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Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 12:11:47 PM   
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While at service this morning, a ponderance occurred to me. Where would the worst place be to have a wardrobe malfunction? I'm guessing this particular locale would be tops on the list.

Although not exactly sure what the malfunction would constitute, the level of embarrassment would be extraordinary high (at least for me). Even if it were simply a matter of an undergarment being observed.
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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 12:47:17 PM   
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I think that actually within a bdsm setting I'd be far less bothered about any clothing issue than I would in an everyday setting. after all, I've been known to walk around completely naked in front of a whole host of people. someone copping an eyeful of my underwear is hardly going to bother me.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 1:04:05 PM   
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I agree. While I've never walked around naked or semi-naked in front of BDSM types, for some reason the thought of a wardrobe malfunction in front of them doesn't bother me nearly as much as the thought of it happening at work or out in the world. I find that interesting because in both cases they are just people.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 1:09:06 PM   
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Perhaps in a BDSM setting the environment is more sexually charged than in a vanilla atmosphere? Or kinksters have a reputation for being more respectful of boundaries and less likely to think they have a shot at someone just because they've seen her boobs?

I'll dispute that last point. While consent is a hot-button issue in the community there are plenty with little respect for boundaries. I've had "friends" who would pressure women into exposing themselves because the rest of the women in the room were doing so, and it was no big deal because "we're all respectful here." With that in mind, I'd be somewhat more embarrassed if it happened in a BDSM setting, at least in my community, than in a vanilla one. I can explain the malfunction as an accident, blush and move on, and I think most people would accept that. Many of the people I know locally would angle for a second look.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 1:29:30 PM   
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I don't get embarrassed easily and it would take a hell of a lot to embarrass me. Nudity in front of others doesn't embarrass me so my undergarments showing wouldn't register on the embarrassment scale. I would say a wardrobe malfunction embarrassing me would be if I spilled something on my clothes and didn't have anything clean to change into.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 1:35:28 PM   
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I can't get 'wardrobe malfunctions' as I'm naked 99% of the time.
On the very odd occasion I need to go out, it's a pair of joggers.... that's it!

No wardrobe. No malfunctions. Simples!

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 1:41:28 PM   
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Perhaps in a BDSM setting the environment is more sexually charged than in a vanilla atmosphere? Or kinksters have a reputation for being more respectful of boundaries and less likely to think they have a shot at someone just because they've seen her boobs?

I'll dispute that last point. While consent is a hot-button issue in the community there are plenty with little respect for boundaries. I've had "friends" who would pressure women into exposing themselves because the rest of the women in the room were doing so, and it was no big deal because "we're all respectful here." With that in mind, I'd be somewhat more embarrassed if it happened in a BDSM setting, at least in my community, than in a vanilla one. I can explain the malfunction as an accident, blush and move on, and I think most people would accept that. Many of the people I know locally would angle for a second look.


That's why I posted the proviso that I have no clue when it comes to BDSM types. I'm sure that just like everywhere else there are those who try to pressure women into doing things she's uncomfortable with so that doesn't surprise me at all.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 2:03:29 PM   
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The worst place to have a wardrobe malfunction? A White House dinner.

I grew up in a clothing optional beach community so I'm comfortable being naked. But if you're sitting down on furniture, carry a towel to sit on. Nobody wants to sit on a spot contaminated by your body secretions.

The rope group we attend is not full nudity. However, I'm not going to strip down to just panties when everyone else is wearing a tee and shorts. It's rude as hell to deliberately upset others. There is a group around that permits nudity and sex, join that one if that's what you want.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 2:13:24 PM   
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The worst place to have a wardrobe malfunction? A White House dinner.


That's a good one. I was thinking on the witness stand during a publicly televised, high profile trial.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 2:20:56 PM   
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Cleveland. Definitely Cleveland.



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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 2:21:47 PM   
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quote:

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Cleveland. Definitely Cleveland.



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Past experience?

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 2:23:52 PM   
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It's Cleveland. There's a reason so many people call it: "The mistake on the lake".

ETA: I'm hard-pressed to think of any experience, activity, event or day that isn't made worse by even the mere propinquity to Cleveland.



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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 4:00:55 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HarmoniousProse

While at service this morning, a ponderance occurred to me. Where would the worst place be to have a wardrobe malfunction? I'm guessing this particular locale would be tops on the list.

Although not exactly sure what the malfunction would constitute, the level of embarrassment would be extraordinary high (at least for me). Even if it were simply a matter of an undergarment being observed.



One day at work, I came out of the bathroom with the bottom of my skirt stuck into the waistband of my stockings. (Because I'm graceful that way.) Thank goodness the receptionist was kind enough to point it out. That was about ten years ago and she still loves to tell that story. She was the only one who saw, so it wasn't terribly embarrassing, but it had the potential to be very bad.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 5:07:29 PM   
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A funeral.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 6:17:51 PM   
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I had an experience at my daughter's wedding several weeks ago. The side of my tuxedo trousers...the tightening strap...caught on the Church pew when it came time to leave. The pew pulled the strap completely loose so I felt my pants start to drop. I immediately sat and tightened it up again. As father of the bride, I was in the front pew. Luckily...due to the tux coat...only the minister (Female of course) saw anything.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 1/4/2015 6:34:43 PM   
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Really any time for me. I'm fairly modest despite almost always being naked at home (the cat doesn't notice if I have clothes on or not!) and it was drilled into me growing up that it is a BAD thing for so much as a bra strap to slip out.

I've also been lucky. No TP stuck to the bottom of my shoe trailing me, no skirt tucked into the panties by mistake, no split butt on my jeans.

I'd feel mortified if it were Walmart or a state dinner.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 4/6/2015 3:24:52 PM   
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Worst place for a wardrobe malfunction.... opinion time

In court, followed closely by during a job interview.

Runner up nominations are
When meeting the parents of a significant other the first time.
When going through security screening. (Trust me on this, having a waistband fail while in the bomb sniffer and your trousers fall to your ankles is not the start of a good day)

The funniest wardrobe malfunction was a buxom soloist in church. A deep breath and a button popped off the blouse. Not only did it show way too much cleavage for Church; everything stopped for an ambulance call for the fellow in the front row that caught the button in the eye. And, the best part, his wife was haranguing him that he was being punished for "looking too close". I thought I had dropped into an episode of "The Honeymooners".

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 4/6/2015 3:36:09 PM   
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My first day of school ever. Second semester of 4th grade I started at a private school, I was so proud I had earned the token scholarship so I could finally attend a real school(not me reading the Bible in my closet and my parents calling it home schooling) i was also not accustomed to wearing skirts and little did I know the back of it was tucked under my backpack, to make matters worse my mother made me wear pull ups still(I was 6 or 7) so I didn't realize that my diaper was showing until I'd walked all the way through the campus to the bathroom where I would take it off and go commando until I went home.... ah childhood, the days when I could still be embarrassed.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 4/7/2015 12:02:34 PM   
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On stage in front of a thousand people or more is a rather bad place for a musician that goes commando to split his pants.

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RE: Wardrobe Malfunction - 4/7/2015 12:19:14 PM   
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Ex burlesque dancer... so boobies out in public is not a new thing. My boobs are quite the exhibitionists. My foof is shy though, and likes to remain hidden.
However, I had a slight issue with my bikini bottoms getting stolen by big waves on the beach. So that was pretty traumatic.
Almost nakid is JUST FINE with some strategically placed sequins, but not when you are on a beach full of random strangers and your sister is choking on her icecream laughing at you! ARGH!

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