RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme

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Cutiepie74019 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 11:40:51 AM)
oh yeah and dont ever say biute me thay may actually biteyou and it could hurt :p

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 11:47:40 AM)
my horoscope told me to avoid certain pains and restrictions for the next week, Ma'am

ThatLilBrat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 8:37:13 PM)
"you can either have a good excuse ... or a quick excuse ... <blinks innocently> you can't have both"

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/26/2006 8:46:15 PM)
it's not MY fault the paddle broke...You hit along the lable...again, Ma'am.

grneyedgirl -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 4:15:15 AM)
omg! i'm laughin so hard.. i think i woke up my Daughter!!!

soothingdesires -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:00:09 AM)
1. Its your dog, not mine. 2. Cold day in hell! 3. What keys? 4. Never 5. Can't 6. Won't 7. You did it. 8. Forget it. 9. Ummm that isn't mine. 10. My grandmother hits harder than you. 11. I'm on vacation. 12. Not now tomorrow. 13. long sigh Is that all Sir? 14. I threw it away. 15. Dominant 1....submissive 2 buckle my shoe

soothingdesires -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:02:42 AM)
Oh and never ever say.... I told you so!

impishlilhellcat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:10:21 AM)
Never sing Happy birthday and blow out the candles during wax play. Never inform your Dom/me that you cannot count while recieving punishment unless you can use both your fingers and your toes.

soothingdesires -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:16:03 AM)
Laughs hard, good one impishhellcat and adds.... Cleaning is a hard limit.

impishlilhellcat -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:18:51 AM)
:P Your not the boss of me or Don't boss me doesn't usually go over well either. This isn't a resturant. Get off your lazy ass and do it yourself Yeah right! I don't thiiiiink so Who died and left you boss and so on and so on

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:23:20 AM)
"You weren't the smartest Mistress on the block, were You, Ma'am?

soothingdesires -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:28:17 AM)
But Sir or Ma'am, its the Sabbath day, a day of rest. Be careful, not all Dom/mes celebrate April Fools Day either. Grinning proudly I washed all of your leathers today in the washer machine and used the dryer. They should be extra sparkly clean today.

soothingdesires -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:29:57 AM)
omg Michael, be brave, be very brave, lmao.

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:31:03 AM)
since i don't have a Mistress, i can afford to say such things...and get away with them...LOL

soothingdesires -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:35:41 AM)
snickers saves the post for when you do have a Mistress, Michael.

soothingdesires -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:39:38 AM)
I reorganized all of your toys for you Sir, they are all color coordinated now. Never say, I'm bored.

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:40:45 AM)
LOL...don't hold your breath soothingdesires...i've been looking for about 10 years...and it ain't happenin'...LOL not in this lifetime...LOL

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:43:06 AM)
why not, i AM bored...why else would i come to CM every day looking for someone that does not exist...LOL i doubt any Mistress could handle a brat like me...at least, none seem to be brave enough...LOL (i can get away with saying that tooooooooooo...LOL)

soothingdesires -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:50:19 AM)
laughs at what Michael said By the way Im unowned at the moment too, so no saving posts for later, deal? Dominant....Did you behave while I was away? submissive... i'm not telling, this is for me to know and you to find out. Dominant.... What did you say? submissive.... You heard me, or are you deaf?

michaelGA2 -> RE: What not to say to Dom/Domme (7/27/2006 5:53:55 AM)
i got one better: Dominant: Did you behave while i was away? Submissive: depends on Your definition of "behave" all actions are a form of behavior...so i guees the answer would be yes. Dominant: are you being smart with me? submissive: oh NO, Ma'am...why would i show my intelliegence is higher than Yours...(mutters under breath) because it is...

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