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ThatLilBrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/30/2006 10:24:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

why not, i AM bored...why else would i come to CM every day looking for someone that does not exist...LOL

i doubt any Mistress could handle a brat like me...at least, none seem to be brave enough...LOL

(i can get away with saying that tooooooooooo...LOL)



We are not brats ... (pout) .. We are educated posteriors who have an insane drive to bring a smile to someone and entertain with our quick wit and creativity bringing forth the saying ... never a dull moment.


"mhmmm .... wonders if my Boss Brat Dom would fall for that?




EnglishDomNW -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/30/2006 10:34:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: akisha

"Easy there Mr. Testosterone, You can be replaced by a zuchinni"



LOL




ThatLilBrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/30/2006 10:37:25 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: akisha


"Easy there Mr. Testosterone, You can be replaced by a zuchinni"

[:D]


<Looks over at Sadist Evil Rat bastard Boss Brat Dom>

Oh akisha, I SO want to say that ... I'm so relieved that there is not someone to "Texas triple dog dare" me to say that.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/30/2006 1:15:12 PM)

I just learned to never say...Well, I have to go now cause I have things I have to get done....while I'm talking to him on the phone....That wont happen again.




michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/30/2006 1:16:56 PM)

as a bondage scene begins "are we gonna do this sometime soon, Mistress? i haven't got all day."




ThatLilBrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/30/2006 6:46:25 PM)

I JUST now did this ... I could NOT help myself.


The Boss was standing behind me and grabs a handful of hair,  pulling my head back.  I got a bit of the giggles.  Then I asked; 'please please PLEASE let me be a SAM" ... he didn't say 'yes' but he certainly did not say 'no'.

I could not help myself ... I just HAD to say ... "Sir, you're messing up my hair style"
 
I kept repeatedly telling him that it was funny.




Sub03 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/30/2006 7:34:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatLilBrat

quote:

ORIGINAL: akisha


"Easy there Mr. Testosterone, You can be replaced by a zuchinni"

[:D]


<Looks over at Sadist Evil Rat bastard Boss Brat Dom>

Oh akisha, I SO want to say that ... I'm so relieved that there is not someone to "Texas triple dog dare" me to say that.


I Texas triple double dog dare you




ThatLilBrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/30/2006 11:42:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sub03

quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatLilBrat

quote:

ORIGINAL: akisha


"Easy there Mr. Testosterone, You can be replaced by a zuchinni"

[:D]


<Looks over at Sadist Evil Rat bastard Boss Brat Dom>

Oh akisha, I SO want to say that ... I'm so relieved that there is not someone to "Texas triple dog dare" me to say that.


I Texas triple double dog dare you


If only you did that Texas triple dog dare a bit sooner .... I already covered my SAM quota using the previous post when my Sadistic Evil Rat bastard Bratty Boss dom pulled my hair.
 
And I must also say that I'm a wee bit chicken.  I'm on an 18 wheeler with my Trucker dom and there is not much room for me to move out of spanking distance.  oh pffffffttt ... like that would do me any good to begin with.
 
And really must finish designing a pair of paddle proof panties that would allow me to increase my SAM quota per day... oh, one thing I have discovered ... thong panties do not make a good base design for constructing a pair of paddle proof panties.

[sm=ofcourse.gif]




MistressStchWich -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:01:02 PM)



Lotus Song, I am with you. Oh, and definitely do not respond with, "No your ass makes the teddy look big..."




MistressStchWich -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:12:25 PM)

you crack me up, michealGA2! roflmao




gooddogbenji -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:20:26 PM)

Dammit, woman!  Make up your mind, already!

Yours,


benji




MistressStchWich -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:20:58 PM)

akisha, Love the zucchini comment! Hahahahaha!




MstrssPassion -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:39:59 PM)

(fast reply.. I didn't read the entire thread)

The underlined portion below is what I would say shouldn't be said to a dominant.

This actually happened to me.

I had several friends come up to me at a play party & ask me if I would play with this friend of theirs who had never attended this function before. They said he was cool, he enjoyed it hard & they knew I could really offer hard. I told them that I would still need to do a short negotiation with him in order to judge for myself.

He & I walked over to a quiet corner so that we could talk... he sat down & slid back to one of the most arrogant postures I have ever seen... slouched down with legs spread wide-waving his knees back & forth & rolling his feet over onto the sides. I told him that I was told that he liked it hard but I wanted to make sure he was up for it, I wanted to show him what I had with me as far as "toys" & what type of warm up would he like & such... fairly basic questions. He basically interrupted me & said... oh you don't worry about a thing, I'm tattooed & pierced -- there isn't anything you can dish out that I can't take

Needless to say I didn't even get a chance to break a sweat much less reach down & grab my second flogger... suddenly superboy remembered he had to get up early in the morning & had to cut the scene short.




gooddogbenji -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:40:23 PM)

One more outfit like that, and I'm turning gay.

Yours,


benji




gooddogbenji -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:43:32 PM)

If you want, I can show you how to use that....

Yours,


benji




gooddogbenji -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:46:14 PM)

My last partner hit harder, and she was vanilla!

Yours,


benji




michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:47:35 PM)

"i will NOT sit on that (pointing to a butt-plug secured to a chair)...YOU sit on it"




gooddogbenji -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:48:25 PM)

What's the magic word.......?

Yours,


benji




michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 5:50:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ThatLilBrat

quote:

ORIGINAL: michaelGA2

why not, i AM bored...why else would i come to CM every day looking for someone that does not exist...LOL

i doubt any Mistress could handle a brat like me...at least, none seem to be brave enough...LOL

(i can get away with saying that tooooooooooo...LOL)



We are not brats ... (pout) .. We are educated posteriors who have an insane drive to bring a smile to someone and entertain with our quick wit and creativity bringing forth the saying ... never a dull moment.


"mhmmm .... wonders if my Boss Brat Dom would fall for that?


i resemble those remarks




fyrekittyn -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/31/2006 11:36:59 PM)

Awwww...is the cute widdle Dommy going to hit me wiff the cute widdle flogger? Isn't that precious!




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