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crumpets -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/22/2015 12:08:39 PM)
I'm still not sure what a "stable" profile means.

GoddessManko -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/22/2015 12:25:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crumpets I'm still not sure what a "stable" profile means. I would say this is where you try to be as genuine as possible and put in real effort, not haphazard. As long as you do that you're fine. I like your avatar by the by.

PeonForHer -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/22/2015 12:27:24 PM)
NM

ResidentSadist -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/23/2015 3:26:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessManko quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Set aside World of Warcraft? Surely you jest! I know! One of the coolest things a guy can tell me is he's a gamer. Nerd bell starts ringing, LOL. Let's keep this between us though. [;)] :) I am going my garrison mission right now.

usememistress775 -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/23/2015 3:44:08 PM)
I don't know why I thought I should present myself as "mature" by not mentioning gaming. Thanks for letting me know that there are dommes out there looking for guys like me. PS any of those dommes want to play some counterstrike later?

crumpets -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/23/2015 8:46:17 PM)
And, while we're on the topic of HUMAN MALES being socially awkward, you should see the way hyenas handle FemDomming. National Geographic, Hyena Sex

usememistress775 -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/23/2015 8:59:03 PM)
Crumpets What the hell man? Why did you link that!?!?!

GoddessManko -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/23/2015 9:23:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: usememistress775 Crumpets What the hell man? Why did you link that!?!?! Welcome to our world! LOL.

DerangedUnit -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/23/2015 9:37:39 PM)
Noooooo I told you not to look into hyenas!!! It's a bottomless pit man. At least that wasn't as bad as my introduction.... I walked right into a birthing scene with a female biting off the head of her own clip to pull a pup out

crumpets -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 12:52:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit Noooooo I told you not to look into hyenas!!! It's a bottomless pit man. It wasn't anything like the snails making love. They're soooooo cutely photogenic! [image]http://i60.tinypic.com/2h6ycyx.jpg[/image]

usememistress775 -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 8:38:40 AM)
I just want to thank you both for the hyena based nightmare from last night. It was a new twist for me instead of werewolves it was werehyenas...

DerangedUnit -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 10:14:17 AM)
At least I think you two have run me dry of weird animal mating practices, well not completely dry.... the pigs orgasm lasts an average of around 10 minutes OK just couldn't resist that one for the pun, really am out of the good stuff.

crumpets -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 1:04:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit the pig's orgasm lasts an average of around 10 minutes You know the darndest things! Me? I had no clue. [image]http://www.mohammadi.ca/media/1/20070620-pig.jpg[/image] Now I know more than I wanted to know about your pig's orgasmic lasting! A Pig�s Orgasm Lasts 30 Minutes, By John Brizzolara, Sept. 28, 2011 How long does a pig's orgasm last? Which animal has the longest orgasms? Snopes: Do pigs really have half hour orgasms? Lions and tigers and pigs' orgasms, oh my! [image]http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1305660111609_3255254.png[/image]

PeonForHer -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 2:13:32 PM)
quote: I am going my garrison mission right now . That sounds nasty, RS. Does it happen often, and have you seen a doctor about it?

FieryOpal -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 2:30:28 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crumpets A Pig�s Orgasm Lasts 30 Minutes, By John Brizzolara, Sept. 28, 2011 How long does a pig's orgasm last? Which animal has the longest orgasms? Snopes: Do pigs really have half hour orgasms? Lions and tigers and pigs' orgasms, oh my! [image]http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1305660111609_3255254.png[/image] OMG, I love this! Just love it. [sm=lol.gif] (Forget about how long a guy's orgasms last...finding a guy who can last 30 minutes is hard enough.)

DerangedUnit -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 3:42:41 PM)
Lol 30 minutes is actually a record length one if it happened, I've heard it said but it's never been recorded that I know of, might just be an old farmers tale, "the fish I caught was as big as my leg!" "Yeah well my pig came for 30 minutes yesterday! " I collect oddball knowledge, this is the fun stuff I share on dates lol. To get into the details, it into usually between 5-15 minutes based on whether the pigs are raised with females and males separated or not (among other environmental factors) and they don't do that for no reason.... they release around a liter of fluid.... though zebras manage a bucket full in a fraction of the time.

crumpets -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 3:50:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DerangedUnit ...usually between 5-15 minutes based on whether the pigs are raised with females and males separated or not (among other environmental factors) You know so much about this stuff ... that .... you even have me worried ...

DerangedUnit -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 3:53:46 PM)
That's why I share it on dates, if they start getting squeamish this early they won't last when they find out the things I know about people ;)

ResidentSadist -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 8:23:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: I am going my garrison mission right now . That sounds nasty, RS. Does it happen often, and have you seen a doctor about it? Actually that was supposed to read: I am doing my garrison missions right now Although that doesn't seem to sound much better if you don't know what garrison missions are.

crumpets -> RE: For the socially awkward male submissives (1/24/2015 10:13:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist if you don't know what garrison missions are. I, for one, had to look it up! Garrison Missions quote: Introduced in World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor, players in control of a garrison can assign their followers to complete missions that vary in duration. Once assigned to a mission, followers become unavailable for its duration and proceed unaccompanied. At the conclusion of a mission, players can learn the outcome by returning to the garrison, where a mission report will be waiting. If successful, the report encloses a small reward that generally scales with mission duration and difficulty.

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