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I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/13/2006 4:13:47 PM

LTRsubNW

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I really don't think it's too much to ask, frankly;

I've been getting a lot of emails lately, more than several about my dick size, multiple emails on why I need (lots of) Viagra, more than many reasons why my girlfriend would want me to try this "GROW" cream, several on lower mortgage rates (some damn near free), quite a few actually on where I can tap into all kinds of Vicodins and even weight loss pills (with, of course, no doctors prescription), and I've come to a few conclusions:

1) I can now buy a house that's 6 times what my income would dictate, and for the first 10 months at least, I can make NO payments. During the following 24 months, my payments will be less than half what they should be, and for the following 36 months, barely 3/4's. And I should point out, for literally nothing down, indeed, they'll actually pay me several thousand to sign the docs.

2) I can buy creams that will make me into a literal powerhouse, all women will want me (in significant quantities, I might add), men will be jealous of me, and as I understand it, Quakers, some Mormons, and several factions of Nuns will quit their faith solely to be with me.

3) I can buy a house significantly larger than I ever had the presence of mind to desire...and...

4) They'll pay me to do all of the above.

So, here's my question?:

Where the hell am I going to find a house big enough to swallow the massive cock I'm going to have from all these creams, that I can house in a place I'll never have to pay for, with a hard on that apparently is going to last much longer than it appears my mortgage may, and frankly....why would I need such a large house (if but for my exceptionally large cock, which by the way, I'd like to point out, will be massive...oh YEAH....we're talking huge here) if I'm finally going to be small enough thanks to the weight loss I'll achieve thanks to all these drugs, to live in a small cabana?

I ask you.

< Message edited by LTRsubNW -- 7/13/2006 4:26:53 PM >

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/13/2006 4:40:58 PM

candleTC

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You might be able to find one in Springfield. I'll look for you *wink*

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/13/2006 5:45:06 PM

LTRsubNW

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quote:

ORIGINAL: candleTC

You might be able to find one in Springfield. I'll look for you *wink*

I was actually considering a stop in all the major cities, kind of doing a 35 city "debauchery" tour kind of thing, and I gave solid consideration to it.

Shortly thereafter however, I came to the distinct conclusion that, if I had any long term interest in seeing my gonads remaining slightly below my belt much longer than this upcoming Tuesday (considering my girlfriend has a penchant for blood), I would have some rather poigiant (sp?) decisions to make, and at some point I came to the distinct conclusion that my prurient interests might not be the most effective basis wherein which to discern things.

(But I digress).

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/13/2006 9:22:08 PM

SDFemDom4cuck

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quote:

So, here's my question?:

Where the hell am I going to find a house big enough to swallow the massive cock I'm going to have from all these creams, that I can house in a place I'll never have to pay for, with a hard on that apparently is going to last much longer than it appears my mortgage may, and frankly....why would I need such a large house (if but for my exceptionally large cock, which by the way, I'd like to point out, will be massive...oh YEAH....we're talking huge here) if I'm finally going to be small enough thanks to the weight loss I'll achieve thanks to all these drugs, to live in a small cabana?

I ask you.

I've warned you repeatedly about these delusions....

< Message edited by SDFemDom4cuck -- 7/13/2006 9:26:55 PM >

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/14/2006 5:37:46 AM

tzndeny

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Ha ha. How about Smallville?
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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/14/2006 5:59:51 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tzndeny

Ha ha. How about Smallville?
tzndeny

On small street

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/14/2006 6:47:48 AM

SusanofO

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Maybe you could try to think of it as another alternative life-style, for people who live on an alternative planet..!

If it's any consolation, I get e-mails like these and I am a female - I've never wanted to grow my _ock larger, and am not palnning on selling my house at this very moment, either, and ahve not ever bought a weight loss product from the internet. Makes me wonder if the mailing lists these folks buy are at all targeted in any way, shape or form.

- Susan

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/14/2006 7:42:51 AM

LTRsubNW

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(Well, that helps...apparently they think YOU have a small dick too)

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/16/2006 10:24:23 AM

tzndeny

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The clitoris is actually a penis early on--hormones in the developing female fetus keep it from growing... er...into the male organ. Maybe guys with "short ones" had too much estrogen in the womb? How did I get into this area? lol

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/27/2006 7:28:58 AM

dsalphabunny

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i love the ones offering to buy my house... i rent.
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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 7/30/2006 10:25:07 AM

Samwhiplash

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LOL... I just wish I had a cock of my own so that I could try out all these pills that keep promising to make it HUGE :)

Now... where can I get me one of those ;-)

I am also getting INUNDATED wth these mails.

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 8/6/2006 3:53:26 AM

passionatelyone

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Delete emails, read no more. You have too much time on your hands hun. :-)

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 8/20/2006 7:49:51 AM

princessrn

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lmao some one actually reads them emails ?
see what i been missing out on by just hitting the delete button .... nothing much < wink >

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 8/22/2006 5:51:35 AM

masterhyyde

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I can't believe you haven't won the lottery in south africa yet.

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 8/22/2006 6:03:43 AM

Bearlee

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Hopefully he only reads the 'subject line'. Opening such mail shows the sender that they have a 'live addy' and they can then sell it to even MORE advertisers so that he will receive even MORE such e-mail! Ain't life grand?

Delete, delete, delete!!!

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 8/24/2006 5:11:17 PM

MistressRaquelle

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Well... I've gotten SEVERAL offers now from some very rich new friends in Nigeria who I'm hoping to help out and when all is said and done I'm going to be loaded and I don't know what I'm going to spend my money on. It's going to be tough, very tough, but I'm going to have some big decisions to make. Maybe you can join me with your new free house(s) and huge er um .... you know ... thing you've got growing down there.

"and as I understand it, Quakers, some Mormons, and several factions of Nuns will quit their faith solely to be with me." LOL

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RE: I'm just asking a simple question here... - 8/24/2006 11:03:24 PM

Royalton

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They already know that you are going for the house...why do you think they also send you all those mails to get you out of debt?

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