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LiveSpark -> Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 4:19:59 PM)
For reasons I don't want to go into here I ended up on Santa's Nice List. I know I know totally embarrassing. So any suggestions on how I can get back on his Naughty List for next year?

ReinRaus -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 4:39:45 PM)
[:)] This is a cute thread, OP. Wear Knickers of the Week so they're mismatched on all the wrong days. You'll go to hell for that in some parts. [:D]

LiveSpark -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 4:43:53 PM)
But but but how will I keep track of what day it is? Confusion will reign. Thanks Rein I'll think about it. BTW thanks, this is what happens when I'm really really tired. [:D]

ReinRaus -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 4:48:29 PM)
Yup, Santa will get so confused because his perverse little eyeballs will be glued to your booty year-round until he almost misses Christmas because your ass said it was Monday when it's really Thursday night. You'll be in for a spanking that will put Rudolph's red nose to shame.

LiveSpark -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 4:50:04 PM)
Oooooo win/win! I get back on Santa's Naughty List AND I get a spanking. I like the way you think!

ReinRaus -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 5:06:50 PM)
You'll find me in line queued behind Santa for a turn. [sm=lol.gif] Happy New Year!

FieryOpal -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 5:14:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark ...I ended up on Santa's Nice List. I know I know totally embarrassing. So any suggestions on how I can get back on his Naughty List for next year? Pics, or it didn't happen. [8D] Then destroy that infernal evidence in a huge New Year's Eve bonfire!

LiveSpark -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 5:15:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ReinRaus You'll find me in line queued behind Santa for a turn. [sm=lol.gif] Happy New Year! By all means help yourself. It's been....a while <starts to cry>

LiveSpark -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 5:18:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FieryOpal quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark ...I ended up on Santa's Nice List. I know I know totally embarrassing. So any suggestions on how I can get back on his Naughty List for next year? Pics, or it didn't happen. [8D] Then destroy that infernal evidence in a huge New Year's Eve bonfire! No pics or video - thank God - so no evidence to destroy. I'm just taking a chance and posting hoping you guys will have ideas on how to fix this problem. The bonfire is a cool idea though it's gotten very cold here all of a sudden.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 5:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark For reasons I don't want to go into here I ended up on Santa's Nice List. I know I know totally embarrassing. So any suggestions on how I can get back on his Naughty List for next year? Meet me at the bridge on 17th street, by the Viaduct, near the closest teal Toyota Tercel. I'll work out the details with you then.

LiveSpark -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 5:37:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark For reasons I don't want to go into here I ended up on Santa's Nice List. I know I know totally embarrassing. So any suggestions on how I can get back on his Naughty List for next year? Meet me at the bridge on 17th street, by the Viaduct, near the closest teal Toyota Tercel. I'll work out the details with you then. Oh wow thanks Lookie I'm on my way.

ReinRaus -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 6:56:52 PM)
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LiveSpark -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 7:11:14 PM)
NOW you warn me??!!!

Gauge -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 7:14:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark For reasons I don't want to go into here I ended up on Santa's Nice List. I know I know totally embarrassing. So any suggestions on how I can get back on his Naughty List for next year? Shoot a litter of puppies. Cook kittens and post the video on YouTube. Punch a woman in a hospital bed. Run over orphans. Kill the remaining Beatles. Make all the paperclips in the world vanish. Put purple dye in all soap products ever. Find an endangered species. Make them extinct. Blame onions. Save someone from an accident. Stalk them for the rest of their natural life. Find a virus that prevents bacon from ever being made again. If you need more help, let me know.

ReinRaus -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 7:17:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Put purple dye in all soap products ever. The one glimmer of lightheartedness in a sea of grim ideas, hahahaha.

LiveSpark -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 7:18:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark For reasons I don't want to go into here I ended up on Santa's Nice List. I know I know totally embarrassing. So any suggestions on how I can get back on his Naughty List for next year? Shoot a litter of puppies. Cook kittens and post the video on YouTube. Punch a woman in a hospital bed. Run over orphans. Kill the remaining Beatles. Make all the paperclips in the world vanish. Put purple dye in all soap products ever. Find an endangered species. Make them extinct. Blame onions. Save someone from an accident. Stalk them for the rest of their natural life. Find a virus that prevents bacon from ever being made again. If you need more help, let me know. Gee cooking kittens and shooting puppies is bad enough but preventing bacon from ever being made again....NEVER. I think I just found a new hard limit.

Gauge -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 7:21:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ReinRaus The one glimmer of lightheartedness in a sea of grim ideas, hahahaha. The paperclip one is dastardly. Lighthearted but dastardly.

LiveSpark -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 7:21:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ReinRaus quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Put purple dye in all soap products ever. The one glimmer of lightheartedness in a sea of grim ideas, hahahaha. Sounds rather like the one about running around a laundromat putting dye in all the machines with white loads. Just as much fun too.

Gauge -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 7:22:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LiveSpark Gee cooking kittens and shooting puppies is bad enough but preventing bacon from ever being made again....NEVER. I think I just found a new hard limit. And this is why you ended up on the nice list.

camille65 -> RE: Gee this is embarrassing (12/29/2014 7:28:29 PM)
Blame onions. That one made me laugh. And I'm trying so hard to come up with a remark that is witty n clever but I took Nyquil. So the words are swirling in my head, I just can't pluck them out.

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