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-=sexy zombie fetish?=- - 1/24/2015 2:49:08 AM

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You would think being pursued by a bunch of naked brown skinned females would be erotic, but they had big hairy bushes and they were zombies. Yes, I just woke up from a bizarre dream that I was being chased by naked unshaved zombies.... and they didn't want my brains. They wanted to breed so they could make more zombies. In the dream, the dog and I were on zombie patrol and bunch of zombies tried to catch us.

I guess that's what I get for falling asleep with the TV on the Chiller channel. Also, lately, I have been playing a game with the dog called zombie patrol. I taught her to go through the house checking rooms for zombies. She goes to the back of the room, looks around and then come back to report like a good solider. When we are done she gets a doggy treat. She even has a call sign, "sgt pretty feet". She was such a good girl when I trimmed her nails last week, I reinforced her good behavior by telling her she has pretty feet. It's the same way I tell her, "gee your hair smells terrific" after she gets a bath. That's kind of reinforcement works so well with her she now gets into the tub voluntarily when I tell her it's "bath time".

I was joking around with the slave and the dog last week playing "get the mommy" where the dog jumps in bed and helps me wake up the slave by trying to lick her face. The slave screams in protest appropriately trying to hide her face under the covers for a while until she eventually lets the dog catch her. The slave had to pee and went into the bathroom. I told to dog to "follow mommy" and go in and "guard her" while she peed. To both our amazement, the dog obeyed perfectly. That is what spawned the idea for the patrol and protect game of "zombie patrol".

So there you have it, I woke up from this strange dream inspired by recent events in my life and I looked up zombies and breeding on google trying to figure if I had gotten the idea from a movie or something. Holy shit . . . there sure is a whole bunch of zombie porn. I loved Robert England's Zombie Strippers movie but a little T&A is normal in horror films. I didn't realize there was a zombie fetish niche big enough to create a market for zombie porn!

I guess if you are gonna' dream about being chased by zombies, what's better than being chased by big booty naked zombies? I just wished they had shaved. So what say you, are zombies are HOT or NOT? Is it a fetish like the clown fetish or Santa fetish?

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