at a hotel, and one of my tasks was to clean the public restrooms off the lobby. I began to notice patterns between the general condition of the men's and women's bathrooms. The toilets and floors around them were typically more dirty in the men's bathrooms, although the women's bathrooms tended to go through paper towels and toilet paper a lot faster. The sinks and basins in the women's restrooms were also more heavily used, while a lot of men wouldn't wash their hands after going, so the sinks in the men's room stayed pretty clean for the most part. Trash can almost empty.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 11:35:09 AM

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My x-husband actually sits on the toilet seat to pee. He doesn't stand and pee on it. Which is quite good. So his aim will always be true. I didn't insist he did that, he just always did that since day one I met him. But so nice for men to have that choice. Stand and aim, or just sit and pee, it still works.

As to how men dirty toilet seat, I am getting very technical here, I have seen many men peeing, because I have no problems watching my lovers pee ok, but some of them have pee that diverts into two streams, so instead of it going down in the middle, it divides into two separate streams that shoots to both side. I don't know why that happens. I know it happens to women too. And that's how toilet seat can get dirty despite good efforts to aim properly.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 11:47:39 AM

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ORIGINAL: Greta75 I have no problems watching my lovers pee ok, but some of them have pee that diverts into two streams, so instead of it going down in the middle, it divides into two separate streams that shoots to both side. I don't know why that happens. I know it happens to women too. And that's how toilet seat can get dirty despite good efforts to aim properly.

Next time you see that you should suggest your lover goes to see a urologist for further evaluation. Its called split streaming and can be caused by an obstruction.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 11:51:28 AM

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My x-husband actually sits on the toilet seat to pee. He doesn't stand and pee on it. Which is quite good. So his aim will always be true. I didn't insist he did that, he just always did that since day one I met him. But so nice for men to have that choice. Stand and aim, or just sit and pee, it still works.

As to how men dirty toilet seat, I am getting very technical here, I have seen many men peeing, because I have no problems watching my lovers pee ok, but some of them have pee that diverts into two streams, so instead of it going down in the middle, it divides into two separate streams that shoots to both side. I don't know why that happens. I know it happens to women too. And that's how toilet seat can get dirty despite good efforts to aim properly.

I've seen plenty of men pee. I have never seen what you are describing, and in light of Maria's response, I am rather glad.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 12:01:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: Greta75 I have no problems watching my lovers pee ok, but some of them have pee that diverts into two streams, so instead of it going down in the middle, it divides into two separate streams that shoots to both side. I don't know why that happens. I know it happens to women too. And that's how toilet seat can get dirty despite good efforts to aim properly.

Next time you see that you should suggest your lover goes to see a urologist for further evaluation. Its called split streaming and can be caused by an obstruction.

LOL, that's happened to me a few times - the split stream - and I can say it's a bitch to try and figure out which stream to aim at the target. :D

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 12:03:48 PM

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Obviously, bathroom issues loom large for me. In the state in which I live, I am mandated by law to use the men's room. This means I need to be ready to defend myself - in a skirt and heels no less - should a man decide I'm in the "wrong" bathroom...

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 12:06:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: Greta75 I have no problems watching my lovers pee ok, but some of them have pee that diverts into two streams, so instead of it going down in the middle, it divides into two separate streams that shoots to both side. I don't know why that happens. I know it happens to women too. And that's how toilet seat can get dirty despite good efforts to aim properly.

Next time you see that you should suggest your lover goes to see a urologist for further evaluation. Its called split streaming and can be caused by an obstruction.

It's actually quite common and nothing to do with obstructions at all.
If the glans near the urethral opening has any sort of fat around it, the pressure of the pee itself doesn't always make the opening into a nice neat round hole. It will often force an opening at the upper and/or lower parts making two, often independant, streams that tend to want to go off in different directions.
Also, like any tap (faucet) that has a pressurised stream, it often drips, making a third dirction to try and control.
Moreover, the slightest movement from inside or outside or change of pressure from the internal stream could (and often will) change the direction of any one or more of the external streams.

So... taking aim, even when in close proximity of the target, can be easily missed.

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 12:07:01 PM

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Obviously, bathroom issues loom large for me. In the state in which I live, I am mandated by law to use the men's room. This means I need to be ready to defend myself - in a skirt and heels no less - should a man decide I'm in the "wrong" bathroom...

See unisex all around is the best answer!

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 1:01:59 PM

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Ye Greta that doesn't quite sound right. But sitting is just relaxing anyway so as long as the doctor says its cool then why not At home I mostly chillax while sitting down too!

Zonie, those public toilets, yup. Never enter them! Heck I'll rather take a chance and pee behind the bush. Not quite the choice for you ladies though, sorry!
In almost every place I've been to you can use the bathroom of a restaurant, even a shop...if you ask politely!

And those few who have refused me, those damn snobs! I have cursed their name, spat on their door and told all my friends about it! Hmpf.

Really though, I would never eat in a place that did not offer their toilets to a friendly traveller, I expect the personal service then to be at least as bad consider I am then paying for it.
In fact, one tip for ye who wish to see new places. Ask to go to the toilet!

If they accept, they are at the minimum cordial and reasonable.
If the toilet is clean and kept so will the kitchen most probably!

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RE: Women entering a Male Bathroom - 11/19/2014 2:37:27 PM

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Ye Greta that doesn't quite sound right. But sitting is just relaxing anyway so as long as the doctor says its cool then why not At home I mostly chillax while sitting down too!

Zonie, those public toilets, yup. Never enter them! Heck I'll rather take a chance and pee behind the bush. Not quite the choice for you ladies though, sorry!
In almost every place I've been to you can use the bathroom of a restaurant, even a shop...if you ask politely!

And those few who have refused me, those damn snobs! I have cursed their name, spat on their door and told all my friends about it! Hmpf.
Really though, I would never eat in a place that did not offer their toilets to a friendly traveller, I expect the personal service then to be at least as bad consider I am then paying for it.
In fact, one tip for ye who wish to see new places. Ask to go to the toilet!

If they accept, they are at the minimum cordial and reasonable.
If the toilet is clean and kept so will the kitchen most probably!

To be honest these are NOT much better than bathrooms open to the general public. Often they're worse because there's less pressure to keep it spotless for customers.

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