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Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 6:29:50 PM

LookieNoNookie

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I just found out, with a new modem....my service provider has just given me 3 times the speeds I was getting before so.....

(I actually know what you're THINKING of telling me....before you EVEN tell me!).

In fact.....STOP that. You over THERE.....Yeah....YOU!!! I caught that....(don't think I didn't).

(You didn't think I did....did you?)

I was TOTALLY in front of that.

(Don't even debate it).

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 7:20:32 PM

Gauge

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I'm on dial-up. Fuck you.

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 7:23:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

I'm on dial-up. Fuck you.

That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 7:25:28 PM

Gauge

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ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you

I got yer judgment right here pal...

Edited to add: I typed this last year.

< Message edited by Gauge -- 1/8/2015 7:26:12 PM >

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 7:26:37 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you

I got yer judgment right here pal...

Nonono no judgement <snickers and points>

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TheFireWithinMe.

I also have the sarcasm gene which is NOT to be taken seriously.

If you fall I'll always be there to catch you ~ Floor

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 7:29:56 PM

Gauge

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Nonono no judgement <snickers and points>

Laugh now. When the dancing yellow fiend of doom and despair starts exterminating humanity... I'm going to make absolutely certain that your name is first on the list.

First I tell you.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 7:46:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

I'm on dial-up. Fuck you.

That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you

Jesus ....Gauge....you're still on dial-up????? I didn't even think they even used dial-up anymore. Do you have a rotary phone to go with it too??

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 7:48:45 PM

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Jesus ....Gauge....you're still on dial-up????? I didn't even think they even used dial-up anymore. Do you have a rotary phone to go with it too??

What's a rotary phone?

I use tin can and string.

You're second on the list.

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 9:02:44 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

I'm on dial-up. Fuck you.

I actually knew that....before you said it.

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 9:04:00 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

That goes a long way towards explaining why it takes you months to respond - and before you say it no I'm not judging you

I got yer judgment right here pal...

Edited to add: I typed this last year.

I responded to this in 2019.

Yeah. That's right.

(Fuckin A).

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 1/8/2015 9:07:41 PM >

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 9:06:50 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

Nonono no judgement <snickers and points>

Laugh now. When the dancing yellow fiend of doom and despair starts exterminating humanity... I'm going to make absolutely certain that your name is first on the list.

First I tell you.

Yeah well....first you have to find the link to the past.

(Not so easy there big guy....eh? Yeah...I thought not....first you have to find the interstellar door....and then have the correct key....HA!!!!! Motherfucker.....check THAT!!!!!)

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/8/2015 9:46:33 PM

Gauge

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Yeah well....first you have to find the link to the past.

(Not so easy there big guy....eh? Yeah...I thought not....first you have to find the interstellar door....and then have the correct key....HA!!!!! Motherfucker.....check THAT!!!!!)

I've got your key. Right next to his list.

Suck toad sweat rumball.

*typed using crayon

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/9/2015 4:12:16 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

Nonono no judgement <snickers and points>

Laugh now. When the dancing yellow fiend of doom and despair starts exterminating humanity... I'm going to make absolutely certain that your name is first on the list.

First I tell you.

I ain't scared. I'll know about it long before you do because it doesn't take me 6 fucking MONTHS to get on the interwebz!

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TheFireWithinMe.

I also have the sarcasm gene which is NOT to be taken seriously.

If you fall I'll always be there to catch you ~ Floor

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/9/2015 7:15:28 AM

Gauge

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I ain't scared. I'll know about it long before you do because it doesn't take me 6 fucking MONTHS to get on the interwebz!

Yeah, but on my horse and buggy I can be at your doorstep with my muzzle loader in well under 3 months. So... expect it when you least expect it fluffball.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/9/2015 7:17:47 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

I ain't scared. I'll know about it long before you do because it doesn't take me 6 fucking MONTHS to get on the interwebz!

Yeah, but on my horse and buggy I can be at your doorstep with my muzzle loader in well under 3 months. So... expect it when you least expect it fluffball.

With my high-powered telescope and the noise your horse and buggy make I'll be long gone.

_____________________________

I've been here as MontrealPhoenix, zephyr and
TheFireWithinMe.

I also have the sarcasm gene which is NOT to be taken seriously.

If you fall I'll always be there to catch you ~ Floor

(in reply to Gauge)

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/9/2015 7:22:36 AM

Gauge

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With my high-powered telescope and the noise your horse and buggy make I'll be long gone.

HAH!!! I've got you right where I want you.

I'll tie mattresses to the wheels and hooves... and I will strap tree branches to the whole thing. Yer toast.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to LiveSpark)

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/9/2015 7:24:37 AM

LiveSpark

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

With my high-powered telescope and the noise your horse and buggy make I'll be long gone.

HAH!!! I've got you right where I want you.

I'll tie mattresses to the wheels and hooves... and I will strap tree branches to the whole thing. Yer toast.

You may want to rethink that one. In fact I am the one who has you where I want you.

_____________________________

I've been here as MontrealPhoenix, zephyr and
TheFireWithinMe.

I also have the sarcasm gene which is NOT to be taken seriously.

If you fall I'll always be there to catch you ~ Floor

(in reply to Gauge)

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/9/2015 7:44:50 AM

Gauge

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You may want to rethink that one. In fact I am the one who has you where I want you.

Maybe, but it will take me 6 fucking months to get on the Internet to figure that out!

Until then... keep looking behind you.

I'm not there.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to LiveSpark)

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/9/2015 7:47:14 AM

LiveSpark

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ORIGINAL: Gauge

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ORIGINAL: LiveSpark

You may want to rethink that one. In fact I am the one who has you where I want you.

Maybe, but it will take me 6 fucking months to get on the Internet to figure that out!

Until then... keep looking behind you.

I'm not there.

If you want help looking things up let me know. I'm generous like that. <smiles beatifically>

_____________________________

I've been here as MontrealPhoenix, zephyr and
TheFireWithinMe.

I also have the sarcasm gene which is NOT to be taken seriously.

If you fall I'll always be there to catch you ~ Floor

(in reply to Gauge)

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RE: Faster/Better/More..... - 1/9/2015 8:01:15 AM

Gauge

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If you want help looking things up let me know. I'm generous like that. <smiles beatifically>

Thank you. That is very helpfu....

Hey wait...

Did you just take a jab at my dial-up?

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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